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Romance / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 8:59pm On Oct 23, 2021
DSC7:
Follow Brosom advice or you stop wearing boxer and Trouser....

You can get a long gown(jalamia) or a long shirt and be using till the pain goes away...

And when ever you sit down make sure u widen ur legs so dat fresh breeze will be blowing your hot balls....
Thanks for this

But honestly, this got me laughing so hard

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Romance / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 8:28pm On Oct 23, 2021
bigcee:

You masturbate too much. Stop masturbating.

Lol
Haba.

Not everyone will be like you na
Romance / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 8:26pm On Oct 23, 2021
SmellySperm:

Mumu gal. I bet my balls you don't even know what testicular torsion means. illiterate
Arh bro, don't bet your balls oo.

Na me know wetin I dey face rn.

These balls as small as they are dey pain oo
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Her Son, Jamil Dance To Her 'Somebody's Son' (Pix, Video) by macdammy(m): 6:12pm On Oct 23, 2021
That guy sef no use opportunity well.

If na me I for dey give am 3 strokes per seconds.

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Romance / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 6:08pm On Oct 23, 2021
Drella:


Are you sexually inactive?

It could be blue balls.

I'm sexually active oo.

I still handle one girl last week before it started.
At one point I thought maybe na the girl cause am because I once broke her heart.
But I'm just probably just over thinking.

Which one is blue balls again btw
Romance / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 6:05pm On Oct 23, 2021
SmellySperm:
Could be testicular torsion. Visit the hospital ASAP. Kpele

Hmm.
I'm planning to get ibuprofen tonight tho

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Romance / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 6:04pm On Oct 23, 2021
Fescoblack:
Baba this is an infection the yourba people call it Atosi, I had mine whilst I was in service, mehn, I won die, it made me once visted lausth at ikeja for a scan, badly, the scan didn't see anything, my quest to get it cure took another time, as I came across one woman selling herbs for front of first bank at sango, mehn my mind just say I should ask the woamn ooo. Would you imagine that I bought the herbs for 200naira, but the woman first said it cost 2k but I do pity pity for that woman oo, as I got home I mixed the herbs with lime. Mehn I mean mehn it did wonders that I went to stupidly slept with a girl I slept with while I was still nursing the stupid infection, and by then I wasn't staying close to sango again to go and visit the woman. Since then brother, the thing still dey there oooo, make we follow dey find solutions ooo . God help us

Arh
Wahala.
Romance / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 6:03pm On Oct 23, 2021
Smartb0y:
you have overworked your balls.
cut down on the masturbation

I haven't masturbated in a looong time.
I've done that twice in my life

That's like 3-4 years ago sha
Romance / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 6:01pm On Oct 23, 2021
onomeabuja:

e do me one time bt na waka i just de waka until d thing waka go ooooooo wink
just de waka d pain go waka go i asure u

Omo bro, I can't even walk well.

Sometimes, I have to open my legs so my balls don't touch my laps

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Romance / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 5:54pm On Oct 23, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Una sure say this thing go get cure at all so? lipsrsealed
Arh undecided undecided
First comment and I'm seeing this
Don't kill my hope embarassed cry cry

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Romance / My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 5:51pm On Oct 23, 2021
Hi Nlnders, I hope we are doing good today.

For about 4 days now, I've been having some pain on my testicle, the one on the left to be precise.
It hurts when I try walking, or when there's a slight touch.

Please has anyone here experienced a similar issue?
What do you suggest ?
Lalsticlala mynd44

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Health / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 4:34pm On Oct 23, 2021
Longsleeve:
Were you kicked in the balls??

Take some pain relieve..
No oo.
I think someone said tight underwear causes it.

And all my under wears are those tight pants.
But then, I've been wearing it for a long time
Health / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 4:32pm On Oct 23, 2021
vinceyinnovation:
It's called vericose vein pains.. it's caused by prolonged erection.

When you have erection blood flows from the testicles to the penis. But when there is a lack of flow of blood back due to vein issues in that testes it causes pain.


Ouch
I was actually thinking it was a result my penis getting bigger.

Sadly undecided
Health / Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 4:30pm On Oct 23, 2021
gasparpisciotta:


Pour plenty room temperature water on it

Ooh okay
Thank you. I'll try this
Health / My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 3:37pm On Oct 23, 2021
Hi Nlnders, I hope we are doing good today.

For about 4 days now, I've been having some pain on my testicle, the one on the left to be precise.
It hurts when I try walking, or when there's a slight touch.

Please has anyone here experienced a similar issue?
What do you suggest ?
Lalsticlala mynd44
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jair Bolsonaro Makes His Dog Sign Law Against Animal Cruelty (Photo, Video ) by macdammy(m): 2:53pm On Oct 23, 2021
post=106992763:


DOGS : A MAN'S BEST FRIEND. kiss kiss kiss

Awwwwww kiss kiss kiss
Awwwwww undecided kiss kiss
Isn't She just too cute?







There are times I feel you're not okay.

What's up there for f*ck sake.
Lmao
Romance / Re: Who Still Visit Or Remember This Site? by macdammy(m): 7:24pm On Oct 22, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Fan Sprays Dollars On KS1 Malaika At A Barbing Salon by macdammy(m): 3:38pm On Oct 22, 2021
Sebastine1994:
I swear to God , celebrities in Nigeria are too many now, I can't even know who is who.

