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How is Missy doing?

Had_one:
[size=18pt]Can you imagine? Christians attempting to bomb a church in Jos!! To achieve what pls?[/size]

I need to read thru original post again

Is the first picture for real? OMgosh!

Looks like a horror scene from Nigeria home vids.

Mojibola:
For naija, if u no sabi person, na serious long tin oooo, all these one na if them see u at all.

As much as your point is true to an extent, there's no harm in trying.

Ulala

not that important

be wise.


Will u let me upgrade u?

deneut:
me what?

yes what about u?

ten, net

This time the all-seeing-eye is watching.

dent

tend

Firearm:
is it wrong to target lysaa?

For rituals?

its high level not eye level


What's ur expectation?

adjain:
Efe, no mind me now. I[b] was working on inside info. I hear some of you are deaf around here,[/b]

Better fasten ur belt for the ride cos while u're at that some are speaking once and they are heard x2⁺

Was cutting u some slack to cash in on. .don't make it look like 'm casting my pearls b4 swines!

SMH that was cowardly

u couldn't even say it urself that u had to edit my post back at me. The weakest ish!

Efemena_xy:
ah! the dawn of realisation - I understand now, won't tease you anymore girl

but see - you yourself don admit say - even as you be wan sleep, na Sledge be the last thought for your mind!

Bbz, u took that out of sledge's mouth. .u for let am talk am but i see him wagging his tail now that u've mentioned it.
meanwhile, I was only going thru my replied posts then i posted.

sledge406:

You too [b]Wucked jor (with pidgin accent)[/b]

Lysaa, so much for defeated man speech.
I leave you to explain to Efemena.

He he don't go [i]a [/i]cow-ward.

. .LOL rgdless, u love me. .admit it damn it! lol

We haven't started battling u are giving me a defeated man's speech. lol

If God be for me, who can be against me? lol

^^Abegy, na another stylee - my default NL topic on my phone lol
I was like sledge where r u that this thread is getting relegated on his implication thread. .guess i was too sleepy or network wahala (on my phone). .didn't know i clicked post 2ice and one of them opened this thread.

Efemena_xy:
^^ Tell you wetin

na u open thread

na im I come say make I receive joke laff - so still waiting 4 u 2 deliver the promised goods madam Yam 'n Oil

fine bobo like u nor 'spose to dey frown im face - you'll get wrinkles

as per your amebo comment:

A 'lil amebo-ism is good for the soul

especially if spreading the gist around helps to enlighten us all - don't you agree??

meant the faith talk!

Sledge dear, I too sogi for all that trash, i'm a custodian of divine varieties and can't indulge myself in civilian affairs

U obviously like me lol. .its not ur fault. .its my blessing n curse to be loved by everyone, an inexplicable phenomenon u can't fathom.

Efemena_xy:
Yam 'n Oil - still waiting for the joke now

pls bamboozle me this evening

oh ye of little faith!

Tell me na.

Ok bring it on, today we shall know whose god is God!


Don't forget ur buluku and ur nzu.

Efemena_xy:
you nor too try

at least you for upgrade am reach £30 notes now

aww c'mon - don't be like dat now!!

you and I play by a different set of rules - abi??

[b]Fiice?? [/b]

Really? I need proof. .give me substance to hold on 2. . I won't believe in a mirage.

sledge406:
Who dey talk of test? You head go be wastage, non-recyclable.
So because you care, you nor wan see my fall? When you hear say Wall of China fall (abeg nor mention China and their Original fake product o)

Whether Freddy slip or Lysaa slip, e go let you cash. My name fit help you break bank.
hahahahaha. . .Who say you be WHOLE? With 30 naira note producing head, flat yansh and flat chest you dey shout WHOLE? I laff in Irish!
Ok I go help her change the symbol make she get small lever but I actually mean £30naira.

I for say u be nepios but u don't cut it. .U just are stunted in growth plus u be odi!

Myhead go test negative sef. .zero naira. God dey forbid bad thing finish!

sledge406:
No!
Meanwhile could you stop making shout in this libraryjokes section cos we like it absolute noisy-less.
It is actually seeing/reading.

So I don reach for you to start thread in my name, dis is serious and risky [b]busyness. Well you shouldn't have been too scared and too quick to modify. Kpata kpata, na to send Shakara to use cane flog your flat yansh.
You're welcome![/b]

Don't let it get into ur head too quick i said it was a mistake If i'd left it ur head would get bigger than humpty-dumpty's and soon we'd hear of ur great fall!

How a whole me go start a thread in ur name on purpose . .lol. .if i even call ya name na freudian slip.

Hey Muki-love. .I hail plenty

@ Efe
I only know the titles. .I hate reading literatures I prefer living my life!
Guess u don't know or havent heard of gods case no appeal. lol

Badosky
I get plenty Vit A for body to shine my eyes lol

Who carry weave wey u see abeg?

^^ lol I dey tell ya

Efe i'm more of a rejoinder person than a joker. .pardon moi mademoiselle

Efemena_xy:
Lol!! abi??!!

er - na which of dem u dey refer to girl??

try to be a bit more specific!!

Yam 'n Oil + Borle (roast plantain) and Peppr madam

Arrrrrrgh

I don't know for u anymore

I love autotune remix(es) but in this case, i think the original, edited tho but who cares! its funnier.

jackpot:
dani cursed my phone!
gods appeased temporarily cos i'm at cafe now,

make

my friend shallap! In gods' case no appeal! Abi u want the arrow of god to strike?

Ranoscky:
Thanx for coming, you can now leave !!

Oh yeah? ain't u same young chap who commended my bad? lol

Efemena_xy:
girl how you wan treat am??

all im hair don receed finish

na only small turfts of hair behind im ears e get

apart from slapping on a wig for am - na which kind magic you fit do to help am??

Warri nor dey carry last lai lai. See how u wan take bad overtake badosky. lol