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alexis007:
the thunder has already about roasting your destiny for quoting me.point out where i said unilag graduates are useless and the i'd pause the thunder with my remote controller......get pained 4 all i care;while UNILAG graduates aren't useless,they also aren't the best.PERIOD!

the thunder has already about roasting your destiny. lol,at least unilag's students don't speak or type such horrible English.

MrsBreezy:
Lol yeah life's depressing enough

you meant to be optimistic about realism?

MrsBreezy:
True. But you can make realism optimistic. After reading this(if I was a man) I wouldn't want to get married.

make realism optimistic

killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

cool tho

constance500:
How far, u dey reach here too

i dhe.. thing is who are you?

constance500:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it
comes to child upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range
of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you
were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your
wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess
your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make
you expose those who committed the
crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in
your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an
advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose
balance and your head will go into
"auto-search"
as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of
the other slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...
it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,
DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go
home and U will say it's in my pocket
ma. Lol
God bless our parents for the good
upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land,
regardless of how caring your mother
was, you'd have encountered these
slaps ....
I know U're laughing unless U're not a
Yoruba

lol

constance500:
Maaft

yes?

Dayzzy:
Xup ppl, hapi resumption in advance ...a little advice ; do ur best to av high score in first semester cos dats wen u av d chance to score well...students in SET has d opportunity to choose geo nd eco, dose two subjects helped ♍ε a lot nd m grateful for dat.

bro. both semester matter. I scored more in my second semester

bollocks

mizjules:
Panting*** finally I have arrived page 19, not bad...nice story dear.. A must read for all potential parents..
Now Ellas mum is starting to realise how too strict she has been

you arrived a minute before me. lol.

#observing. but op,your write up failed you. you hope to marry a white girl and you answered a question typing yes,you have a white girlfriend. I joined this forum cos of pathetic fools like you.

LastAssBender. Where them barca fans