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Science/Technology / Re: Why Do Caribbean Lizards Look Better Looking Than African Lizards by macdammy(m): 7:36pm On Jun 28
No sweetheart. You're getting it wrong.
This is a different breed of lizard. I'm not so sure of the name but its similar to Skink Lizard

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Romance / Re: "MUMU ME" I've Been Buying Battery For My Neighbor Until This Happen by macdammy(m): 2:56pm On Jun 18
Health360:

In fornication you offend God but Adultery you offend both Man and God .and man's own ehh ,ur Head fit loss grin
So what you're trying to say is that you fear man pass God
Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Maid Jumps From A Storey Building To Escape Being Rape By Her Boss by macdammy(m): 11:13am On Apr 08
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad....

There are three sides to a story
The complainant plantif
The accused defendant
And the true story
Romance / Re: From Niger Republic Now In Maiduguri by macdammy(m): 7:40am On Feb 09
What do you do?
Celebrities / Re: Saidi Balogun Dazzles In White To Celebrate 55th Birthday (Photos) by macdammy(m): 12:11am On Feb 06
MufasaLion:



Anyways, did you know this guy did a one-cast movie back then? I loved the script. I think, he did more than one of such movies.
That MODUPE TEMI film?
Science/Technology / Re: Big Elephant Spotted In Oyo State (Photos) by macdammy(m): 3:41pm On Feb 03
seanwilliam:
lol. U don watch MR BOSS MOVIE tire
Mr BONES

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Pets / Re: Can You Identify This Snake? by macdammy(m): 2:26pm On Feb 01
Candidlady:


@bolded

Was that the reason your gender murdered that poor girl in Ogun state?

And who picks fight with an inbe'seal?

Kids with guns recipe for disaster.. Go back to your bush burning bloody farmer..


Please stay the hell outta my mention ... Iwouldnt wanna be associated with a bushboy thats a dent on my image


Forget all the stories above.
Reduce your hatred for men. I understand they don't find you attractive.

Work on your physical appearance, dress neat, work on your self esteem and most importantly, smell nice. Candidlady, I repeat, SMELL NICEE!!
If you can work on these weaknesses of yours, then men will put you into consideration.

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Pets / Re: Can You Identify This Snake? by macdammy(m): 12:07pm On Feb 01
Candidlady:


Same thing should be applicable to your gender


Get rid of IT

Looool.
My gender is not the reason for your misfortune.
I'm sorry you were vulnerable and at a point in your life time, you were used and reused till you lost value.
A hungry human is an angry human, so instead of picking fight, you should be picking beans.

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Pets / Re: Can You Identify This Snake? by macdammy(m): 11:17am On Feb 01
Candidlady:


Can you stop mentioning me in vain please
Stop hyperventilating

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Pets / Re: Can You Identify This Snake? by macdammy(m): 11:15am On Feb 01
Candidlady:



Very Good

But you shouldn't have killed it
There's no animal control in this country. If we leave it, it's already multiplying and likely to be a threat.

So the best thing to do is get rid of it.

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Pets / Re: Can You Identify This Snake? by macdammy(m): 11:11am On Feb 01
Popjoan:
This snake?...,and Candidlady comes to mind.A dangerous and venomous female reptile known for throwing poison from a very long distance.
Candidlady indeed

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Pets / Re: Can You Identify This Snake? by macdammy(m): 11:02am On Feb 01
Popjoan:
This snake?...,and Candidlady comes to mind.A dangerous and venomous female reptile known for throwing poison from a very long distance.

Yes!! You're right. This is exactly how it looks like.

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Pets / Re: Can You Identify This Snake? by macdammy(m): 11:01am On Feb 01
crismark:
Did you snap with 3310?
Lol.
Me sef, I nor know

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Pets / Re: Can You Identify This Snake? by macdammy(m): 11:01am On Feb 01
Candidlady:


Hope you won't eat this skinny snake
Eat ke grin grin.
We don't eat snakes

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Pets / Can You Identify This Snake? by macdammy(m): 9:39am On Feb 01
I know this picture is not too clear. I didn't take the picture.
But can you tell what snake this is? And how venomous is it?.

