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Rityben:
I sent a voice note immediately I woke every morning just to say good morning. I called him b4 he went work just to wish him a great day at work. I called him every 1:00pm to remind him of lunch. I sent him voice note every evening to tell him abt my day, I called every evening to ask abt his day, and every night before I sleep.
Well he still left me to marry his tribe gal
He is regretting why he did dat now.

striktlymi:
Though we ain't together anymore but there was one time she was feeling very unhappy and a bit ill. She had to leave the office early.

She called me to talk about it but unfortunately I was so busy in the office that I had to promise to call back. She had to wait till about 7pm to hear from me.

I called and talked with her for a few minutes. She then had to put on her generator. As she was about to end the call to focus on the gen, I asked her not to bother about it that I would do it.

She turned round and behold I was there right at her front door.

She couldn't couldn't believe I left the office on time, didnt go home directly (which by the way was just 15 mins away from the office), shirked the thought of facing the madt Lagos traffic just to ensure she was well cared for.

She didn't say anything but hug me so tight and refused to let me go. When she did eventually let go, I noticed that her eyes were a bit glassy. Quite extraordinary for a 'boss lady'.

ireneony:
i took him out on his birthday that was then o, but now no boyfriend

CharlesNneji1:
I am going to be doing a lot of exposing in this article. What you are about to read is the same secrets players use to get girls fighting over them.

Now, let me make a little warning before I start. The secrets you are about to learn in this thread is the type that can turn a girl into an emotional slave...don't go applying these secrets carelessly.

Just so we are clear who you are reading his article (I can like boasting sha)

*big smile*

Let me first drop something from someone who had read my book; call it a lil introduction *winks*.

"Charles Nneji, I love your work a lot. Your book is really the best, there is this girl I have been trying to get, I met her on september but she wasn't giving in to my move. After reading your book I used what I learnt to make her mine. And your book gave me this kind of self esteem, thumps up for you Nneji"

(See my profile for a picture of the book in question)

Now we are done with the introductions, oya...let's begin.

We are going to be taking this little by little - from the basics to the more complex stuffs (this thread will really be a long one).

I will first start with the secrets players use to approach girls and make them trip for them instantly. These secrets makes it possible for them to walk to a girl, make her laugh and easily collect her number after just 5 minutes of talking to her.

When I'm done with that I will show you what these players do to make girls move from just been a little interested in them to falling crazily in love with them the next minute to fighting shamelessly over those guys.

The secrets you are about to learn in this thread are deadly, in a good way sha *winks*.

Now let's begin.

HOW PLAYERS APPROACH GIRLS THEY ARE INTERESTED IN.

This is the tricky part. Players approach girls differently - they don't do this part like most average guys do. Average guys approach girls and get treated like trash - but not players, they know what to say and how to say it and how to make a girl crazy about them

See eh, every move a player makes on a girl is calculated - down to the very little detail. They no dey hinge on luck in getting a girl, trust me, this is why it is possible for a player to see a girl, say he will get her and then the next week you see that same babe sending him love texts like crazy.

Players know how the minds of girls work and they use it to their advantage like mad. And they don't go for average girls, they go for hot chicks and leave the average and ugly ones for guys that don't know "what's up" to fight over. (I know, its unfair - that's why they are players, durrh)

When a player approaches a girl he uses two major strategies.

1. The Smoke-SCreen Move.
2. The Value-Bombing Move.

Chill, no mind the big names those stuffs carry. Lemme explain them slowly.

Come with me. Let's start with:

SMOKE-SCREEN MOVE:

I'm not suggesting you use this strategy, infact, if you like don't use it. What I know be say I'm giving you the same secrets that players use to make this thing easy for them.

I want you to understand this concept.

Look at this scenario; this is very important - follow me.

Let's assume you walk into a bank and you walk up to this pretty girl and ask her for a biro - she gives it to you, right? Sometimes she might even smile while giving it to you - no bad eye, no insults. She just gives you the biro.

Now, let's look at another scenario.

Let's assume you walk up to that same girl you asked for a biro and this time you ask her for her number.

Yeah, you guessed right - she will either start shakara or outrightly brush you aside.

When players approach a girl they use the first scenario.

