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When someone is obviously lying; 'Guy, if dem give u chance, u fit fry ice-block come shade am o.'

to all the people that would miss me, even tho its small   


i've met alot of people through my journey on nl. . from my first friend Lioness to my newest. its been fun all through and can't say i wouldn't miss y'all.
Kaylala, Riviera- my 1st boyfriend on nl, lol. ., thelastdon, Rhodalyn,Z4M4eva, hotstepper, Mikebuddy, Rolly, Justkunmi, Mukina2, Jaybaby, Orinkila that would make me a movie star when I grow up.  kellorah, wormedup, babymine, woleprof, marlet01, kinzolic, Akowale(holding it down on chelsea thread) Razzor-one strong female footie analyst besides Muki  Kitaun, Software, Debosky, Mustay  Tafari (missing him already) HayWay, Dblock, Lalaboi, SomZe, Fynwaka, Syrup, Neelsel, Needeeg, Busta, Nella IIce, Ronnie slimz, My religion Pals-Shahan  (missing her already) TayoD, davidylan, Donnie-my brother, backslider, My jokes section friends- Spenchuks  , Gabrywyl  ,  princesa, Mykali  Studio, Infobaba, cbase, Danni-love, Clemcykul, Sam Milla
Forum games- Wifeypenth left me  Acidrop, Missy B, Efosa, GoldCircle(FYI, I'm carrying his baby ), Dragnet (gosh! I've bn asking) Yongbabe, Chibaby, Dreeldee(Only God Knows where he's bn) Cescky, Sodgi, DualCore , krama, Okanran(fed me with beefcake) MOyo( my sis chan) Jassie, Ibikaye, Bbee, Opslag, Morenike, loffers ,  to be continued. 

must u get personal on me?

or do i look like one of those u've abused?

only SEUN


psych!

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding,

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see, Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer

slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!


Don't Mess With Older Ladies!!

she feels me

laff on jare. .

shey na because u don type king kong put for ur siggy u think say u don get power?

lmao

u don't know i can be jealous?

BTW, how are u? missed u sha

thanks Richo

Bbee, sup?

abeg na who be this man with plenty grammer?

peoples!

removes the pins of my pineapples and throw them into admin's office

naughty u! na only my waist u see hold abi? 

I don leave u hia jare. . but GC, u were once here? according to ur post u said,

GoldCircle:
Lysaa, why did you have to dig out this thread again? I thought we had long laid this issue to rest? Anywayz, I'm a Mode9 fan & I believe he needs to up his game just a little. Show the people the stuff you are made of and give us a party track! Hip hop ( naija flava) is here to stay!

abeg na who u be that time?

wonders shall never end

what are u saying? join them against me?

would ask him to get himself some chillpills tsk!

still love my blues. .

i go beat u o. . u don find me come abi

sorry i posted today. . couldnt hold back

is this really gab or someone else?

hmm

u don land here?

Y these noise when they are here?

gabby wetin happen sef?

i smell conspiracy. . we were supposed to be talking to men and some ladies are joining them? hmm!

LMAO, can't believe u guys fell for this cheap crap. 

u guys should mind how u spread death rumour about people

and i was busy thinking only a letter to me should be on this thread,

hey Mr Postman! U have delivered to a wrong address.

sammy and lovergirl oys make una go start una thread

would ask her what that has to do with this game when she could IM me.

so we can know more of u licking icecreams.


so u are praying for this thread to be locked?

sexyleamon


cheerful-hearted.

y u wan know, tafia?!

@poster

funny cos its the opp for me. When i'm asked my number and I know the kind of guy wouldn't improve my life, I make sure I turn the table around by demanding for his instead and then, most times tho, I never call.

To answer yr qxn, since its kind of fun to me, maybe, its fun to them as well.

how u take know sef?

lol. . love ur siggy, says a lot!

but u didnt play the game