The snake was killed yesterday during land clearing.

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean For A Woman To Bring Food For You by macdammy(m): 4:13pm On Jan 23
teddybarz:



wetin be efo?
You dont know about eeet
Romance / Re: See The Most Sexy Boy In Nigeria And Not Maduka Okoye by macdammy(m): 12:47pm On Jan 23
See this thing wey be like wetin dem dey take separate fight

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean For A Woman To Bring Food For You by macdammy(m): 12:18pm On Jan 23
She Wan give you Efo chop grin

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Family / Re: Help! There's Something Strange In My Room by macdammy(m): 12:16pm On Jan 18
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Politics / Re: Soyinka: Those Saying I Endorsed Tinubu Are Illiterate Interlopers by macdammy(m): 11:13am On Jan 14
Too much grammer lol
Romance / Re: Share Your Memes, The Comrade Pepe Challenge Thread by macdammy(m): 6:15am On Jan 14
Lol

Romance / Re: Solve This Puzzle For Me by macdammy(m): 12:00pm On Jan 09
Vv
Romance / Re: I Asked Her, Can't Your Parent Provide Basic Needs? Are My Wrong? by macdammy(m): 12:07pm On Dec 05, 2021
Iyaebe:
You expected me to shy away from the bitter truth? it is the reason I'm always the odd one out in most opinions on issues because i spit reality,you are enjoying marital bliss and other conjugal enjoyments but you don't want to spend,are you her creator? As long as you are sleeping with her please don't complain of any demands from her,nothing is free,not even the air we breath.
He's sleeping with her? Or they sleep with each other?
You see, you ladies are so useless that the only valuable thing you can offer a man is sex.
And the sex is no so valuable.
Just too many nonsense mentality attached to it.

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Religion / Re: People's Assumptions When Some Christians Suffer Misfortunes by macdammy(m): 12:02pm On Dec 05, 2021
EnemyofGod22:
God and satan doesn't exist.





Know this and have peace of mind.
But have it at the back of your mind that there's no creation without a creator

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Health / Re: Please Help (mouth Odour) by macdammy(m): 7:00am On Nov 03, 2021
Mary08134:


Please did you mean I should clean it with toothpaste or what sir
I just bought oral b close up
Rather buy Colgate toothpaste, and a good toothbrush.

After brushing your mouth, do not rinse with water. Just pour out excessive toothpaste, and do not eat anything for about 20-30 minutes.
Reason: Washing your mouth with water after brushing is like Rinsing your face with water immediately after applying nixoderm on it.

You have denied the fluoride in the toothpaste its effectiveness.

Try this out and see a miracle. If it doesn't work, come and press my nose.

And if you feel Colgate is too expensive, cos that what's most people say, then goodluck on your mouth odour.
Business / Re: Sam Hart Opens Made In Aba Collections In UK (Pictures) by macdammy(m): 7:44pm On Nov 01, 2021
cybertyrant:
Op receive sense in Jesus name,
How is 'make in Abia' now 'Made in Aba' you no go shame your papa for him money he take pay your school fees.
Even the so called collection are uk and european made. Chai

Dumb ass mf.
Otondo
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Twins Post Breaks Instagram Record With 30 Million Likes by macdammy(m): 12:54pm On Oct 31, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander, Cletus Ikeh & Wife Eunice Eze Wedding Pictures by macdammy(m): 12:52pm On Oct 31, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Slams Late Obama DMW For His Post Against Wizkid A Year Ago (Pix) by macdammy(m): 4:48pm On Oct 30, 2021
Candidlady:
This lady sha!

very insensitive thing!!

we the gender F reject her we dash her to gender M or X!
Which one be gender X again ?

And we the gender M voluntary donate Bobrisky, James brown& uche madugwu to the gender F.
Buhari also
Education / Re: Transgender: Students At Leeds University Demand staff include Gender Pronoun by macdammy(m): 4:37pm On Oct 30, 2021
I even think say na the Leeds university wey dey for Ibadan

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) - Live by macdammy(m): 12:11pm On Oct 30, 2021
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