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Properties / Re: What Is The Worst Experience You've Ever Had With A Bad Room-Mate? by macdammy(m): 11:15am On May 15, 2021
Revere27:
Back then when I was staying at all this quarters lodge.
Won't really called them bad roommate sha grin
Coming down to the school, I had to stay there for the main time... You sabi all those spiricoco people wink wink, those are the people I stayed with.

I would Still be enjoying my morning sleep you go don they hear them blasting in tongues embarassed, abeg which kind thing be this naa, they wan eat tongue, put water for body to bath tongue, greet themselves still tongue..... I just come tire with myself as it I'm not a serious person.

Mehn!!! Those period were really tough for me oo... Only few would understand Sha.

But I thank God for Grace Sha grin grin.. They really helped and shaped my life to be good.

You attended uniben? grin grin grin
Lmao
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Can You Abandon Your Current Relationship For If Asked Out? by macdammy(m): 1:20pm On May 12, 2021
Blesyn22:


Ruby rose from the "Doorman, vanquish, SAS: Red notice,Bleep: Return of Xander Cage, John Wick: Chapter 2"

She ain't gay. Look at those hips

Lol
You're a mumu man!!!

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Politics / Re: FG Generates N496 Billion VAT In Q1’21 — NBS by macdammy(m): 5:33pm On May 08, 2021
This is just Funds on VAT.
How much more on other income.

The most painful thing is that, with all these money, no single development.
Instead, we re still indebted to one Asian country.

I drop my mic for slawormirr

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Crime / Re: How Do I Report A Relative To EFCC? by macdammy(m): 12:48pm On May 03, 2021
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Education / Re: Accommodating An Insolent Girl by macdammy(m): 3:29pm On Apr 28, 2021
Kingcalls:
Thats the entitlement mentality women have...imagine say u decide to de hammer am , she will do worse... thats the difference between guys and girls...if na man u accommodate freely...he will sleep on the floor and still act like house boy to u...he will b going on errands free for u and will b fetching the water without u knowing that the is water problem...men are more appreciative than woman and never forget the help u gave them when they were in need ... women act like entitled spoilt kids

I swr bro.
There's this my coursemate that came to stay with me due to the fact that their transformer got spoilt.

Before I wake up, this guy don clean house, do the dish.

And he's like 3 years older than me.
He respects me lot.
One time, he wanted to even wash the bathroom, I had to stop him. I told him that I'll always do that so he shouldn't bother.

Girls will hardly do that

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Education / Re: What Act During An Exam Made You Shed Tears? Share Your Experiences by macdammy(m): 11:01pm On Apr 24, 2021
jimmyolasun:
hmm

there in the Hall I sat happily after hours of copying my efiko friend in an exam before we got to know that the objective exam was in "types".. my efiko friend is type b while mine was type e(same questions but re arranged answers). me I just dey tick a,b,c,d dey go.

naa from front dey announced correction for a particular question,naa there all our eyes open.

we should have seen the red flags

1. you paint your answers with pen on the question paper so no erasing.

2. the socio distancing no too much. we all thought we hit jackpot.


on realising say we Don do rubbish, and no way to make amendment. na im dey announce 10minutes more!!

tho I no fit cry, I just sat there helpless wishing I had prepared for the exam as I watch my future dey evaporate as the remaining 10 minutes dey tick tock dey go... naa that day I know wetin depression be. right from inside the Hall everything just change. my soul literally left my body.

I failed the course woefully

The only truthful person in this thread grin cheesy
Health / Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Electrocuted In Benue (Photos) by macdammy(m): 7:42am On Apr 24, 2021
xcesspaschal:



No insult big guy. No insult...it doesn't pay bro.

All d best man.

Where's the Insult? sad
Health / Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Electrocuted In Benue (Photos) by macdammy(m): 10:39pm On Apr 23, 2021
xcesspaschal:
15 yrs in a university? Ok ohh

Read well bro.
And wear your glasses too.
In case you read again, and still do not understand what a Technical college inside a university means, try and get something to eat.
Then come back and read it.

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Celebrities / Re: Elon Musk's Girlfriend, Grimes, Tattoos (Pictures) by macdammy(m): 10:49am On Apr 22, 2021
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Education / Re: Strike: What Is Going On In AAU? - Omawunmi Asks by macdammy(m): 10:44am On Apr 22, 2021
blamingthedevil:
PDP governed States are the worst....State Treasury has been handed to Party of Tax Collectors during election.

