₦airaland Forum

Empresa:
This time Isreal will be going for a regime change, that way the Nukes won't be produced

I guess nukes are exclusive rights of some countries, right? Some people's mentality and their asslicking are baffling.

This mad man wants to collect wotorwotor again

allen113:
U no see body flog, na private p@rt u see to carry candle burn. Some women are heartless

This practice was very common in the past, like in the 80s and 90s but there were no cctv cameras or internet. Perpetrators usually did it without repercussions.
My friend at pry school when we were little told me about one woman torturing and physically abusing one little boy living with her very close to my friend's house. They witnessed everything till the day the boy died.

Iceberg3:
See!!!
They are still blaming GEJ till today 😁😁😁

And I actually thought maasoap was a bright one among the pack!!!!
Honestly disappointed

Did I hurt your feeling? Truth really hurts.
Jonathan and his supporters told Nigerians that privatisation of power sector would give us stable power and sold it to themselves and friends. Do you want to run away from what you and Jonathan did? This is history lesson for you dear Troll

IAM4BAT4plus4:
The only clean girls we have in the country are these ones into modeling...

Really? What informed you of this your opinion? What about the women in your life? They too are not clean?

They are clean virtuous and guided by their organisers...

Lol. Tell me you don't know what's going on in the modelling world, the more you look, the less you see.

You need to see what many girls do for ordinary phones these days

Yes. But that doesn't call for generalisation

Lopon1:
Nice one. Her costume looks quite lovely. Looks like a Calabar carnival Queen

Who knows, it looks like her costume was part of the reasons she didn't win. Too much of everything is bad, judges could only see her costume but not the beauty

Iceberg3:
You guys should be careful how u complain o lest the like of my very good friends helinues yarimo putindbutt legendhero freestuffng wizardofng saturnalia rilwayne01 dotherightthing owamudia eponojuku (ele'ponNla) maziobinnaokija ttalk zero8zero jakpon elepon'nla maasoap....tag you Ipob and haters of the kwantiri...


It is well o...I thank God for the 24hrs here

Compliments oooo 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Jonathan sold power sector to his cronies, both generating and distributing companies. So, what are you trying to say?

oluwatomiwa:
The rate the Nigerians are look for money eh Anything goes in Naija. The lead surgeon and others in the theatre room that day should be jailed immediately

bcomputer101:
Can you imagine. You went to hospital for medical attention and at the end, your kidney was removed. There's every possibility that there's a cabal of people involved in this.

Ekiti State government should probe this

I don't really know the reason why this doctor removed patient's kidney(s) but I read news about one in the north who mistook patient's kidneys for tumour and removed it

This is what we are saying, UK policies sometimes hurt itself too. When they were introducing new discriminatory policies like they don't need immigrants at all, they didn't think about their critical sectors that are being manned by immigrants. Few years from now, you see them relaxing the policies once it starts hurting them real bad. Not the first time

DchampisHere:
The new tax law is coming into effect by 1st January 2026.
What this means is: if you're a business person, entrepreneur or a salary earner,content creators etc, there's no more hiding place! It won't be business as usual. Remember the government has your BVN and your NIN? Ok
To simply put this:
1. If your annual income as a salary earner exceeds N800k you will be taxed on the excess on top the N800k. Same with a business person or entrepreneur, whose business or services is registered as a business Name with CAC (e.g ABC Ventures, XYZ Enterprises, 123 Sevices) Tax on these two category of persons are called personal income tax. There's no difference between you and salaray earner in the new tax law. So don't say "But I registered my business"

2. If your annual turnover as a company exceeds N50M or your company fixed asset exceeds N250M, then you will be tax what is called Company income tax(CIT). Note this two N50M and N250M go hand-in-hand. Meaning your company must not exceed any of this threshold if you want not to be taxed.

No tribe is a target in this new tax law as it applies to every Nigerian and Non-Nigerians earning income/Profit on the Nigerian soil.

