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TV/Movies › Re: ‘Black Market’ Breaks Guinness World Record With Over 51,000 Viewers At TBS by LZAA: 2:19pm On Sep 27
Purosangue:
Yorubas produce quality movies, not those trash that edochie people produce in asaba with the same wack storylines...

LZAA
Always in sifia pains my gee grin
Calm down and say Igbo amaka 3x grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Offers US Deal To Reopen Strait Of Hormuz In Seven Days by LZAA: 2:36pm On Sep 26
Mattswaggz:
Lol....no matter how anyone tries to deceive themselves they must still face reality in the end.

From the US is negotiating with themselves to the US must agree to all their terms before the strait will be open to now begging the US to accept a peace deal. grin.

I've made it clear here over and over again that the US have every leverage to bring Iran to her knees but gullible Iranian praise singers kept on deceiving themselves.....in fact using the strait as a weapon is one of the mullahs greatest stupidity because it has turn the tide of battle to economical battle which can be more brutal and it will favor the US even much more than normal war but they thought they were smart....now that it's time to show that toughness they've been showing all this while, they're already begging while Trump is taking his time as he is no longer under any pressure.
The STUFFS man and his likes are in sifia pains grin grin
Politics › Re: Police Identify Anti-Obi Officer Who Said "Igbo Can Never Become President" by LZAA: 12:05pm On Sep 26
Purosangue:
He said the truth about LZAA people grin
angry angry

Politics › Re: It’s Either You Are In APC Or You Are Out - Governor Lawal Tells Wike by LZAA: 10:10pm On Sep 25
HacheNoire:
Wike remains an asset of our Great party under the Demigod- His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)
God abeg!!!
May we not become witless slaves IJN
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Politics › Re: Will Not Abuse Tinubu, He Has All My Respect— Obi by LZAA:
mycar:
Peter Obi is the man APC online trolls wish Tinubu could become.
Their ultimate dream grin
Unfortunately you can polish a turd all you want but it's still a turd
In this case an Agbado turd😄
Family › Re: Recently Got Married, Thinking Of Buying Keke by LZAA: 9:51pm On Sep 25
oylam:
I like am 😁
grin grin
Family › Re: Recently Got Married, Thinking Of Buying Keke by LZAA: 9:51pm On Sep 25
TemporaryHansel:
When some of us say if you're not financially secure 100% don't enter marriage or raise kids it's look like we are end timers or irresponsible.

Car is a necessity for a family, how can you be trekking with your wife and kids.

Mehn, me I can't do it oh. I rather not marry, than marry when I know some things are not already in place. I'm big on comfort. Quality over quantity.
No need to rush anything in life.
You wan make dem say you be bad belle🤣🤣
Family › Re: Recently Got Married, Thinking Of Buying Keke by LZAA: 9:50pm On Sep 25
OP na Intentional Man grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Madagascar: 2027 AFCON Qualifier (2 - 1) On 25th September 2026 by LZAA: 6:35pm On Sep 25
God abeg!!
Aren't there Horticulture students or professionals in Nigeria anymore?
What sort of dirty pitch is this na?
Smh
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Sports › Re: Thugs Mob Henry Onyekuru In His Cybertruck In Lagos, Demand For ₦5m (video) by LZAA: 6:15pm On Sep 25
TheGift:
The result of #EndSARS was that SARS was ended. Dont get it twisted. I know how they used to walk about harassing people back.then..its not happening like before. End SARS achieved something.
Someone once said most Nigerians have the memory of a goldfish
Don't be surprised grin
Sports › Re: Thugs Mob Henry Onyekuru In His Cybertruck In Lagos, Demand For ₦5m (video) by LZAA: 6:14pm On Sep 25
Jakumo:
I am awaiting brain transplant surgery. A willing baboon donor is being hunted as I type these words.
Class sense of humor i'll give you that grin
Sports › Re: Thugs Mob Henry Onyekuru In His Cybertruck In Lagos, Demand For ₦5m (video) by LZAA: 4:03pm On Sep 25
Jakumo:
What seems like "entitlement" from your perspective is pure urban survival instinct in my book. Anyone who wears a Rolex watch in some areas of Los Angeles, is asking for a violent mugging, just as anyone driving a flashy car in some parts of Lagos, is tempting fate.
Are you sure you're okay?
No seriously
Are you?
Sports › Re: Thugs Mob Henry Onyekuru In His Cybertruck In Lagos, Demand For ₦5m (video) by LZAA: 3:06pm On Sep 25
CrownedPhoenix:
I agree the thoughts of him not going with the car crossed my mind but that is a direct indictment on security apparatus of the state that citizens are not free to move around without fear of harrassment.

