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dominique:
Hello Landers

As part of the celebration of the Jumia 5th Anniversary, I have been given a N20,000 discount voucher in item(s) worth N70,000 or more. I am no longer very active as an agent but I don't want the voucher to go to waste. Anyone interested should indicate interest on this thread or send me a private message.

P.S: Vouher cannot be used for toys, kids items infinix or gionee phones.

Offer lasts till 9th of July.

Cheers

I just used my voucher. A guy on NL saw my advert and contacted me but that was after I have used mine. Are you willing to liaise with him on the voucher? I offered to sell mine for 10k. How much is your own?

Exasperating grandiose from an uneducated varsity valedictorian. As much as I find vocabularies scintillating but it's lugubriously disheartening when it's inadvertently misdirected... Cheers!

How pathetic! May God save us from "Arinfesesi"! Jungle justice is not the best...but when peoples' trust in security operatives have been failed I doubt if there's nothing more they could do.
People at ikorodu should desist from night crawling at least for now! This cultists are not celestial tho... Any human can double as both virtue and vice monger altho I am not ultimately ruling out mistaken identities!
May God forestall this ritual killings and lynching in ikorodu presently and preserve us all. Amen!

dominique:
That's what I'm doing now, advertising on nairaland. You can also do the same. Also if you're active on Facebook, Twitter and instagram, you can advertise on those platforms too.

what about order to pickup station on the last day and we hope money surfaces before timeup. add me to ur line now for whatsapp chat..how ure in lagos?

dominique:
Yes I am a gold agent. I've not been actively ordering for a while now, I'm even surprised that I've not been kicked off. I wasted a N2,100 voucher last month, I don't want this one to waste as well.

How do u want to go about this voucher now in order not to be wasted?

Hello Nairalanders,

I need a genuine one-off partner (crooks are not allowed) for a VERY GOOD BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. Be rest assured you are in a good hand, I work in an oil and gas industry in Lekki also, I double as a Jumia Agent, GOLD LEVEL.


I have a N20,000 worth voucher to use for any lucky partner.

The following conditions apply...

No Infinix or Gionee products allowed!

No Toy, Kids and Babies allowed!

No Grocery Items allowed!

Other items you can buy at N10k discount from me. That is you will pay me N10k to have access to my voucher
I will be the one to buy for you to ensure voucher's validity...

Full money (N10k you paid me) back guaranteed if my voucher is not valid only not if you change your product choice (so decide whateva u want to buy..just send me the link)

OFFER VALID TILL 5th July. Mention me if you are interested, thanks

chachazzy:
ACCU-CHEK blood sugar monitor.

item(s) must be up to 70k.

what's up? I am an agent as well...in similar situation as urs! How do we go about it? Are you a Gold Agent as well?

Hello Nairalanders,

I need a genuine one-off partner (crooks are not allowed) for a VERY GOOD BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. Be rest assured you are in a good hand, I work in an oil and gas industry in Lekki also, I double as a Jumia Agent, GOLD LEVEL.


I have a N20,000 worth voucher to use for any lucky partner.

The following conditions apply...

No Infinix or Gionee products allowed!

No Toy, Kids and Babies allowed!

No Grocery Items allowed!

Other items you can buy at N10k discount from me. That is you will pay me N10k to have access to my voucher
I will be the one to buy for you to ensure voucher's validity...

Full money (N10k you paid me) back guaranteed if my voucher is not valid only not if you change your product choice (so decide whateva u want to buy..just send me the link)

OFFER VALID TILL 5th July. Mention me if you are interested, thanks

Hello Nairalanders,

I need a genuine one-off partner (crooks are not allowed) for a VERY GOOD BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. Be rest assured you are in a good hand, I work in an oil and gas industry in Lekki also, I double as a Jumia Agent, GOLD LEVEL.


I have a N20,000 worth voucher to use for any lucky partner.

The following conditions apply...

No Infinix or Gionee products allowed!

No Toy, Kids and Babies allowed!

No Grocery Items allowed!

Other items you can buy at N10k discount from me. That is you will pay me N10k to have access to my voucher
I will be the one to buy for you to ensure voucher's validity...

Full money (N10k you paid me) back guaranteed if my voucher is not valid only not if you change your product choice (so decide whateva u want to buy..just send me the link)

OFFER VALID TILL 5th July. Mention me if you are interested, thanks

Hello Nairalanders,

I need a genuine one-off partner (crooks are not allowed) for a VERY GOOD BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. Be rest assured you are in a good hand, I work in an oil and gas industry in Lekki also, I double as a Jumia Agent, GOLD LEVEL.