When did obaseki join PDP?

With all due respect sir, you dey mad

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Education / Re: Strike: What Is Going On In AAU? - Omawunmi Asks by macdammy(m): 10:42am On Apr 22, 2021
Ok
Health / Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by macdammy(m): 1:46am On Apr 22, 2021
PotatoSalad:

D guy yellow grin grin
Ooh
That
Health / Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by macdammy(m): 7:46pm On Apr 21, 2021
Hintona:
Organic indeed.

Anyway during the lockdown I was eating a lot of pawpaw's and I noticed my skin and palms were starting to look like the Simpsons.



simpson like how bro?
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Yoruba Girls Rude by macdammy(m): 8:26am On Apr 17, 2021
Rawzy:

will follow after now
Ok

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Yoruba Girls Rude by macdammy(m): 10:12pm On Apr 15, 2021
Rawzy:

Correct guy. My movie premiering would be coming up sooner here in Lagos, I will definitely give you free ticket

Its a pleasure bro.
I'll be glad to attend, and probably buy one extra ticket for a friend.

How do I go about that?

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Romance / Re: She Sent Me A Picture Of Her Hand But It Looks Like That Of A Man (Photos) by macdammy(m): 8:16am On Apr 15, 2021
EzegeNdiigbo:
UnEducation Fraudster''SS

English hard sha

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Yoruba Girls Rude by macdammy(m): 7:49am On Apr 15, 2021
Rawzy:

am just laughing at you, I loved the power bank very well because I don't really like to discard old properties.
meanwhile am not broke,you can DM me if you need a flexing trip all expense on me

Boss I need flexing trip abeg grin grin
I no dey shame
Food / Re: Porcupine And Monkey That Were Killed Today (PHOTOS) by macdammy(m): 3:12pm On Apr 12, 2021
Omo
Romance / Re: This Lady's Massive Ass Got People Talking by macdammy(m): 10:28pm On Apr 10, 2021
Werey grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Thread closed by macdammy(m): 10:49pm On Apr 02, 2021
MansoryMX:


The two people with me are Naval personnels. If him like let him have all the crew in the world, I will still fvck him up and his crew! Them no born am well! I be full Hoodlum ooo bro! My mental case nor get cure especially when it comes to my wife. I called the CSO to lock the school gate first! Make I see where him wan drive that Benz pass! If I wanted to take the matter too far! Just one call to my cousin in EFCC Benin Zone! Him own don finish be that! You dare not disrespect someone’s wife like that!

You just dey spit rubbish like imbec!le
Celebrities / Re: Dotman And His Girlfriend Welcome Baby Boy (Photos) by macdammy(m): 10:16pm On Apr 02, 2021
AsherAmari:
Girlfriend? Not even wife ..

The norms have gone to the dogs and we now celebrate anomalies.

Welcome to the world.

But how come you appear for Your parents wedding picture ??

Ode
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Deletes All Davido’s Pictures From Her Instagram Page by macdammy(m): 10:10pm On Apr 02, 2021
saphiere:
It will never be well with Davido if he does not do the needful.

This is for every girl out there to learn a lesson


Davido has daughters. May this he has done to Chioma and many more be upon his daughters in Jesus name I pray Amen.

Davido, I redraw peace from you wherever you are. You shall have no peace until you do the needful.

Apprentice STFU
Celebrities / Re: “Plus-Size With The Flavor” — Eniola Badmus Poses In Swimwear (Photo) by macdammy(m): 10:11pm On Apr 01, 2021
Enoch07:
beautiful they say is in the eyes of the beholder.

Beauty is in the eyes of who never Bleep you
Sports / Re: Pictures From The Super Eagles Trip To Benin Republic Via The Waterways by macdammy(m): 7:51pm On Mar 28, 2021
Blaqfellow:
Is only a fool will make this kind of comments on social media

Your Papa na fool.
Sports / Re: Pictures From The Super Eagles Trip To Benin Republic Via The Waterways by macdammy(m): 5:29am On Mar 27, 2021
Hope dem no go embarass us there. .
If them loose the match, as dem dey comeback make the ship captain just pour all of them inside water

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Bella Shmurda In The Studio In Ghana (Video) by macdammy(m): 10:57am On Mar 24, 2021
WowSweetGuy:
wizkid is now annoying

He too dey form super big boy who no need u with his quiet style and his mumu fans keep praising him

If mumu get association, you go be the chairman.

Your sentence is poorly constructed

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