Chill, you will get this.

Look at it this way. When a girl discovers you are interested in her her defence rises and she blocks all your moves - it becomes harder to make her fall in love and fall fast. The trick is never to show too much interest in a girl you are interested in. Check it out, as a guy - who do you trip for more? A girl you are sure likes you like crazy or a girl who is giving you tough time?

I really want you to get this; What players do is to make the girl wonder what the hell they (the player) is thinking?

Does he like me?
Is he hitting on me?
Why has he not asked me to be his girlfriend yet?
Why does he act like he likes me this moment and looses interest the next?
What the heck does he think about me?

As in, players give mixed signals. What average guys do is to walk up to a girl and immediately start wooing her, players get into a girls head first and leave her wondering if he is hitting on her or just been friendly (I went into details on how they do this in my book- see my profile).

This strategy is not just for a girl you just met. Personally when I start trying to seduce a girl I have known for a while what I do is to tell her I can't date her, that I'm not attracted to her then I start acting like I'm friendzoning her.

Yeah, I know. Shocking, right?

Well, there is a particular way to say that kind of stuff to a girl without "spoiling things" - I also explained that indepth in my book (see my profile for how to get it)

What this move does, when it is done correctly, is to hurt her ego and make her wonder why the hell you are not attracted to her. Then she starts trying to make you interested in her and bingo - the jonsing begins.

Of course, a girl who has no prior interest in you won't be interested even when you tell her you are not interested in her. So what you need to do is to create that tiny little interest (I explained how to create that tiny lil interest in my book)

What the Smoke Screen move does is to.

1. Make a girl not turn you down because she is really confused about what you want from her.

2. Because she doesn't turn you down, she doesn't raise her defence - and it makes it easier to enter her head (I explained how to enter a girl head in my book)

my hand don they pain me abeg, to be continued...

Will continue Number 3 later plus explain the second move: The value bomb move

charix:
In the original post but since I've done it they already know. Seun's attention is gotten within the first 15 minutes of his mention so I'm sure he's reading this thread now.

Good luck in gathering funds for your friend and I hope he survives this ordeal.

charix:
You've to include:

1. The hospital he's in and its location. A nairalander would go confirm then report back to confirm authenticity. His doctor's number (although optional) is needed to know how serious his present physical state is now.

2. His phone number so nairalanders can call and send prayers in addition to goodwill messages.

3. Pictures of the patient to ensure its not already too late for assistance.

Also mods and the admin's attention to bring this to frontpage and attract more attention. Done by using mention code cc: Ishilove & Seun.

Would think of more details later but for now these three're most important of all.

charix:
You've to include:

1. The hospital he's in and its location. A nairalander would go confirm then report back to confirm authenticity. His doctor's number (although optional) is needed to know how serious his present physical state is now.

2. His phone number so nairalanders can call and send prayers in addition to goodwill messages.

3. Pictures of the patient to ensure its not already too late for assistance.

Also mods and the admin's attention to bring this to frontpage and attract more attention. Done by using mention code cc: Ishilove & Seun.

Would think of more details later but for now these three're most important of all.

charix:
No pictures, no way to contact him or his doctors, no way to visit him and know his present condition.
OP you haven't fulfilled the complete requirements to attract nairalanders' attention yet. Fill in the remaining details by tomorrow to set the ball rolling.

TheNaijan:
Lol...It's the way Seun made it...

Harbosede02:
Op,that trash u posted up dere isn't describing a fat lady,itz describing an obesity!!btw the F-A-T word is an insult......


Wen u see chubby girls like me ehn,u go tripppp.

Hariyorh:
Just give me 1 reason why you 'quote' me telling me how hot your blood is•

SMH at your location!

Hariyorh:
boyfriend/husband? #clueless

oroagba:
A boy from Coventry has become the youngest computer specialist in the world.

Ayan Qureshi is now a Microsoft Certified Professional after passing the tech giant's exam when he was just five years old.

Ayan, now six, whose father is an IT consultant, has set up his own computer network at home.

He told the BBC he found the exam difficult but enjoyable, and hopes to set up a UK-based tech hub one day.
"There were multiple choice questions, drag and drop questions, hotspot questions and scenario-based questions," he told the BBC Asian Network.