I have a N20,000 worth voucher to use for any lucky partner.

The following conditions apply...

Purchased item(s) must be 70k and above

No Infinix or Gionee products allowed!

No Toy, Kids and Babies allowed!

No Grocery Items allowed!

Other items you can buy at N10k discount from me. That is you will pay me N10k to have access to my voucher
I will be the one to buy for you to ensure voucher's validity...

Full money (N10k you paid me) back guaranteed if my voucher is not valid only not if you change your product choice (so decide whateva u want to buy..just send me the link)

OFFER VALID TILL 5th July. Mention me if you are interested, thanks

burkingx:
....No na you dey read article upside down and dey confused

thanks jare..I didnt bother reading..there were better things to use my time on than to digest every news article..just few reading and numetous catchy headlines are ok for me! cheers!

I thought she was said to be in London #Confused Nation

alcmene:
Evidence of a failed region.....

What's bad in having black oil or other spiritual items in one's possession

Must we all be Christians or Muslims(muslims are even fetish)

Questions you asked suggest that you're ignorant of modus operandi of badoo cult group

What are the bases for profiling them? I hope the guilty would not be set free...I live in Ikorodu ..last night we could not sleep o..Ikorodu is presently hot. Anyone coming to ikorodu to visit people should enter early ooooooooooooooooo. No room for nonsense present...God spare us all!

Nnamaka1:
Lol. Point taken! Happy Sunday!

Same to you. DM me or shd I we could get to talk better! But mind you I am not as gentle as before presently o. *winks

Nnamaka1:
May it be onto you as you have done to others! Oya say Amen if you feel your action was justified. Lol

I hear you oo... Lol. Naughty bae

Nnamaka1:
Suppose that was your fiancée getting the point from another random man, how would you take it?

Do on to others as you would want them to do to you.

She offered even begged to stay with me and Did I even do anything here? Or ure reading from the back... Save your emotions and advise pls and stop getting things twisted!

Nnamaka1:
Listen to yourself now, your body touched and you got erection!!

Why put yourself in the line of temptations??

Not intentionally living with her tho, very uncomfortable way to live... Not funny at all... Cos I must just find somewhere to go to excuse her when she return from the bathroom... Nysc stuff confined me to that!

JahsPet:
good evening nairanlanders.

I recently paid my fiancée an hagast visit where she works only to discover that this girl has been occupying an apartment with a single door lobby as entry and exit comprising only two rooms with a male senior colleague.

I know many of us especially ladies will argue it doesnt matter. But I have since then been processing all her past suspicious actions , namely: she seldom answer her phone if i call in evenings (between 7 - 2am usually). At 2am she usually calls back that she saw my calls but she was asleep.

Ater that visit i began putting video calls though, she ignores mostly.

I told her she must look for a roommate and she has since then been adamant about it.


I love her and I have had many terrible dreams about her cheating long before I visited the place (God bears me witness) but i couldn't just relate the nightmares to her.


I'm at the verge of breaking up with her, but what if shes innocent This is why I need to compare various stand points.

Mhen! See comments from guys... Well your fears are all understandable. But really she might up to nothing... If I had not experienced it I would not say so... Do you know why?
I slept on the same bed, not only lived in the same room, with someone's fiancee for two months or so... We are not related in anyway o. I remember there was a night or so that it was so cold that our bodies touched on that bed and I got erection and I was almost tempted but I moved away from the bed to the ground and I controlled my "cassava" and thoughts. Although not advisable cos many guys can't do that.
We moved away from there later and lived together in an ensuite apartment.. She had her room and I had mine inside the same flat... We were there for almost a year with no other partner yet no nothing between us...her fiance used to visit her during that time... And now they are happily married with kids.... This a confession from a man (my confession) like you so it's possible she's not into infidelity. Get more evidence before u conclude.
Little tips: Visit her to stay with her for some days... If she's somewhat resistant to ur proposed stay without genuine excuse.. That's a sign she might be a traitor.
Secondly... Make sure u stay with her even if she resisted.... U can observe the kind of relationship between her and the guy... If she kinda show no elderly or just brotherly respect.. If sense there's philia connection between them.. That may be another precarious sign... But guy, make sure u remain unassuming! Good luck

You will get land u can't do anything on... Not even resell or build at will when u procure from estate agents in fact ... Ure only funding real estate company by buying from them. Ure paying for land they might not even acquire in say 5yrs, to be conservative. And yet they make u pay numerous hidden charges.
Buying from omo onile.. I think it's better.. Do adequate research and meet with community leaders that matter before buying.. It's worth the risk! Lagos is actually arresting omo onile now... Good news

udatso:
Hey guys. Really need advice from phone gurus.
I need help in selecting an Android phone not more than 70k with detailed attention to the following areas processor (octacore or deca)
Battery (not less than 4500mAH
Speaker sound
Camera quality
Memory (not less than 2gb+32gb).
Full HD.


