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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Borat1: 4:05pm On Sep 11, 2009
Is mukirikiri your aunt tongue
But seriously some 'jokers' here piss me the kcuf off!
People like Ben20001 [now Ben-10] and sylve11 and dani1luv [the silliest and most ill informed mod on nairaland] should be lined up against a wall and SHOT!
The greater part of their posts are senseless and make me very angry! Damn angry
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:08pm On Sep 11, 2009
Borat you want make i kill all the rats for area?

you forget say na ur food be dat angry

leave my darling Lysaa in peace angry

rat man grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 4:10pm On Sep 11, 2009
yey aunty is back, now where is that rat eater? grin

@borat
i say we attack em

tie em down

n burn em. tongue

i nor dey o
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 4:20pm On Sep 11, 2009
COWard elyzad

Ile ya wa o baba
amu re le o baba. . . . .
Bo[b]rat[/b] u try 4 ya class captain job
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:32pm On Sep 11, 2009
chei!1 na wa o

romzy don enter you grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Abbeycity4(f): 4:35pm On Sep 11, 2009
o rain go away!

come again another day!

Little shidren want 's to play! grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 4:39pm On Sep 11, 2009
you old pass me. u dey call yasef little chudrens tongue no ves na joke
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 4:41pm On Sep 11, 2009
Motor car motor car
if u want to go to skul o please
carry me
pim pim pim po po po
Abbey little motor car
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 4:52pm On Sep 11, 2009
@ALL
Abeg who be this Borat?

@Borat,
'WHAT ' do you think you are?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 5:06pm On Sep 11, 2009
a local rat yampion
My Ble i don take style miss ya stalely
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 5:13pm On Sep 11, 2009
naa he is just being a clown wink

he is not a bad persin na tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Borat1: 6:08pm On Sep 11, 2009
He he! grin
Look at all these people pissing on themselves becos i tried to bare my mind!
Romsky, nairaland joker i no blame you sha! Your almost 20thousand post (what an incredible amount shocked) are composed of
*5 000 smileys grin
*5 000 posts saying good morning and good night (gosh) shocked
*5 000 idiotic one-liners tongue
*2500 dry jokes grin grin
*2000 ass kissing posts
*The remaining make small sense sha. Seun put up a thread calling out for mods. Pls apply you need it.
How is mod dani? grin
That Guy opened a thread once. Topic? Have You Ever Hited someone before? shocked
This highly embarassing thread went on to ask if you would hit somebody back if he hited you first! I thought it was a joke but it was in the family section!
Bear in mind, this guy was already a mod then. What a joke! grin
Is it fair to infer he was influenced by his status as a 'joker' or he is just grammatically inept?
Abeg no mind my bad belle! I must confess i'm just hating!
When you clock 20 thousand posts we go celebrate! grin
Agbaya
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by D1KeleVra(m): 6:38pm On Sep 11, 2009
mukina2:

blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tongue


abeg o! no make clem hia u o! cheesy
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 11:01am On Sep 12, 2009
~Borat~:

He he! grin
Look at all these people pissing on themselves becos i tried to bare my mind!
Romsky, nairaland joker i no blame you sha! Your almost 20thousand post (what an incredible amount shocked) are composed of
*5 000 smileys grin
*5 000 posts saying good morning and good night (gosh) shocked
*5 000 unfortunate one-liners tongue
*2500 dry jokes grin grin
*2000 ass kissing posts
*The remaining make small sense sha. Seun put up a thread calling out for mods. Pls apply you need it.
How is mod dani? grin
That Guy opened a thread once. Topic? Have You Ever Hited someone before? shocked
This highly embarassing thread went on to ask if you would hit somebody back if he hited you first! I thought it was a joke but it was in the family section!
Bear in mind, this guy was already a mod then. What a joke! grin
Is it fair to infer he was influenced by his status as a 'joker' or he is just grammatically inept?
Abeg no mind my bad belle! I must confess i'm just hating!
When you clock 20 thousand posts we go celebrate! grin
Agbaya

see this segedudu. i know what u're up to playing a fame game. hitting, dissing n seriously hating on ya fellas to top the hall. its all good tho dude, u finally figured the hang of the game after many yrs of registering n re-registering with diff usernames. .and i'm very sure u are one of those atangeli-using guys thats y u are such a nitwitty kid. MVA (most valuable agbaya) welcome to the hall of fame. tongue

Rom na small pikin na small pikin na im adolf hitler take cause world war. Let's dehorn him n chain him down b4 he gets harmful. I'll supply ammunition at request without hesitation. angry tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 12:32pm On Sep 12, 2009
Lysaa pity the guy small make we give am 7th chance bifor terminating
Muki warn ya rat to eat where he lives
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Borat1: 3:51pm On Sep 12, 2009
see this segedudu. i know what you're up to playing a fame game
He he! grin such a joker!
Bleep fame, just give me the money
Tell your ex 'rogue-made' say i don recommend him to seun for mod. Dani is a brainless joker and is unfit. tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 4:02pm On Sep 12, 2009
we know ur type
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by CrazyMan(m): 4:36pm On Sep 12, 2009
Really?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Borat1: 5:36pm On Sep 12, 2009
Rogue-made your english is pathetic.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by CrazyMan(m): 5:46pm On Sep 12, 2009
Go back into your hut least I cast my wrath upon thee
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Borat1: 5:55pm On Sep 12, 2009
Who? Me? cool
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by CrazyMan(m): 6:23pm On Sep 12, 2009
Who else?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Borat1: 6:35pm On Sep 12, 2009
Look at this spineless hermaphroditic self-servicer! shocked
You want some attention? Nah! grin
I think you're getting enough already by consistently changing your sex on nl from male to female back to male. You're such a joker!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by CrazyMan(m): 6:42pm On Sep 12, 2009
Nice try but no cash for you. tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by D1KeleVra(m): 12:07pm On Sep 13, 2009
clear!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by bydot1(m): 12:19pm On Sep 13, 2009
coast!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by D1KeleVra(m): 12:27pm On Sep 13, 2009
Go to church! angry
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by bydot1(m): 12:33pm On Sep 13, 2009
u just got back?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by D1KeleVra(m): 12:41pm On Sep 13, 2009
since 9am
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by sylve11: 4:04pm On Sep 13, 2009
u attended 2am mass bah? cheesy cool
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by D1KeleVra(m): 5:21pm On Sep 13, 2009
7am
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by CrazyMan(m): 5:23pm On Sep 13, 2009
Hope you remembered to pray for me. smiley

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