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Jokes EtcRe: If You Where Alone On Planet Earth What Would You Do? by lysaa(f): 12:37pm On Jul 29, 2008
thanks for the correction but i do the naming. .u'd be he cow-bull grin
Forum GamesRe: When I Meet A Nairalander by lysaa(f): 12:36pm On Jul 29, 2008
would pat her back and say, cool down
Forum GamesRe: When I Meet A Nairalander by lysaa(f): 11:27am On Jul 29, 2008
grin grin grin grin

would shake his hands for inventions tongue wink
Forum GamesRe: The Game Starts With The Last Word by lysaa(f): 11:23am On Jul 29, 2008
morning is good too. .how are u?
Jokes EtcRe: Recharge Card. by lysaa(f): 11:15am On Jul 29, 2008
hmm, i don't do that. . I just lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: God Vs Harley Davidson by lysaa(f): 11:09am On Jul 29, 2008
thats because guys are too dumb to get it once. .it has to be repeated for it to stick!  tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Recharge Card. by lysaa(f): 11:08am On Jul 29, 2008
he is both. ask him/her huh
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Guilty? Tell Me by lysaa(f): 11:07am On Jul 29, 2008
lmao, yh, the dream should be charged grin
Jokes EtcRe: Dogs Too Dey Pray by lysaa(f): 11:04am On Jul 29, 2008
dogs are messengers too lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Grandma In Bikini! by lysaa(f): 11:02am On Jul 29, 2008
good, so u already know she is hot in a way wink
Jokes EtcRe: If You Where Alone On Planet Earth What Would You Do? by lysaa(f): 11:00am On Jul 29, 2008
I guess if i'm given the opportunity to be the alone on earth. . then every day would be naming ceremony. .starting with ademiller tongue
he would be named cow.
folly69 would be antelope
clemcykul would be dog
tufe would be goat
jeovy definately would be pussycat.
gonorrhea is already close to gorilla

tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Grandma In Bikini! by lysaa(f): 10:50am On Jul 29, 2008
granma is kind'a hot, have u checked her out thoroughly? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: God Vs Harley Davidson by lysaa(f): 10:45am On Jul 29, 2008
dumberians grin
Jokes EtcRe: Recharge Card. by lysaa(f): 10:43am On Jul 29, 2008
clemcykul:
poverty
big boi, how much recharge card do u use daily?

no wonder u talk so 'big' tongue
Jokes EtcRe: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by lysaa(f): 10:39am On Jul 29, 2008
Female Requirements:
- possess a clear skin

~i have no trouble with that, only patches my breaching cleam has reft on it.

- height 5ft6-6ft3

~I'm crose to it, at reast i'm 5 ft tall. .not bad for an international model, innit?

- fluent in spoken english

~well u can see that for yaself, my engrish is da bomb! I am vely ploud of it.

- healthy hair

~oh yeah. . the lapalapa that was there last week has dried up. .thanks to otapiapia lipsrsealed

- ages 18-28

~i'm only 30. .i could pass for 28 sometimes.

- weight 50-75 kg

~the last time i checked, I was 90kg but i promise, i'll starve. I really need this job and I think I'm the one u need. cool
Jokes EtcRe: Two Priests On Vacation by lysaa(f): 10:28am On Jul 29, 2008
the 2nd one's tyt ehie.

@post.
Thats really hot. hmm i'm sweating
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Guilty? Tell Me by lysaa(f): 10:22am On Jul 29, 2008
I object!  tongue

They're both gulty!  grin

short and str8 to the point. love it.
Jokes EtcRe: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by lysaa(f): 10:18am On Jul 29, 2008
clemcykul:
do it! grin
who? u? shocked

meanwhile, thats me over there tongue
Forum GamesRe: Match 2 Personalities 2 Make A Couple by lysaa(f): 10:08am On Jul 29, 2008
acidrop:
ha, hw can u be saying that now, am a good girl ooo, my father is a pastor.

and yeah that is moi, what u think?
sharrap dia, that is either ya aunty or ya mommy. since when did a toodler like u mature like that? overnight? tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by lysaa(f): 3:34am On Jul 29, 2008
hehehe, its not my fault, I just happened! grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Match 2 Personalities 2 Make A Couple by lysaa(f): 3:33am On Jul 29, 2008
shocked ACID, where are u coming from?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: February Birthday Members! by lysaa(f): 3:31am On Jul 29, 2008
better change or else I change my mind@dre


ruby u have finished him. ewo!
Forum GamesRe: Match 2 Personalities 2 Make A Couple by lysaa(f): 3:29am On Jul 29, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

is that what it is?   angry lipsrsealed

okay i'm going to bed!

take care guys  wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by lysaa(f): 3:26am On Jul 29, 2008
dead serious angry grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: February Birthday Members! by lysaa(f): 3:25am On Jul 29, 2008
dreeldee:
shocked shocked shocked FYI i was born on the 13th when the pleasures of the month were just piling up and momma was having fun carrying me around tongue tongue

@Ruby reverse of 31 is my day, it was a wonderful day unlike feb 21 199X lipsrsealed grin grin grin
U wish! u Mr Nsogbu
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by lysaa(f): 3:20am On Jul 29, 2008
thats also cool,because the lesser is included in the greater-love.  grin

we have the coolest opportunity to get presents, love and the envy of others. its not easy my sis.  cheesy
Forum GamesRe: Match 2 Personalities 2 Make A Couple by lysaa(f): 3:15am On Jul 29, 2008
grin grin juju? when I've got all the power in my mouth? thats so derogatory. kai! angry cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: February Birthday Members! by lysaa(f): 3:11am On Jul 29, 2008
hehehe revelations. phew!

31 days as if u weren't born on just one day of the 31 days. .oh my bad, u were even born on the last day . .that holds a lot  tongue  thank God U finally came out, must have troubled mama before she decided to get u out anyhow  grin jk

okay this is for feb BMs oya chance us.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by lysaa(f): 3:04am On Jul 29, 2008
pele, its also ur day eh?

@ruby_pearl
hmm, aint u lucky there's remains for u? lol
so don't get greedy, just manage whatever tongue
Forum GamesRe: Match 2 Personalities 2 Make A Couple by lysaa(f): 3:01am On Jul 29, 2008
huh why do i need to be cured and from what? huh
Forum GamesRe: Match 2 Personalities 2 Make A Couple by lysaa(f): 2:59am On Jul 29, 2008
lmao, u have muscles? cos if its not juju, its got to be muscles
Jokes EtcRe: Nah Wah For Dis Kind Gynocologist by lysaa(f): 2:58am On Jul 29, 2008
mohawkchic huh tongue

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