But you can't leave the criminal and blame the victim for a crime committed against him.

It's illogical.

You need to modify your comment.
Cybertrucks are very secure so the car is safe
I'm glad folks are beginning to see the menace of agberos
Sports › Re: Thugs Mob Henry Onyekuru In His Cybertruck In Lagos, Demand For ₦5m (video) by LZAA: 3:03pm On Sep 25
grin grin grin grin grin
Ndi sophisticated and political strategists grin grin grin
Health › Re: Lagos Factory Scandal: NSCDC Uncovers Illegal Juice Production Facility by LZAA: 2:43pm On Sep 25
Irony1:
The lady involved is Yoruba and her name is Morenikeji Alawiye.
Accommodators grin grin grin
Health › Re: Lagos Factory Scandal: NSCDC Uncovers Illegal Juice Production Facility by LZAA: 2:42pm On Sep 25
chigator2:
I wonder why the article that includes the name of the suspects was not used here. I know why so I will provide the article here

https://guardian.ng/news/nigeria/metro/nscdc-busts-illegal-juice-factory-in-lagos-arrests-two-women/



YEMI, I wills satisfy that your curiosity by telling you that the prime suspect's name is MORENIKEJI ALAWIYE, she says that the illegal operation originates from her grandmother and has been closed by authorities before.
No wonder dem no put name grin grin grin
Politics › Re: 2027: Presidency Should Move To North After Tinubu, Then South-East — Anyim by LZAA: 11:30am On Sep 25
anonimi:
It's funny that fraudulent Obi regarded Atiku highly in 2019 after the forever generous man rescued the naive politician from political wilderness where his former Fidelity Bank protege Obiano consigned him, after his failed attempt to be Anambra a-looter godfather like Tinubu is in Lagos.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVNFlau1g0?si=IG6J6ACkD5JMNC6t



The Vice presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, Mr. Peter Obi has advised Nigerians not to allow few politicians determine the future of the country but see themselves as stakeholders by being actively involved in the forthcoming general election.

