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Owned:



My Girl Told Me That If I No Pay Money, No Pussy For Me

What Should I Do ?

PrincessB1:
Nawa o

The paternity of the twins should be checked

Josephamstrong1:
Career is back!
Rejected stone now becoming the corner stone.
When no club wanted to buy you on loan... lol.
Guess manager will now have a rethink.
Grateful on this day you resurrected your dying career. When all hope was lost.
At a point even your own people never wanted to associate with you to follow them to go World Cup.
You're now the IHE ANACHO.

Galaticos444:
he's 4rm d rising Sun.Nigeria is a zoo

Queenlovely:
Some people will watch events unfold

some people create event

some people comment on it.

The biafra leader has entered into history book of Nigeria and will never be forgotten.

Some of you will spend your little time on earth on other people's action

life is short get to work.

Nbote:
Wen will dey introduce a stable and improved ntwrk?? Dats my interest.. Until den I'm sticking with Mtn and 9salat.. What shall it profit me if I have d whole data and lose my mind trying to use it

Jesusloveyou:
Wow,
Many are still lobbying to win the pressure of this anti corruption government. Thief madueke had not be able to win the pressure of this government.

Nevertheless, he is still a wanted criminal in the regime of ineffectual buffoon.

Meanwhile orji KANU after joining APC, he still going to court.

So even if maina sleep with buhari, he still have case to answer.
That is why buhari is still the best president. Buhari always followed rule of

Lordave:
But as usual we are only going to laugh about and curse over it here on the Internet while the status quo remains in reality.

What a fúcking docile number of youths Nigeria has got.

Rokia2:
another man's poison is another man's meat

emeijeh:
The picture is below, and not above.
Why are you confusing us?

Josh44s:
Op Makurdi peaceful? I laugh in Swahili.

Let me help you reconstruct your list by adding up some few things you omitted out of fear.

1. Haven for cultism.

2. Headquarters of HIV.

3. Somebody is _fucking skin to skin somewhere in Makurdi every 5 minutes.

4. Makurdi is the only place you find serial killers in Nigeria.

5.......Let me stop here cause that town is worst than a _shit hole.

chatinent:
Markurdi is a place to be. It is the capital of Benue state in Nigeria. It is said to be The Food basket of the Nation.

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While coming, you will experience these things:
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1. You will notice they still use mud huts. It's cultural. Their mud houses are round shaped and a bit dwarfy to normal house sizes.
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2. They sell only roast yam along. You will find people selling roast yam along, they'd be pursuing you to buy it like tomorrow were history.
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3. Garri market. I wonder if this is where they supply garri from to the world. They are good in garri production. You'd notice they sell it much.
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4. A police check-point with a military personnel. If you are studious, you will notice almost all police check-points have a military personnel accompanied with them. Maybe, to curb disobedience. You know, the Nigerian police force are not respected here in Nigeria.
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5. It looks deserted. The environs look like what Moses trekked in the Bible, no wonder he had to take off his shoes.
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When you are in Markurdi, you must experience these:.
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6. Pigs are domesticated. Pigs are domestic animals over there, they go around like pets.
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7. You use pigs to pay dowry. Reliable sources confirmed that in parts of Markurdi, pigs are used as part of paying a woman's dowry.
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8. You must meet sb who speaks your language. Yes, it's true. Markurdi is in central Nigeria, therefore, almost all tribes may be found there.
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9. Admiration. Seriously, they admire new comers easily! Little wonder I made many friends!
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10. Seems peaceful. The place is serene. Well, let's say the place I stayed.
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11. Phantom Thieves. We were cautioned that they have spirit thieves who would deal your valueable; I mean, Mr Nobodies. Well, theft is everywhere.
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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=46&t=449&st=0#entry892
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potent5:
Another thing you notice is that when you are in a restaurant ordering or eating food, you find guys milling around. Once you touch your 'washing water' as Igbos do midway into your eating, that's the end to your eating o. Those guys go just rush your food because as far as they are concerned, you don eat finish. Lol. Advice: don't touch your washing hand water until you have actually finished eating.

Homeboiy:
The gods are angry

haysmart90:
thanks for the assistance bro.. Let me do the online number search again