People in Exemption:
A few category of people are exempt. People like the Pensioners, Persons under 18 years,Students, Dependant, Nigerian Armed force etc. People into agricultural production are given a 5 year tax holiday starting from date of commencement.

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My own question is, how do government determine the amount to be taxed from individual businesses income? Like someone who makes 2 million naira sales every month but his profits is just N100,000 from that 2 million naira. Do government tax 2 million naira or N100,000 and how will government know 100k to be taxed? Do we fill forms to declare profits?

Ole gbe, ole gbaa. Why the need for more tax when all what they do is squandering and looting?

hatchy:
According to a Friday statement cited by TVC News on the official Website of the agency, the French Authority (Rappel Conso of France) issued a notice regarding a recall of Indomie brand Noodles Vegetable Flavour product.

Just imagine ths..... So if the French Authorities didn't issued a notice, our own Oluwole NAFDAC agency here wouldn't have known about it. All they concern themselves with is to issue useless numbers without proper forensic laboratory research.

Disgraced Agency.

Obviously, you're suffering from comprehension problem. The product that's not yet entered Nigerian market. They even said that if peoples order it online or if travellers put it in their luggage, they would seize it. Value what you have.
The same NAFDAC has destroyed substandard drugs worth of billions of naira recently, moving with armed security agents to get the job done in hostile and resisting environments

esnbrutality:
Obviously this is a witch-hunt.

All companies with massive presence in LAGOS must be loyal to APC LAGOS or face prosecution.

All the other brands from this company still incorporate the same basic ingredients and they have been selling for ages!!!

The person that DID that foolish stunt in ONITSHA Market, Tradefair market, has started going after foreign businesses.

Tomorrow they claim to be accomodators and ask for respect

What's this yapping about? Na by force to comment?

AK481:
It doesnt mean ukraine have high casualty.
It only means that russia is claiming more territory.

If you take territory, then you can mop up all your dead bodies in the battle field you have claimed

Lol. They have higher casualties, that's why their territories are falling to Russia because, those who are supposed to defend it have been killed while the rest retreated if lucky. How do you guys want this to be explained to you?

pacino26:
I think the wide margin can be attributed to the fact that the Russian side have the advantage of retrieving their dead from the battlefield with ease. The territories they attack usually fall under their control within a very short time. I have been following up especially with History Legend unbiased analysis and I will say both sides are having kia ratio of 3:1 in some battles. Most of these casualties arising from drone attacks on personnel. In all both sides are not having it easy and this war like many others will end in the negotiations. Russia contrary to MSM media reports on their meat wave tactics, deploy their personnel only to mop up after encirclement of target locations. Their assault teams barely exceed 8men at a go.

If Russia is taking territories, that means they're defeating Ukraine bit by bit. And in this case, you already know who's going to have higher number of casualties.

HgAkpobomeEr:
Death penalty for kidnappers and terrorists is long overdue.

I don't even it is okay for the kidnappers because it means most of their victims are never coming back home alive

udder:
Most people get Hepatitis B from birth or childhood.
It is not even uncommon for partners of people with these diseases to stay uninfected. People with high viral load are usually visibly sick.

I’m not encouraging carelessness but as an hedonist, see no point trying to stay alive if I’m not enjoying it. We will all die eventually.

You see, I knew all along that something was wrong with you, this just proved it. This is not a mentality of a normal human being

seppuku:
Economy that are exploiting the labor of migrants. If they deport millions of people who will pay rent in those hijacked buildings, South Africans?

Bros you no know wetin dey happen.

I don't even understand your point and how it relates to what I was discussing with the other guy

IronGalaxy:
I don't know, you tell me

I know you knowwwww

I think there is national energy crisis at the moment which I'm very sure that some people know the cause

IronGalaxy:
Yes, because if even a public figure was complaining about it, it is more than imagined it is real. If someone as popular as Warras was talking about the need to deport, it shows our concerns as a country are legitimate and not just this "xenophobia" that's always being bandied about..