Mr. Peter Obi stated this while addressing members of the Igbo Community in Benin on why Alhaji Atiku Abubakar should be elected as president.
Is Waziri a presidential material?
Maybe
But the truth is that we practice rotational presidency to ensure no region feels slighted
What he is doing now is unethical tbh
Wish him all the best
Politics › Re: 2027: Presidency Should Move To North After Tinubu, Then South-East — Anyim by LZAA: 10:17am On Sep 25
OlaMiki:
The weyre say from NORTH to "SOUTH EAST" , instead saying to "SOUTH" , I dont know why the igbo people want Nigeria to dash them Nigeria presidency on platter of Gold , Very inferior complex filled people , always attack by their own guilty conscience. In a real democratic practice , Igbo will never become Nigeria President , CLOCK IT !!! shocked shocked shocked
Not that i rate that clown but you are very dense
In 1999 the whole nation took a back seat for the SW
Fast forward to 2015 a SW person was vice for 8 years
The current joker who is ruling will do four years
So if anyone got anything on a "platter" it certainly isn't Ndigbo
Oh as for your "inferiority complex" i haven't seen any Igbo person get jumpy,envious or display hatred for any of your ilk
Infact they even pity y'all
Crime › Re: Black Mentor Sentenced To 48 Months’ Imprisonment For Investment Fraud Scheme by LZAA: 10:11am On Sep 25
He spent the majority of his victims’ funds on a lavish lifestyle that included private jets, luxury cars, expensive jewelry, and a yacht.
See ehn
This is why morals,integrity and ethics will never cease to be important in organized societies
This heedeeot thought he was in Nigeria where politicians flaunt stolen wealth freely without consequences forgetting that in the US once you try am you are a watched person regardless of race
Make im enjoy im 4 year stretch in the can
Nonsense
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Politics › Re: 2027: Presidency Should Move To North After Tinubu, Then South-East — Anyim by LZAA: 10:05am On Sep 25
This teletubby and Umahi are from the same state incase you are wondering why their statements are similar grin
It's the way nobody is even regarding Atiku as a candidate that's funny
What God has destined shall be
Obi will win
This madness and ineptitude from the Agbado sifu must end
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Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Stella Obasanjo And Oluremi Tinubu by LZAA: 5:47am On Sep 25
SmartPolician:
The woman who was so obsessed with her beauty that she died in the process of upgrading her looks. I don't understand women's obsession with their looks.
I won't call it obsessed
She was already beautiful
I think she wanted to lose weight
Unfortunately instead of having the procedure in the states,Uk or even Germany she chose Spain and an incompetent surgeon
Were it to be today she would just take ozempic
Life....
Oh and they should not use her pictures for their senseless propaganda
Career › Re: Cost-reflective Monthly Salary For Nigerian Workers Stands At ₦372,000, Data Sho by LZAA:
Apcheat has finished this country
100 naira has little value
The smaller denominations do not even register anymore
Thuggery has become commonplace that even the previous masterminds who used them for devious means are withdrawing
372,000?
Hyperinflation at work
We don enter Zimbabwe realm angry
Politics › Re: Umahi Orders Decoration Of First Niger Bridge With Tinubu’s Pictures by LZAA: 8:34pm On Sep 24
Judemarco31:
No be Onitsha again grin, as they are hanging the Billboard, guys dey wait for night them go use lighter melt the Billboard grin
No loud am grin
The clown think say na to put picture 😄😄
Adverts › Re: Your 9–5 Is Only One Path: Why Lagos Youths Are Looking Beyond one Paycheque by LZAA: 2:27pm On Sep 24
pigmania:
And the people in power expect us to fry akara and sell kuli kuli as side hustle after the 9-5 job, instead of improving the economy.
It's annoying
Very sorry state of affairs
Adverts › Re: Your 9–5 Is Only One Path: Why Lagos Youths Are Looking Beyond one Paycheque by LZAA: 10:40am On Sep 24
pigmania:
Person wey hustle from 9-5 never try? Una wan kill am? Did we come into this world to labor just for shelter and daily bread? The economy no good, simple. Working for 8 hours daily should be enough to sort all your needs plus some extra funds as savings.
Truer words have never been spoken
You see that stupid quote "Nigerians are resilient "
I resent it like a plague
No sane country ever condones suffering
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Politics › Re: Every Nigerian Should Get Military Training To Understand What Hunger Is - Musa by LZAA: 8:56pm On Sep 23
emperor4love:
you go get nightmare for peter obi matter,no dey happy for another man,even helinus no reach u so
Na new korofo
He's trying to justify his 30k
The other ones dey one level above
Politics › Re: Every Nigerian Should Get Military Training To Understand What Hunger Is - Musa by LZAA: 8:54pm On Sep 23
shekauvsbuhari:
Tinubu can't even do five situps without being rushed to the emergency theater to remove the heroine he hid in his bumbum.
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Politics › Re: Every Nigerian Should Get Military Training To Understand What Hunger Is - Musa by LZAA: 8:54pm On Sep 23
As per Soviet Union or North Korea wey we be abi?
Walahi all these ministers dey mad
Smh
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Politics › Re: Petrol Cheaper In Nigeria Than US, Many African Countries — Minister, Heineken by LZAA: 5:18pm On Sep 23
They don't even bother to hide their stupidity and incompetence anymore😄
Lord have mercy!!!
Smh
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Politics › Re: "Debarred Nigerian Lawyers In US, UK Are Free To Practice In Nigeria" NBA Scribe by LZAA: 4:55pm On Sep 23
badoh:
When we tell you people that an average Nigerian is corrupt, you think na joke. Even People weh deh drag these guys online are also not honest in their daily hussle. Many Nigerians including churches and Mosques bypass electricity and continue to tap power illegally, many students graduated from higher institutions by bribing their lecturers, many are into admission racketeering, pump attendants in filling station engage in dubious practices, bankers steal from their customers account, market women over-inflate the prices of their goods, etc. Stop blaming govt if you cannot start the change from your household.
Corrupt Nepa officials actually bypass power
Point about students,pump attendants and bankers become non issues when people with integrity occupy the control body of such organizations i.e the marvelous job Mrs Akunyili did with NAFDAC
As for market women you are not in a socialist state so it's free market
You don't like a seller price you find another vendor
Also The country is experiencing hyperinflation so looking for low prices anywhere is like looking for a needle in a haystack
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Politics › Re: "Debarred Nigerian Lawyers In US, UK Are Free To Practice In Nigeria" NBA Scribe by LZAA: 4:50pm On Sep 23
I would respond but the stupidity of this reply is quite frankly astounding
There is a reason why lawyers,pilots and doctors don't ever get employed again after being disbarred,dewinged or delicensed
Those are very delicate professions where criminal acts are very grave
Smh
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