₦airaland Forum

eating amala and garri with tea.

muderkid:
maaft is Dat u

lol. na me

kennosklint:
baba God can still do dat tin u ar lukin 4 jst prayer harder

you too,papi

Sunday morning!!! your word organisation skills are totally off point

clovislouis:
how do they delete post

Lol. I don't think it can be deleted. Lol. this is one hell of a post tho. lol

six?? I can see only one. six?? I can see only one.

dondemex:
bro u need to be checking yaba left regularly ooo because u made FP u con dey do like scammal wey chop mugu smh 4 u ooo

we gather chop the mugu ni. you could have pleaded with me to escort you there since you left your brain there. there's no shame in begging. asshole.

now. this should make FP, why?
1. I want to make FP
2. what you connoted is the absolute truth, nowadays people are too consumed with facial beauty that they forget its deception and the truthfulness of inner beauty. I for one believe you are nothing if you have no inner beauty and finally, you are what you make of yourself.

Galadimabawa:
to me I will give my thanks to GOD first, and then nigeria Army, I must admit.

Lol. why the Nigerian army?

yes!!! today is one of the best days of my life. I'm making FP for the second time. Thank You God. I can't believe this. as for the topic. its none of my business

SuperMartins:
Am sure he is ur type..it isnt bad to know only wat suits u..Lol

the guy be like bone.

Allureoftheseas:
Kids aint cute one bit.

yours cute reach? on the other hand. this is the first time I'll be making FP on nairaland. shout outs to my mum and my dad and everyone who was there for me and ishaq(muderkid) who made me join nairaland, thank you God.

ALKARULEZ615:
can't comprehend a thing.

Your diction sucks.

Work on your vocabulary

#FinalYearIndeed

bros. why are you so CONCERNS about my own? ROTFL, I told her,her diction is nonsense.

andysnoopy:
Human being is complex. We keep reading list upon list here .. How to toast babe, how to find a god wife, 10 reasons for this and 20 reasons for that but none of them work!! It depends on the person at the end of the day.

the most sensible comment I've read on nairaland. kudos papi.

there's dignity in waiting. thats some olden days anecdote, brother.

they can be so mean

Ishilove:
"You are travelling down a country lane to a distant village. You reach a fork in the road and find a pair of identical twin sisters standing there.

One sister is standing on the road to village and the other standing on the road to never-land (of course, you don't know or see where each road leads).

One of the sisters always tells the truth and the other always lies (of course, you don't know who is lying).

Both sisters know where the roads go.

If you are allowed to ask only one question to each of the sisters to find the correct road to the village,


What will be your question?

it goes two ways.
1) you meet one of the sisters first and ask If the other lady is her sister. if she says the truth,Go to the other sister. point to one of the roads and ask If its the road to the village then do the exact opposite of whatever she says, I mean if she says it's the road. Go through the other road and if she says it's not the road. GI through the same road you pointed out.
2) you meet one of the sisters and ask if the other lady is her sister, if she lies. you know who the truthful one is then. so go meet the truthful and ask for the directions.

coded336:
I have a girlfriend whom I unexpectedly fell inlove with her. Unlike my previous relationship I was 100% faithful to her and I mean it. I supported her with all her financial demands and I felt she was really in love with me because of the way she acted. I work on the rig and she is a student of Uniport in her final year, Whenever I was leaving for the rig for 3weeks, I left my car with her. several stories from people who claimed to be her friend told me how she kept gallivanting with my car and sleeping around, but I was not deterred. I even told my parents that I have found someone I was gonna get married to.
To be honest, she started acting funny towards me, not giving me time during the short period when I am around, and always coming up with excuses. Following from a tip off from an anonymous caller, she was in a hotel with her friend and a man she claimed to be her uncle. I got to the hotel (Le' Meridian) in GRA ph, went to the pool side and after having some drinks, I called her to find out her whereabouts, she lied that she was in school, but in less than 30 minutes she was downstairs with her friend (I supposed they just had a party). I confronted her and she lied. I got hold of her bag, and saw K-Y gel and condoms.
I have since walked out of the relationship, but it still hurts me. My phone still has her nude pics she sent to me. I am being tempted to do something nasty cos I am heartbroken.
Please advise

payback is a bitch. you can't have your cake and eat it. take it as retribution for your past unfaithfulness with other girls. then be a man. delete the pictures. a better girl will surely come your way.

serenegroup:
Emma stone and imogen poot

Imogen poots. I love her accent. lol. need for speed. the way she pronounced go was...

smartshadow:
Well mine is Ariel winter from modern family. I don't know why I am so obsessed about her. Well I guess its because she is so beautiful, intelligent and funny
So how about you guys?

a sixteen years old lass with bossoms That big?? WTF!!!

prison break. the way Sarah and Michael loved each other. his death made it more emotional.

melotreaah:
hmmnnnn answer loading....

I got it right?

melotreaah:
No sir

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