You can deport. Trump and USA are deporting illegal immigrants at the moment and no one is shouting xenophobia. You know what people mean when they shout xenophobia

IronGalaxy:
No no no.. you read what you wanted to read because you Nigerians looooove being the victim..

Below is your submission mentioning illegal immigration and xenophobic in the same sentence.
You made this incident about illegal immigrants and went on to imply that if you act now, we will call it xenophobia

IronGalaxy:
When we say we have a "illegal immigration" problem, they gaslight us and say we're"xenophobic".. Warras was complaining of the same thing before he was slain

Diamond098454:
yes, you are right but you guys should try and control your third leg

The thing is the one controlling majority of us. Make I lie to you?

DeepSight:
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He said regarding their "epidemic impact."
Crucial distinction.

I don't think an individual who is afflicted with these STIs would be happy to know that his disease is not epidemic. When was this topic about epidemic? That's off point

Diamond098454:
habaaa....... Avoiding the truth? How because i don't really get you

What I meant is that men are hardly in control of all what you listed when we see what we wanted but they should just make sure that they don't joke with protection. It's like telling today's teenagers to zip up which is the best but we know that we should be equally teaching them how to protect themselves

udder:
Both are overrated regarding their epidemic impact.

Laughing. If you have lost a loved one to hepatitis B induced liver cirrhosis, your simplistic opinion would change. Or, if you have families who are dependent on antiretroviral drug for the rest of their lives, your unpopular conviction would change.

STDs are child’s play compared most diseases but anything related to sex gets more attention.

We're not doing comparison here as different individuals are faced with different challenges. Cancer is bad but untreated syphilis is equally bad

IronGalaxy:
Who hijacks buildings in South Africa? foreigners. Before he died he was inspecting a hijacked building. Would it be far-fetched to think they have a hand in his killing? No

Anyway, nobody said he was killed by foreigners on this thread, y'all should pipe down with the defensiveness

You implied that when you mentioned the reason you guys are accused of being xenophobic because foreigners are your targets during your xenophobic attacks.

udder:
Even masturbation is not safe.

Once got thick semen stuck at the base of my urethra. I was unaware for 2 days until I started having difficulty urinating.
Instead of masturbating again, I started forcing it out gradually with several urinations not knowing I was irritating my urethra.

The burning pain started the following day. If I was sexually active, I would have concluded I had an infection - the only difference was there was no discharge.

The irritation disappeared after a week without treatment.

Moral of the story is - No enjoyment without risk. Life is short and something must kill a man. STDs are overrated and usually treatable .

I don't think HIV or hepatitis B is overrated. And not many guys and ladies take STIs seriously at the initial stage until it's late

Diamond098454:
Human can't do without sex and people hardly stay out of sexual relationship but despite how sweet love making can be, the truth remains valid

Good morals, self control and self discipline is the best way to stay safe.

You meant "self protection" because that's the real deal. All these morals, control and discipline sounds like avoiding the truth

GAZADEYPARA:
Dog dey chop dog, na normal thing

You didn't make sense. Nah by force to comment?

Consumers rights are not respected in Nigeria because enforces don't do their jobs. Look at the outcome of this one when they did their job, very easy

PlasmaTV:
Nigerians raise alarm over FG's plan to frustrate Nigerians.

Onye ara.

What exactly are Nigerians benefiting from the government?
Roads - NO
Electricity - ZERO
Security - NIL
Water - FOR WHERE?

But when it comes to squandering public funds, tinubu is a master at that. He can renovate the VP's residence with 21b. Earmark billions for imaginary solar installation in Aso rock. Claim to have rekindled a dead refinery.

Everything about BAT and his cronies smell of lies, fraud, and unfettered wickedness.

Making it about Tinubu is where you made your contribution political and nothing more. You should have made it about Nigerian governments at all levels and before Tinubu and possibly after him