"The hardest challenge was explaining the language of the test to a five-year-old. But he seemed to pick it up and has a very good memory," explained Ayan's father Asim.
Mr Qureshi introduced his son to computers when he was three years old. He let him play with his old computers, so he could understand hard drives and motherboards.

"I found whatever I was telling him, the next day he'd remember everything I said, so I started to feed him more information," he explained.

"Too much computing at this age can cause a negative effect, but in Ayan's case he has cached this opportunity."
Ayan has his own computer lab at his home in Coventry, containing a computer network which he built.

He spends around two hours a day learning about the operating system and how to install programmes.
When the boy arrived to take the Microsoft exam, the invigilators were concerned that he was too young to be a candidate.

His father reassured them that Ayan would be all right on his own.
The test is usually taken by people who want to become IT technicians.

Ayan Qureshi at the compurer
The exam invigilators thought Ayan Qureshi was too young to be a candidate
Ayan's mother Mamoona is training to be a GP.
The family moved to England from Pakistan in 2009.

"I'm very happy and very proud, I don't want to see him set a world record every day. But I want him to do his best whatever he does in his life," she said.
Ayan says he hopes to launch a UK-based IT hub similar to America's Silicon Valley one day, which he intends to call E-Valley.
He also wants to start his own company.

Source: http://m.bbc.com/news/technology-30054140

ERCROSS:
Hated....

akom0908:
all he ask is the duration of ur shortest relationship not how ur bf f**ked u.that is how u always fail

akom0908:
all he ask is the duration of ur shortest relationship not how ur bf f**ked u.that is how u always fail

GANDALF1:
Mr. Dicefrost
Just like your brother Moneysoldier and others.
Have you ever considered what would have happened to your education if the authors of the textbooks you used in school stopped writing halfway for fear of plagiarism? I am very sure that all the text used from your first day in school, till date sef, are all pirated copies of the original and I can also bet my last kobo that your project thesis when you finally get there will be a PIRATED COPY OF THE ORIGINAL!!!

Its disheartening when I see youths of nowadays striving to make kobos out of what people did as a hobby in the past. It is good to make money from your work but that should not be your priority. I read your piece because it was great. Other people did because of the same reason. If you leave this money consciousness of yours and strive towards perfection of your writing skills, you can only get better. And lemme warn you bro, no one ever got rich chasing kobos. The Wright Brothers would have left a lasting legacy for their generations yet unborn if they had not been busy, chasing other plane builders who copied their designs. Today, there is Boeing, Airbus, etc. Show me a Wright plane!

Enough said but I wont end my advice to you without appreciating writers here who complete their stories and dont stop because one copycat is replicating their work on a blog I will never visit. Coolval, Snakie, Onihaxy, and others, keep up the good work. And remember, the Achebes, the Adichies, and other great writers, are waxing strong even with the PIRACY OF THEIR WORKS.

Gracias

herdeythoun:
yes i am

Equado:
Been silently following this story...I think its tym I said my piece....@dicefrost...y wud yhu post a story here....r yhu so clueless to think it wud nt b exploited...infact you have no case here...Nairaland is an open forum for all...so wt yhu post here is open...so stop barking toothlessly...and complete your 'story' which I doubt is truly yours.....

omanifrank:
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It is finally official! Africa's fastest woman, Blessing Okagbare is now married and here are photos from her wedding yesterday. Blessing traditionally wedded her hearthrob Otegheri Jude Igho traditionally in Sapele, Delta state.

Their white wedding will hold today still at Sapele.

See more pics after the cut.

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Photo credit: Entertainment Express.

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seunrebirth:
Wanna to Know the naija babe with the biggest grapes? This one is massive! All those big things are real my broda. She is really endowed naturally... What do you guys tink about this cos it still seem as if am dreaming? My mouth is watery already.

GUYS!! How would you feel if you wake up very early in the morning and you sight her beside you in the bedroom? Please use the comment box below to express yourself freely.

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There are still more pictures @ http://www.hallanaijablog.com/2014/11/wow-see-biggest-breast-in-nigeria-see.html

I bet you wont want to stop steering at those mouth watering boobs