bin doesn't know simple arithmetic lol.

norrin dey happen

Fascinatingly funny mehn.

Clever chauffeur! Nice one there.

Lol.

tatiana its like u took those words from my mouth. I see a replica of what/who he criticizes in his posts. What a world! Lol.

^ F9! na there u fail.

mikuz:

*mikuz gets infuriated that lysaa was such a snipper,he turns his back at her and makes for the door,lysaa gets to the door first and holds the door knob,she tries to say something but he cuts in and warns her to keep her distance,he opens the door,bangs it very hard as he leaves,having lysaa covering both of her ears unbelievably with her palms!*

one thing i do is forgetting those things that are behind. I nor fit shout abeg

Efemena_xy:

Lady D - you too find trouble sef!

Look, I don help you remodify dat your list

k' Efe did someone offend u and u're trying to take it out on me?

Nairaland is hitting the ends mental weariness where only the jobless fits in perfectly.

why don't u leave the qxn to whom it concerns?

agent zakky:

DO U REMEMBER?
playing after round one,
watching charlie chaplin who i called fastman then
watching tellymatch,
watching Arelu casting Fadeyi oloro
trying new wrestling tricks on friendz in school
throwing chloroquine away while mother wasn't watching
reading ladybirds books.

Good old dayz

yeyyy how did i forget that interesting match. lol

cordj2:

@LYSA
I'm not from PH, was born in New york, grow up in UK and now living in planet Mars

trips!

mikuz:

Busybody who ask you? Btw who cares kwanu?

lol. . the guy dey do marketing leave am.

mikuz:

Lysaa you lived in P.H. too?

So i'm right on u being a port harcourt boy?

bin gbagbo:

no weapon fashioned against me















* opens bible*

Pls o, is there anywhere in the bible where any type of odour is recorded? cos this one that u are already going to the bible for reference on a topic like this. . hmm

guyssssssssss, this is getting irritating pls.

cynthoney:

hmmmm. . .

where is the 'g' in saggin?

i thot it was sagging?

and i thot 'niggas' was 'nigger'?

abi english don change?

u guyz sud enlightened oooooo

he he he na ya joke come funny pass

The joke funny but i nor know how to correlate am with the tittle. Or am i missing something?

feelgood:


Mathematician: How do you write 4 in between 5?

China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question’s wrong.
UK: Not found on the Internet.

India: F(IV)E
This is the reason Indians are everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering…. anything to do with using both sides of the brain.(, )

i like it.

hmm, i didnt say that out loud. come u dey eavesdrop? lol

^^come u be port harcourt boy, talk true!

cordj2:

remember playing daddy and mummy with the girl next door, though nothing happened
remember spider man/supper pants or is it undies?
remember flying kites
remember chasing lizards with stones
remember licking baby food when no one is at home
remember wearing one pant for one week
remember my fisrt love letter ( doxology)
remember pushing dad's car every morning before going to school
remember mum treating my sore with warm water
remember barbing hair with hand clipper( not the electric one)

u too funny lol

Studio CFR:

Once upon a tym, der was a boy and a girl who luvd each oda den a SSLUTTT came along and spoil everything.

THE END,

at all-at all u suppose at least know ur present and past tenses.

lol so wetin come dey smell?

feeling my world.

Tee_Jay:

^^hi there,
@op
positive

oh so u too have noticed that some folks dont reason b4 they post on this thread?

TINBT serving God

Care to know that u are meant to love ur neighbour as urself?

mikuz:

Lysaa -->snipped<--,right now i'm in Philippines,Davao city precisely--> snipped <--.

Thanks thats all i asked for

Just like that? See how time changes ppl

mikuz:

@sam
too much igbö!

nor mind am jare. . so how come u are in Ph? Na Philadelphia abi Philippines or Port Harcourt?

This is a hard knock! instead of kisses i get kicked!

mikuz:

Hmm! Virgin Mary of nl.

Meaning?

hmm! so many challenges but. .

Father Lord, na me be ur screen saver o

Oops! My bad, was replying and didn't know it was @ d devil. Lol.

Now the flood takes all the blame. Lol.