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thanks for the correction but i do the naming. .u'd be he cow-bull ![]() |
would pat her back and say, cool down |
![]() would shake his hands for inventions ![]() |
morning is good too. .how are u? |
hmm, i don't do that. . I just ![]() |
thats because guys are too dumb to get it once. .it has to be repeated for it to stick! ![]() |
he is both. ask him/her ![]() |
lmao, yh, the dream should be charged ![]() |
dogs are messengers too ![]() |
good, so u already know she is hot in a way ![]() |
I guess if i'm given the opportunity to be the alone on earth. . then every day would be naming ceremony. .starting with ademiller ![]() he would be named cow. folly69 would be antelope clemcykul would be dog tufe would be goat jeovy definately would be pussycat. gonorrhea is already close to gorilla ![]() |
granma is kind'a hot, have u checked her out thoroughly? ![]() |
dumberians ![]() |
clemcykul:big boi, how much recharge card do u use daily? no wonder u talk so 'big' ![]() |
Female Requirements: - possess a clear skin ~i have no trouble with that, only patches my breaching cleam has reft on it. - height 5ft6-6ft3 ~I'm crose to it, at reast i'm 5 ft tall. .not bad for an international model, innit? - fluent in spoken english ~well u can see that for yaself, my engrish is da bomb! I am vely ploud of it. - healthy hair ~oh yeah. . the lapalapa that was there last week has dried up. .thanks to otapiapia ![]() - ages 18-28 ~i'm only 30. .i could pass for 28 sometimes. - weight 50-75 kg ~the last time i checked, I was 90kg but i promise, i'll starve. I really need this job and I think I'm the one u need. ![]() |
the 2nd one's tyt ehie. @post. Thats really hot. hmm i'm sweating |
I object! ![]() They're both gulty! ![]() short and str8 to the point. love it. |
clemcykul:who? u? meanwhile, thats me over there ![]() |
acidrop:sharrap dia, that is either ya aunty or ya mommy. since when did a toodler like u mature like that? overnight? ![]() |
hehehe, its not my fault, I just happened! ![]() |
better change or else I change my mind@dre ruby u have finished him. ewo! |
is that what it is? ![]() okay i'm going to bed! take care guys ![]() |
dead serious ![]() |
dreeldee:U wish! u Mr Nsogbu |
thats also cool,because the lesser is included in the greater-love. ![]() we have the coolest opportunity to get presents, love and the envy of others. its not easy my sis. ![]() |
juju? when I've got all the power in my mouth? thats so derogatory. kai! ![]() |
hehehe revelations. phew! 31 days as if u weren't born on just one day of the 31 days. .oh my bad, u were even born on the last day . .that holds a lot thank God U finally came out, must have troubled mama before she decided to get u out anyhow jkokay this is for feb BMs oya chance us. |
pele, its also ur day eh? @ruby_pearl hmm, aint u lucky there's remains for u? lol so don't get greedy, just manage whatever ![]() |
why do i need to be cured and from what? ![]() |
lmao, u have muscles? cos if its not juju, its got to be muscles |
mohawkchic ![]() |
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