Please not that infinix, itel and tecno MUST NOT be suggested.

Though I have heard about xiaomi but don't know much about their devices.



Thank you all as you help out

You best know what best suites you. Check on jumia or konga, there are numerous phones there within your budget and of ur specs! After u make ur list of choices... Send to me let me kindly advise you techie wise. I am a tech & phone expert.. Also, jumia and Konga agent. I will give you discount on any phone u choose... % discount u get depends on ur choice of phone. Contact me

Nice work! Great designer.... I really enjoyed the last business with you... Timely and perfect delivery. I recommend this graphic designer for any of your creative design

POEM NIGERIA UNDEFINED

Nigeria: Land of the Undefined.
The land where people extol tribalism for no reason...
Name calling that give room to perpetuity of tyranny...
Land of self-fulfilled ignoramuses...
Ever unwilling to learn.

I am Yoruba...
He is from the Igbo clan
No, he is an Hausa man ...
Show me your shared identity...
Where are the so-called Nigerians.

Heroes past...
Rogue present...
Our once thriving land is nothing but dead...
Defalcated to dryness...
is our commonwealth.

Many elder statesmen are not thinking ...
The work of few thinking ones are made hard by senseless teeming youth...
who gladly shod their feet into their fathers' shoes.
Making future believe that in only the past dwells the country's good.

- Jide Zion Macaulay

POEM NIGERIA UNDEFINED

Nigeria: Land of the Undefined.
The land where people extol tribalism for no reason...
Name calling that give room to perpetuity of tyranny...
Land of self-fulfilled ignoramuses...
Ever unwilling to learn.

I am Yoruba...
He is from the Igbo clan
No, he is an Hausa man ...
Show me your shared identity...
Where are the Nigerians.

Heroes past...
Rogue present...
Our once thriving land is nothing but dead...
Defalcated to dryness...
is our commonwealth.

Many elder statesmen are not thinking ...
The work of few thinking ones are made hard by senseless teeming youth...
who gladly shod their feet into their fathers' shoes.
Making future believe that in only the past dwells the country's good.


- Jide Zion Macaulay

Modsenemy:
Lmaoooooo

We all should just Laff over it

why? Does this really call for laughter or something otherwise?

Better! We are just bunch of lazy homo sapiens...small thing we start calling for aid like beggars..shameless country. upon all we have we cant fight malaria.most of our vaccinations are from foreign aid and individuals and we have rich Nigerians doing nothing...individuals that are as useless as the government

MemphisRaynes:
Hi, please I need honest and mature contribution on this matter. I love my wife so much, and I don't want to have a failed marriage, not so early.

My marriage is only 18months old. This is my wife's first Pregnancy, but I am having serious concerns about the paternity of the baby.

I trust(ed) my wife with all my heart and soul. She was away on a Job training for 6 months. The training finished on May 19th and we made love same day. She told me she last saw her period in May 16th so we both assumed she was in her safe period by May 19th before we made love. Actually we didn't want pregnancy or a baby yet because we are strained by resources for now.

My wife started complaining of strong tummy pain, plus her period hadn't shown up by June 12, so we went for a Pregnancy test and she was confirmed Pregnant. In fact the Lab attendant told me she is very pregnant. Days after I went through her chat while she was asleep and came across her chat with some guy, the chat was very suspicious. Actually the said guy is a Gynecologist, so she had told him she was Pregnant immediately after the test so as to get medical advice. In this chat the guy called my wife "luv", "dearie", talked about she visiting him, and my wife's response was to play along. At some point she even said she can't wait to visit the guy. The height of it was when the guy asked "how is our baby doing?"

I could not control my emotions after reading their chat, so I confronted my wife. She claim the guy was her best friend, that they met at her training. Actually she has always freely spoken to the guy via phone in my presence before this event so I had no suspicions until I read their chat. We quarrelled and she cried and cried swearing that she has never been with any man but me. She said she was heart broken I am doubting the paternity of her Pregnancy.

On June 26th, we were at the hospital for ultrasound scan and medical check up. The Ultra sound scan report says the pregnancy was 7weeks and 6days on June 26th. Now remember we first met on May 19th after about 6 months, also remember May 19th was three days after her period ended, she was supposed to be in her safe period. Now Let's assume she conceived on May 19th, between May 19th and June 26th is not upto 7weeks and 6days. Again I confronted her with these facts and she's been very emotional, she threatened that we must do paternity test after the baby is born to prove me wrong, she also warned that she will make my life hell after that test for doubting her faithfulness to me.