The other day I walked pass BB naija 2019 housemate, it was my guy that was trying to describe the guy to me

Everybody just wanna be famous, everybody wants to leave a legacy, because we are going to die someday.

Inshort 100 years from now, all your family and Facebook friends will be dead.

Why do we still remember Isaac Newton after 500 years, he did something remarkable, don't look for cheap fame. Do something worth making a remark.

But my point is this: does becoming a celebrity makes you immortal? Do we still remember all the celebrities of 1927, do we still remember all the greatest Olympic athletes of yesteryear.

We can't all the celebrities, and people cannot remember you perpetually, even your own family will forget you once existed. Let us just slow down

Hello adviser, I don't even fucking know you
Celebrities / Re: Blackmail: Fans React As Video Of Tiwa Savage, Lover Surfaces by macdammy(m): 12:53pm On Oct 19, 2021
Righteousness2:
Listen People ! Time is tooooooo Short!
The devil is aware of this and is pulling out various strings to keep people Engaged in Nonessentials and in things that will keep us off guard for the safety of our soul.

Don't fall for all these things. Keep your eyes in the air!Keep your Heart clean and free from Immoral stuffs.

Only the Pure in Heart will see JESUS!

Brotherly listen well.
It is a mistake to think time is going.
Time is not going. Time is here until the world ends. It is you that is going. You don’t waste time, time is infinite. You waste yourself, you are finite. You are the one that grows old and die, time doesn’t. So make better use of yourself before you expire. And one of the worst things to do with time is comparing yourself to others.

Live your life, and let other people live theirs too.

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Crime / Re: FBI & SA Authorities Bust Nigerian Internet Fraud Syndicate In Cape Town (Pics) by macdammy(m): 12:28pm On Oct 19, 2021
Candidlady:
Took my time to go through the post and guess what? Yeah the were all males!

guess again who burstd "em? A she!

god please divide this world! Male world and female world! Make we see who go suffer

irest my briefCASE the thing don too heavy

modified:- i dedicate this ftc to all females out there, we won't end with this year ijn

Only if the world got segregated before you MF asshole was born, you for no dey talk this nonsense.

The most annoying thing be say, you're dating my friend, and that guy beats you up every single time you make a mess and you don't even have the courage to confront him.

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Romance / Re: Guys,has A Lady Ever Toast You,how Did You Felt And What Was Your Reply. by macdammy(m): 9:14pm On Oct 15, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

One girl talk say na village you dey stay, dey chop snake like mumu

You no even get level. grin
Celebrities / Re: The Moment Ayra Starr Removed Her Cloth While Performing For UNIBEN Students by macdammy(m): 7:43pm On Oct 10, 2021
leomarz007:
Paparazzi na werey...y e no capture front view

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Music/Radio / Re: Naz-B: "Unknown Gunmen" (Video) by macdammy(m): 3:10pm On Oct 10, 2021
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Romance / Re: Guys What Will You Do In This Situation by macdammy(m): 10:36am On Oct 10, 2021
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Romance / Re: Today Is The Gid Redpiller's Birthday - This Is A Photo Of Me. by macdammy(m): 10:27am On Oct 10, 2021
Happy birthday Realest
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigeria Ladies Dislike Fair Guys? by macdammy(m): 9:21am On Oct 10, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Don't rush into conclusion Simply because you don't like it... personally,I love dem Fair..

The question is directed to Girls not Gays!

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Celebrities / Re: Niyola: Banky W’s EME Wanted To Market Me In A Sexy Way (Video) by macdammy(m): 8:24am On Oct 10, 2021
Starzo:
Who lose?

And between, we too dey abuse the words beautiful and sexy for this country. undecided

Who tell this one say she sexy and beautiful??


That "BTW" is not "Between"
It's an acronym for "By The Way"
Romance / Re: I Just Realized Something New About Nairaland by macdammy(m): 6:00pm On Oct 08, 2021
President Buhari
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Sabinus Gifts His Parents A House by macdammy(m): 3:00pm On Oct 08, 2021
RapistOnBail:


The only issue I have with him is his affiliation with most business promotions he does in his skits. Otherwise, he’s an A-List skit performer.


If he doesn't do the promotions, how will he make money huh?
Music/Radio / Re: Most Played Songs Of The Year by macdammy(m): 8:19pm On Oct 06, 2021
MrRabbi:
Don't Quote me
What will you do ?
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid's Essence Now No. 11 On The Billboard Hot 100 Chart by macdammy(m): 4:58pm On Oct 05, 2021
englishmart:
Justin Bieber smelled the aroma of the song from afar...
Naija to the world.

Stfu!!!

That song was a big hit globally even before Justin jumped on it.

Stop saying what you don't know

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Admitted Into Oxford University For Her Third Degree (Photo) by macdammy(m): 10:16am On Oct 05, 2021
Ademola47:
I'm confused o.

I think Masters is second degree, but the topic says third degree. Has she got an Msc before?

It doesn't have be MSc or PhD.

It can still be Bsc but probably in another field of study.

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