Isn't carelessness a bad thing?

U think he knows where to start?

Oh Lawd! *Gives the op a french kiss* sweet one! Lol.

lol. . He who finds a phone, finds a good thing!

can anyone tell me why we have more than 5 of this thread on NL?

flip side here.

part of life!


Do u know u can talk to me if u have any problems?

we dey goof! why e dey pain una na?

IDGYC u go commit murder with ur jokes. lol

This thread is funny sha.

Studio CFR:

joke section is dying. . . And your silly jokes is responsible.

It's not compulsory u must post a joke. . If u dont have no sense of humour please dont open a thread. . .

Dont make me regret turning down seun's mod job offer please. . .cuz i for don ban lotsa people and even move lotsa nonsense jokes here to nland's trash can.

BIN GBOGBO, El GUAPO, ODE LOMO abi na ODE REMO u dey answer. .(u need to stone the person wey give u dat name as your baptism name cuz the person no like u ODE REMO)

what am saying here is that we should start using our head to write joke and stop copy pasting. .

*i know some people go insult me ontop dis little advice i dey try give dem so dat sweet again*

Someone has been looking at the man in the mirror! hehehe

Means shine ya eyes lol

Tee_Jay:

I'm fine o, and you? we really do need to stop bumping into each other once in 3 months you know.

So dear, how are we going to make that happen?

mikuz:

Btw modern science has proven that women have clearer eye sight that men. Shikena!

ok I found that out too. lol

aieromon:

Damn,Biggie couldn't stand the boredom like us

lol. .maybe he comes here to read our posts too.

I rem kid n play. . Some fella stole the dvd! It had immature and tlc all kids, damn! Its really an old movie.

Sounds like an allegory- i rep absence n u rep presence, i rep wind n u fire. HRU?

Yeah, i got the nasty joke.

^ geez! Was about to say the same thing. What a coincidence. Lol.

I meant the nomination.

^ is that for real? But y?

Mikus Abeg free me, na my eyes see pass ya own? Lol

Vina could tear because she put felicia up so d fear of inevitable blames and hatreds it'd result in could make her feel insecure but for a while.

Efe leave hapu'm aka! Lol

Manna is a question rather than a name. Its simply means 'what is this?'

I like the whole joke, makes more sense when u ght the destination.

Names of babies- el ror, el paco, el joke. Congrats my friend.

^ in other words, manna!

Lol. Women don't carry calculators about except the market women n those who work in sawmills. I've seen a guy with different items in his bathroom for his facials. .no he isn't gay, tryin to keep a fresh face. And men dey argue die! U dey watch Nkem Owoh?-typical! Oya deduce ya verdict.

*harsh* jare. Lol

Oh my world, that's extremely hash. In as much as 'm enjoying the bash, i'd advise y'all stay on point-jokes!

No dear, they're not all 9ja but i wish!

Chapter 1 is short n interesting, when is d nxt chpt. Coming out?

Everything seems crazy when it starts but it actually gets crazy when others start copying.