Please I don't know what to do next, my doubt is not fading because the numbers and events don't add up, I need useful suggestions please. Kindly note that I trust and love my wife, a part of me believes the baby is mine, its the maths that don't add up, and her chat with her Gynecologist best friend that keeps fueling my doubt. What is the best way to handle my situation?

Your doubts are genuine. But you have handled the whole situation so wrongly before telling us. It will be hard to have a sweet home unless with divine intervention. But I BEG you pls FORGET ABOUT THE PATERNITY TEST for now even if your wife insist. Make her believe you that you were just joking trying to test her faithfulness solely with words of mouth. Do private investigations later, it may take five years or ten years...and do the paternity test much later without her sniffing anything then you can make your decision. God will help u

This is attempted murder and should be treated a such! Rustication alone won't be enough please, what if he was not caught in the act and the girl took the drink and died. Grave offence!

lisbonabdulahi:
Hello Nairalanders, please I need you advice before I finally end this marriage.
I know I was at fault at the beginning for not stamping my authority , I showed her so much love, because she is a product of a broken home, I wanted her to know there is much more to life, now she has turned my love to foolishness, I do not want my kids to grow up without a father. That is why I have been very patient, but now … please read on.

I have been married for 11 years, with 4 kids. The truth is that we have never had really peace in the home for these years, everything is trouble, from the way I talk, eat, dress, use the toilet and sleep, just name them. The situation has been bad from the beginning, but the last three years has been hell for me and the kids, my wife shouts and complain over everything, she cannot go one full day with Joy, there is always one thing that annoys her, she has to be right on all issues, The very sad part is that whenever she does anything wrong and I ask her, there will be trouble, she will refuse to speak with me for as long as she like. We can go for weeks without really speaking with each other she enjoys it, she does not just bother at all. Each time these things happen, I am always the one that try to initiate peace.

I will like to give only one example to summarise everything going on in my home: two years ago, she will just leave the home without telling me, I called her and told her it is not right, she replied me promptly that it is her life, I can’t control her, and it is my life as well, I should do whatever I like with it. well I thought it was anger, however, I never mind, anytime I want to leave, I make sure I tell her till one day she called me and tell me that even if I keep informing her about my movements, that she is not going to change, she is not under any obligation to tell me where she is going to. My people, for two years counting now, that is how we have been doing it, we just leave without telling each other. BUT OCCASSIONALLY FOR SOME REASONS I DON’T KNOW, SHE WILL JUST TELL ME SHE IS GOING OUT TO XYZ.

She always insults me and even the kids, for any mistake they make and she never fails to tell them that they did not inherit their bad character from her, that they inherited their character from me, she says this consistently even when I am there. There is no insult she has not poured on me, I have had to explain to her mother severally but the woman is simply helpless, her mother is dead scared of her. She exhibited some of these characters during our two years of courtship, but her mother and some brethren advised that she will change after marriage. She is always complaining of being tired, meanwhile, I do the dishes, do the vacuuming (sweeping), cleaning and other domestic duties, even when she cooks, I have to cut the ingredients and all that, in short she rarely cooks. We sleep in different rooms for 4 years counting now, occasionally I try to go to her room to initiate sex, but 99% of cases she chase me away, sometime she locks her door. She stopped me from sleeping in same room with her, when I asked why, shy did not say anything but after 4 months she said it was because I was snoring at night. Trust me anytime I am opportune to make love to her I make sure she climaxes…

It is so bad that even her sisters sometimes rebuke her in my presence, presently, she is not in talking terms with any of her siblings, and this has been on for the past three years. I am stuck with this lady, her mother cannot talk to her, no family member she respects. She is a loner.
To the extent that she makes friends and they always break up, she has no real close friends, even if they are close, trust me, before 6 months the relationship has gone sour.

Only the married can realize what this man is saying. Man, never blame yourself for showing love. Most humans misbehave with love overdose!

I believe there is a 50/50 chance for you to improve your home. Find a side chic..(sound odd, right?!)..I know you are the highly romantic type, the essence of you getting a side chic is to funnel all your excessive love outdoors!

Let your wife realize that love is a like a bird which can only fly (be successful) if the two wings are functionally balanced, not lopsided.

With your change of attitude and new "joy outdoors", you will stop have sex with her til she desires it. Do no chores at home again, you may hire a housemaid, if your wife agrees, to cater your kids but since you have been married for 11 years, your first born may be able to do some chores (better if your first baby is a girl). #Feel like writing forever