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CelebritiesRe: Exclusive: Jim Iyke Arrested In Abuja Over Tinted Glasses Of His Car! by lysaa(f): 1:26pm On Mar 10, 2011
Limaoscar:
Is this not a SCENE from one of them Nigeriawood movies grin grin grin
ohh but seriously, i think so too. The shots are too close to believe they're real.
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:20pm On Mar 10, 2011
We'll raise the banner when this one finally surrenders.
Jokes EtcRe: Back In D Days by lysaa(f): 1:18pm On Mar 10, 2011
LOL. .Who the heck in his right mind bears Studio? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Spelling And Grammatical Mistakes by lysaa(f): 1:16pm On Mar 10, 2011
I don't understand. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Crazy Head by lysaa(f): 1:07pm On Mar 10, 2011
Anything is possible. Not like we want to change stone to bread here.
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:05pm On Mar 10, 2011
chi-baby:
^Lysaa sis I lyk da way my name no deh dia. I'm jus an attraction to da saloon grin cool
LOL U are my model, u'll get free facials, manicure and pedicure, hair-do etc etc. .all u need to do is to stand behind the glass and keep making posses. LOL

tanimz:
Lysaa, you dey find trouble o. angry
Oops didn't know u wanted to surprise them. lol

D1KeleVra:
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Until he mistook two headlights coming his way at night as two okadas and decided to stand in the middle
OMGosh! ur hands dont look clean in this.
Jokes EtcRe: Important Definitions by lysaa(f): 5:05pm On Mar 09, 2011
Studio CFR:
Follow follow

Apart from the stars wey u dey see for sky at night, which other star u know sey i dey talk about here??

U dis Onye Ofe Mmanu man.
LOL wickedkid u dey observe
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 4:44pm On Mar 09, 2011
No El, I have my girls to take good care of u-

Id would take care of ur hair, Tz would do nails and wash feet, Efe would handles scissors n blades for trimming and shaving. .don't mess with her. Weaves n braids are Yks areas of specialty.
Jokes EtcRe: Crazy Head by lysaa(f): 12:21pm On Mar 09, 2011
Will it blow ur socks off when i say anything is possible?
Jokes EtcRe: Important Definitions by lysaa(f): 12:17pm On Mar 09, 2011
Na there u get F9
Jokes EtcRe: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by lysaa(f): 12:13pm On Mar 09, 2011
don't try to play a man-friday. .I still will not take u as my trumpet blower. cool
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 12:09pm On Mar 09, 2011
That is so criminal. U came in thru the window and started possessing from the backyard. .Be warned!




[size=15pt]THIS PROPERTY IS NOT FOR SALE[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Na By Force To Own Apple Laptop by lysaa(f): 11:50am On Mar 09, 2011
Choii it is finished! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by lysaa(f): 11:43am On Mar 09, 2011
sad embarassed lipsrsealed angry

clemcykul:
e be like say u be the oba of benin, since u know all the indigenes


am from benin west grin shocked
Bad girl lol even the oba of benin has nothing on my knowledge tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Important Definitions by lysaa(f): 11:36am On Mar 09, 2011
U can dance, u can jive, having the time of ur life

See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the dancing queen
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 11:27am On Mar 09, 2011
. .Bartender El! a shot of tequila and a pain killer

.this bar has been a pain in the nyash too!


Suggestion: Maybe we should get a hair dressing /barbers' shop next.




And I now declare the thread locked. tongue
Forum GamesRe: 3words Per Post: Part 2 by lysaa(f): 3:05pm On Mar 08, 2011
Better start now
Forum GamesRe: Ask A question,get A Wrong Answer Cont by lysaa(f): 3:03pm On Mar 08, 2011
I'm that big. Are u opposing urself?
Jokes EtcRe: Na By Force To Own Apple Laptop by lysaa(f): 2:57pm On Mar 08, 2011
Ofone! Opari! Okwuagu! Finito. Lol
Jokes EtcRe: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by lysaa(f): 2:54pm On Mar 08, 2011
No 'm tryin to catch on the latest info. Er celina ovwokhan told me about her twin sis - odion. And pls bashy, Efe is from ughelli south not edo north. Lol.
Jokes EtcRe: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by lysaa(f): 12:07pm On Mar 08, 2011
Celina Odion has relocated to her hometown in Edo North-East. Network nor dey there.
Jokes EtcRe: Na By Force To Own Apple Laptop by lysaa(f): 12:01pm On Mar 08, 2011
This ur fake dutch so! LOL

clemcykul:
daniluv its cello-tape smiley
Hehehe

dani1luv:

Oh. . .sorry i was confused cheesy

As per the Apple-Iphone; I only convert!!; u can convert your Iphone into apple. simply buy 1 apple of 70 naira, eat 1 part of it, then bring d remaining with your lappy to me for some surgical operation, (Sellotaping) cheesy
Agbaya! I said phone u said lappy. .u're real confused. LOL
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 11:56am On Mar 08, 2011
It gradually became an idle man's world, it made dead bodies look like party animals at some point.

.a gossip centre. . . a quarrel zone,

. .a village square for tales by moonlight. LOL.

Also a back stabbing place. .

of course a laugh it out joint. .

Didn't feel the fun tho. .

Bartender! A cup of black coffee pls.
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 11:42am On Mar 08, 2011
Idowuogbo:
na wah o seee kaban, lysir mama ni yen warridodo
I need the New English Translation (NET) of this greeting abeg.
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 10:01am On Mar 08, 2011
IDTS, prolly hangover or, Seriously dude, what type of ecstasy do u add to the drinks?
Jokes EtcRe: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by lysaa(f): 9:53am On Mar 08, 2011
Efe don't make somn outta nada. BTW, who's the shark n who's the deep blue sea?
Jokes EtcRe: Important Definitions by lysaa(f): 9:48am On Mar 08, 2011
U only get to talk to them when u're idle. . They're not good deal.
Jokes EtcRe: Important Definitions by lysaa(f): 12:22am On Mar 08, 2011
yinkalink:
Talk to d hand na gayish stance stud.
B4 nkor? Stud na omogay.
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 11:51pm On Mar 07, 2011
tanimz:
Does one get high on pure water? Are you sure you are educated? undecided
It depends. He knows his market.
Jokes EtcRe: Important Definitions by lysaa(f): 11:48pm On Mar 07, 2011
Oh u did not know i was just using u to tear the fabric of time? .
Jokes EtcRe: My Jokes by lysaa(f): 11:46pm On Mar 07, 2011
I meant u should let her breathe.
Jokes EtcRe: Important Definitions by lysaa(f): 11:44pm On Mar 07, 2011
And all u do is to point fingers. FYI, i only located the porter which apparently is u.

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