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Science/Technology / Re: Please What Is The Name Of This Animal With No Head And Tail? by LZAA: 6:51pm On Sep 18
SultanOfAbia:
It is called a "Helinus"

A very backward creature...
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Politics / Re: It’s Getting Out Of Control – Abdulsalami Abubakar Worries Over Hardship by LZAA: 10:57am On Sep 18
Afamed and helinues will still deny this and blame okwute
APCheat minions are irredeemable
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Health / Re: Number Of Functional Health Facilities By Zone - Statisense by LZAA: 10:55am On Sep 18
Bobloco:
If truly there are more functional health facilities in the south west, why are their women not giving birth in those facilities? Do they prefer giving birth at home and in the bushes?Β 
Chai!!!πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Education / Re: Catholics Fault Makurdi University Students’ Use Of Clerical Robes For Ceremony by LZAA: 10:51am On Sep 18
Quite sad to see stupidity being allowed to thrive
Why denigrate the catholic material?

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Celebrities / Re: Mo Wa Pa" Rihanna Struggles To Learn Yoruba As A Fan Coaches Her by LZAA: 9:51am On Sep 18
Calitoscassius:
She is gorgeous! shocked tongue real woman! This guy shoulda gave her a hug rather he is hifiving.

Is he gay? undecided
She definitely won't hug a straight dude like thatπŸ˜„
Celebrities / Re: Mo Wa Pa" Rihanna Struggles To Learn Yoruba As A Fan Coaches Her by LZAA: 9:50am On Sep 18
Basicend:
Yoruba language is the most popular Nigerian language all over the world.

If you are in London, there are many times you wonder if you are actually in Lagos. . With the way people speak yoruba everywhere.

* The dude therein is a shameless gay.
N***a said the world and mentions only.....London
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Celebrities / Re: Mo Wa Pa" Rihanna Struggles To Learn Yoruba As A Fan Coaches Her by LZAA: 9:48am On Sep 18
Newlymarried:
Mr Gaybriel spotted!
And Af*onja tooπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Politics / Re: Tinubu Shifting Economy From Consumption To Production – Eniola Badmus by LZAA: 8:25pm On Sep 17
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About time they borrowed Okwute's wordsπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Crime / Re: I Didn't Run Away - Ex-dss Boss' Son Abba Bichi Reacts To Alleged $2m Theft by LZAA: 2:03pm On Sep 17
faoogoke:


He was forced on the U17 National team back then.

Nepotism at work!
Was wondering if he was the one
Smh
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Travel / Re: Germany Begins Expanded Border Controls To Control Migration. by LZAA: 3:26am On Sep 17
Interprete:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, my little sister and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from ourΒ neighborΒ onΒ Thursday last week. Since then we have surviving onΒ drinkingΒ garriΒ since on Wednesday and theΒ garriΒ we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for kid sis please am a primary school teacher and a house painter, our mom is late and my dad has retired. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD in heaven come to your aid as you have come to ours. Amen
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Opay M.A
Guy get a proper job and stop online begging
Quite frankly it's nauseating

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Laments As N10,000 Electricity Unit Runs Out Within A Week (video) by LZAA: 3:00pm On Sep 16
Bwilliam:


See you, you just merely switch off gadgets while people like me that sabi, will not only switch off the gadgets, but also take them anywhere we go, incase the gadget are using electricity wirelessly.

As I'm talking to you, I'm at the office but my TV, fan, AC, blender, microwave and sound system are by my side, my only problem is the danfo drivers charge me more for the things I'm carrying.

This is how they'll always say that Nigeria has the cheapest fuel price and cement price. Cheapest this, cheapest that, but ask them what is "per capita" & "GPD", otilo.
Nigerians will be there adjusting sotey one day they'll fall off the seat entirely.
Gbam

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Laments As N10,000 Electricity Unit Runs Out Within A Week (video) by LZAA: 2:59pm On Sep 16
Afamed and helinues will still blame okwute for this oneπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Politics / Re: NNPC Fixes Pump Price For Dangote Refinery, Sells Petrol ₦950 Lagos, ₦992 Abuja by LZAA: 12:34pm On Sep 16
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Crime / Re: Gunmen Murder Stephen Aniagu, Enugu Ogbete Market Chairman (Picture) by LZAA: 11:14am On Sep 16
Afamed:
This is where LZAA boys operate. Obiagwu, Waec, Holy Ghost and New market areas

Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery Sells Petrol To NNPC At ₦766/Litre - Punch by LZAA: 4:25pm On Sep 15
helinues:
He should start first. Until then this na sensational news
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Religion / Re: Bullets Turned To Powder After I Declared I Am A Chosen!! by LZAA: 12:08pm On Sep 15
God abegπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Politics / Re: Nigeria Set To Introduce Digital Travel Certificate – Interior Minister by LZAA: 6:59am On Sep 14
Soldad4:
N1000 is like a million Naira to me right now, going through the hardest moment of my life. If you help consider yourself saving a soul, I will be so grateful.The effect of the starving has affect my kids health, pls assist me, God bless you more.
2 lies at once just to ask for 1k?
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Kids indeed
Crime / Re: Drug Baron Suleiman Ganiu Aremu 'Barryshine' Arrested by LZAA: 6:34am On Sep 14
goslowgoslow:

You nor dey shame... before dem catch one Yoruba drug pusher dem don catch 500 Igbos!
tongue tongue tongue

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Crime / Re: Drug Baron Suleiman Ganiu Aremu 'Barryshine' Arrested by LZAA: 11:26pm On Sep 13
"Impossible
Surely there is a mistake somewhere
He must be chookooodi πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„"
Statement from rowwwnooou rod*ents
So the accomodators dey there too?
WondersπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Crime / Re: Autopsy Result Reveals Late Air Force Cadet Officer, Chidiebere Was Murdered by LZAA: 6:51pm On Sep 13
Kobicove:


Some of you guys watch too many Hollywood movies grin

For your info most of the CCTV you see around are there for decoration, either it does not work or the image is blurred or it does not record etc undecided
Person get this kind mindset for 2024?
SmhπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Nearly 12 Years For $200K Fraud In US by LZAA: 11:18am On Sep 13
Respecting thier US hostsπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Ewedu goblin on the beatπŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Politics / Re: High Electricity Tariff Will Kill Businesses – APC Chieftain, Joe Igbokwe Cries by LZAA: 6:59pm On Sep 10
Afamed:


My brother I dey ooo, just we have been busy auditing the financial misappropriation regards the last diaspora donation of the Labour party.

It's really a monumental looting from our findings, everything was looted from bottom to top.
Aisha Yesufu and
Obi Nwannem did this one oooo
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Politics / Re: High Electricity Tariff Will Kill Businesses – APC Chieftain, Joe Igbokwe Cries by LZAA: 2:51pm On Sep 08
RhinoChest:
While I understand Mr Igbokwe’s complaint, I do believe that the infrastructures around electricity will only get better if the tariff is market-reflective.

It’s no coincidence that since tariff has gone up, Genco’s have ramped up production and we want that trend to continue.

Also, gov is struggling to pay subsidy, which would mean more debt and poor infrastructure around electricity.

Once the super grid are on board, and metering gap is reduced, you would see more liquidity in the market, which would mean more competition, thereby lowering cost in the long run.

Mr President should tell oil importers to use their huge capital to transition into becoming Gencos, as electricity industry is going through a revolution and will be awash with liquidity very soon. They should let local refineries thrive.

NNPC just announced they are about to build a new power plant. This signals that increase in electricity tariff is already attracting investors.
This is the lamba you lot were spreading they wanted to replace stew with cucumber sauce
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Politics / Re: High Electricity Tariff Will Kill Businesses – APC Chieftain, Joe Igbokwe Cries by LZAA: 2:49pm On Sep 08

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Politics / Re: β€œif You Love Nigerians, Reduce The Price Of Fuel To N450” – Paulo Okoye Appeals by LZAA: 2:29pm On Sep 08
EreluRoz:
I hate any leader without any atom of sympathy for the masses. Wicked souls at the helm of affairs.

I still want to believe something is wrong somewhere kos I don't understand why a president will be this unconcerned about the plight of his country.

I wish we can all shun tribe and embrace revolution. The annoying thing is non of the candidates Atiku or Obi would have done better, they are all same.
Asiwaju has been captured by evil forces kos this is not the past Lagos governor I was told about.
I know this is the lie you people usually spew to console yourselves but obi and atiku are grounded in business
Don't lump them with....

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Politics / Re: β€œif You Love Nigerians, Reduce The Price Of Fuel To N450” – Paulo Okoye Appeals by LZAA: 2:27pm On Sep 08
Something that used to be 147
A non manufacturing country selling fuel at close to a thousand naira
A country which has chosen a single stream of income following the disastrous IMF policies which have never worked anywhere
You really can't make this upπŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Sports / Re: Why Eguavoen Should Be Allowed To Coach Super Eagles On A Parmanent Basis by LZAA: 11:54pm On Sep 07
Kenturkey048:

Citizens got short memory..

How would any right thinking Nigerian suggest a permanent deal for Eguaveon...
Now that is a NIGERIAN thingπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Sports / Re: Why Eguavoen Should Be Allowed To Coach Super Eagles On A Parmanent Basis by LZAA: 9:27pm On Sep 07
Kenturkey048:


This country too useless..
Lol wouldn't go that far
More like the NFF is
Just pay a damned good coach and stop looking for 10 percent of the coach's pay
Politics / Re: APC, Buhari, Tinubu, Others Destroyed Nigeria – Salihu Lukman by LZAA: 9:25pm On Sep 07
flokii:
This one follow for those rooting for Ahmed Lawan to succeed Buhari.. they are not hard to know. See him stylishly rooting for Atiku after keeping quiet all through Buhari's 8 years.
Yoruba no be Igbo.. una go learn lesson in 2027.
You somehow managed to drag igbo into wetin no concern themπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Face your masters for once na
ChaiπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Sports / Re: Why Eguavoen Should Be Allowed To Coach Super Eagles On A Parmanent Basis by LZAA: 9:02pm On Sep 07
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This is Eguavoen's fourth stint as coach/trainer
None of the previous spells were special
Politics / Re: Fuel Hike, Scarcity Created By Years Of Bad Governance Not Minister's Fault by LZAA: 9:46am On Sep 07
Corn has entered these ones' pockets
Oh okay it's the faction
Little surprise
Smh 🚢

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