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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic's Outfit For Multichoice Welcome Dinner At Mauritius by Lytlelemon(m): 10:16am On Sep 03, 2015
Young lady, where art thou husband Your accomplice(tonto) has finally gotten married oo grin

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Food / Re: Have You Seen Any Cake More Creative Than This? by Lytlelemon(m): 10:11am On Sep 03, 2015
This is called creativity. Exceptional to the core cheesy

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Romance / Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Lytlelemon(m): 8:05am On Sep 02, 2015
Pictures or it didn't happen
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Actors Who Combine Acting With Lecturing Jobs (Photos) by Lytlelemon(m): 9:08am On Aug 28, 2015
Gbenga's face thou! grin
Crime / Re: Cult Member Killed By His Members For Membership Declaimer (photo) by Lytlelemon(m): 7:48am On Aug 27, 2015
There this thing i love about cultism. "THEY END UP KILLING EACH OTHER". See as the guy take waste ein life. grin
Celebrities / Re: Empress Njama Without Makeup Or Weave (Photos) by Lytlelemon(m): 12:27am On Aug 26, 2015
She resembles 9ice(gong-aso) grin
Celebrities / Re: Rukky Sanda Shares Sexy Pre-birthday Photo by Lytlelemon(m): 4:53am On Aug 22, 2015
If this is the pre-birthday picture, how the main birthday picture go dey angry
Autos / Re: Made In Mbase Helicopter.. (see Photo) by Lytlelemon(m): 4:45am On Aug 22, 2015
The wright brothers of our generation... Hope it doesn't stuck while still in air?? grin
Politics / Re: Adamawa Varsity Reopens, Recruits 80 Hunters by Lytlelemon(m): 11:06am On Aug 21, 2015
Are they armed with eligible guns or just their bows, arrow and spears wink
Romance / Re: Prostitutes On Strike - Punch by Lytlelemon(m): 10:40am On Aug 21, 2015
The woman leading them shaa! I wonder why our men spend recklessly on this people when they can comfortably merge that money and get themselves a good wife that can make a good home with them. #Gov. Willie Obiano, please let that strike be an everlasting one. They should go and get themselves a job for crying out loud.
Education / Re: UNILAG Undergraduates Build Eco-friendly Car (Photos) by Lytlelemon(m): 10:20am On Aug 21, 2015
Where can i get this car? I need to drive down to my villa with it. Moreover, i didn't see any space provided for another person to stay in or is it a sports car?? Kudos to the students. Though i was waiting to hear something like "LASU students built an Eco-friendly car" until yesterday i heard their SUG blocked the school gates cux of Mass failure. Lol
Politics / Re: Nigeria Now Generate 5000MW Electricity by Lytlelemon(m): 11:55pm On Aug 20, 2015
Nice advancement. But i have a question, "Who are they giving the 5000MW of electricity" is it jux on air or the masses If its the masses, then i wish to humbly inform them that i've not seen any light. Even as am typing, my ba3 is blinking "Red". From NEPA to PHCN and now to EEDC, very soon dem go answer ETEPA (End time electric power Authority) or better still ETPHCN (End time power holding company of Nigeria). I rest my case

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Stuns At Stephanie Linus' Movie Premiere by Lytlelemon(m): 8:34am On Aug 05, 2015
In 5yrs time, you're hitting menopause. And if you don't find a husband in 5yrs time. #Eleyi gidi gan for you. I rest my case grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bill Gates' Wife Melinda Washes Plates, Carries Water On Head In Malawi (Photos) by Lytlelemon(m): 9:51am On Aug 02, 2015
Umm! Is she from malawi?? She's humble thou... wink
Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Village Witch Control Your Destiny by Lytlelemon(m): 9:26am On Aug 01, 2015
Funny thou. But people can be wicked and envy oo grin
Romance / Re: Imagine This Kind Of Love? Could This Be ????(photo) by Lytlelemon(m): 9:13am On Aug 01, 2015
I'll do everything for my wife except washing her panties. I feel irritated at the sight of panties. No matter how hard i love her, washing her pants is an exception. But i can do anyother washing wink
Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg The Owner Of FACEBOOK Shared This Romantic & Motivating Words! by Lytlelemon(m): 8:37am On Aug 01, 2015
3 miscarriages ni??undecided The guy use en babies do networking business?. #Well i wish her safe delivery.
Celebrities / Re: PHOTO: Ebube Nwagbo steps out in chic outfit by Lytlelemon(m): 4:11am On Jul 31, 2015
I'm still wondering why this beautiful lass has not gotten herself a hubby. I wish i had the opportunity to be her hubby. #She looks spiffy thou.
Celebrities / Re: Mavin Artiste Di'ja Looks Incredibly Skinny In New Photo by Lytlelemon(m): 4:02am On Jul 31, 2015
I love this girl. Left for me, she's the best female artiste in 9ja. I adore her despite her physique. In di'ja's voice *girl you're all i want, cux you got what i need. Tell me girl do you see, the happiness in me. I love my life, anytime i wish you are, as long as you love me, girl i'm telling you. There's nothing i won't do to make you smile ooo*

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Family / Re: What Was Your Nickname As A Child? by Lytlelemon(m): 6:10am On Oct 04, 2014
When i was tender, my father used to call me "Bebeto of Brazil" cux i used to play football alot. In my primary 5, my peepz name me "Bukas", during my ss2 days they named me "Akidi" but currently i'm known as "Lemon" or "Lytlelemon".
Jokes Etc / Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Lytlelemon(m): 12:07pm On Jan 03, 2014
Lol.. Mr. Prophecy.. Y seeing unclear visions of "ASUU"?? grin

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