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My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 5:51pm On Oct 23, 2021
Hi Nlnders, I hope we are doing good today.

For about 4 days now, I've been having some pain on my testicle, the one on the left to be precise.
It hurts when I try walking, or when there's a slight touch.

Please has anyone here experienced a similar issue?
What do you suggest ?
Lalsticlala mynd44

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Sonnobax15(m): 5:52pm On Oct 23, 2021
lipsrsealed
Una sure say this thing go get cure at all so? lipsrsealed

Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 5:54pm On Oct 23, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Una sure say this thing go get cure at all so? lipsrsealed
Arh undecided undecided
First comment and I'm seeing this
Don't kill my hope embarassed cry cry

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Nobody: 5:58pm On Oct 23, 2021
Could be testicular torsion. Visit the hospital ASAP. Kpele

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Fescoblack(m): 5:58pm On Oct 23, 2021
Baba this is an infection the yourba people call it Atosi, I had mine whilst I was in service, mehn, I won die, it made me once visted lausth at ikeja for a scan, badly, the scan didn't see anything, my quest to get it cure took another time, as I came across one woman selling herbs for front of first bank at sango, mehn my mind just say I should ask the woamn ooo. Would you imagine that I bought the herbs for 200naira, but the woman first said it cost 2k but I do pity pity for that woman oo, as I got home I mixed the herbs with lime. Mehn I mean mehn it did wonders that I went to stupidly slept with a girl I slept with while I was still nursing the stupid infection, and by then I wasn't staying close to sango again to go and visit the woman. Since then brother, the thing still dey there oooo, make we follow dey find solutions ooo . God help us

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by onomeabuja: 5:58pm On Oct 23, 2021
macdammy:
Hi Nlnders, I hope we are doing good today.

For about 4 days now, I've been having some pain on my testicle, the one on the left to be precise.
It hurts when I try walking, or when there's a slight touch.

Please has anyone here experienced a similar issue?
What do you suggest ?
Lalsticlala mynd44
e do me one time bt na waka i just de waka until d thing waka go ooooooo wink
just de waka d pain go waka go i asure u
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Drella(m): 6:00pm On Oct 23, 2021
macdammy:
Hi Nlnders, I hope we are doing good today.

For about 4 days now, I've been having some pain on my testicle, the one on the left to be precise.
It hurts when I try walking, or when there's a slight touch.

Please has anyone here experienced a similar issue?
What do you suggest ?
Lalsticlala mynd44

Are you sexually inactive?

It could be blue balls.

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by siofra(f): 6:01pm On Oct 23, 2021
SmellySperm:
Could be testicular torsion. I've had it so many times. It's due to dirtiness. I'm very dirty and disgusting

Tueh!!! angry
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 6:01pm On Oct 23, 2021
onomeabuja:

e do me one time bt na waka i just de waka until d thing waka go ooooooo wink
just de waka d pain go waka go i asure u

Omo bro, I can't even walk well.

Sometimes, I have to open my legs so my balls don't touch my laps

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 6:03pm On Oct 23, 2021
Smartb0y:
you have overworked your balls.
cut down on the masturbation

I haven't masturbated in a looong time.
I've done that twice in my life

That's like 3-4 years ago sha
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 6:04pm On Oct 23, 2021
Fescoblack:
Baba this is an infection the yourba people call it Atosi, I had mine whilst I was in service, mehn, I won die, it made me once visted lausth at ikeja for a scan, badly, the scan didn't see anything, my quest to get it cure took another time, as I came across one woman selling herbs for front of first bank at sango, mehn my mind just say I should ask the woamn ooo. Would you imagine that I bought the herbs for 200naira, but the woman first said it cost 2k but I do pity pity for that woman oo, as I got home I mixed the herbs with lime. Mehn I mean mehn it did wonders that I went to stupidly slept with a girl I slept with while I was still nursing the stupid infection, and by then I wasn't staying close to sango again to go and visit the woman. Since then brother, the thing still dey there oooo, make we follow dey find solutions ooo . God help us

Arh
Wahala.
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Nobody: 6:05pm On Oct 23, 2021
siofra:


Tueh!!! angry
Mumu gal. I bet my balls you don't even know what testicular torsion means. illiterate

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 6:05pm On Oct 23, 2021
SmellySperm:
Could be testicular torsion. Visit the hospital ASAP. Kpele

Hmm.
I'm planning to get ibuprofen tonight tho

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Smartb0y: 6:06pm On Oct 23, 2021
macdammy:

I haven't masturbated in a looong time. I've done that twice in my life
That's like 3-4 years ago sha
go to a clinic asap
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 6:08pm On Oct 23, 2021
Drella:


Are you sexually inactive?

It could be blue balls.

I'm sexually active oo.

I still handle one girl last week before it started.
At one point I thought maybe na the girl cause am because I once broke her heart.
But I'm just probably just over thinking.

Which one is blue balls again btw
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Drella(m): 6:10pm On Oct 23, 2021
macdammy:


I'm sexually active oo.

I still handle one girl last week before it started.
At one point I thought maybe na the girl cause am because I once broke her heart.
But I'm just probably just over thinking.

Which one is blue balls again btw

Search online for the Blue balls stuff.

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by MrOON: 6:17pm On Oct 23, 2021
For some days now, my neighbor's fowl has been sick, Yesterday he told me about it and i advised him to make pepper soup out of it rather than to allow it waste when it dies. my neighbor had to hurriedly machete the fowl so he could at least enjoy the meat.
That's wisdom.

So, what am i saying, OP,
no allow the ball egg waste sha. Boil water

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Jay5mie: 6:26pm On Oct 23, 2021
macdammy:
Hi Nlnders, I hope we are doing good today.

For about 4 days now, I've been having some pain on my testicle, the one on the left to be precise.
It hurts when I try walking, or when there's a slight touch.

Please has anyone here experienced a similar issue?
What do you suggest ?
Lalsticlala mynd44

Op, if it is swollen, then you have to take off the balls before it affects the other one
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Smartb0y: 6:27pm On Oct 23, 2021
Drella:


Search online for the Blue balls stuff.
hmm,you changed your stats to (f),it was (m) yesterday
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by onomeabuja: 6:31pm On Oct 23, 2021
macdammy:


Omo bro, I can't even walk well.

Sometimes, I have to open my legs so my balls don't touch my laps
honestly i.m not joking mine was even pepering me if it touches my laps bt only it left on its own d way it came
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by brosom(m): 6:34pm On Oct 23, 2021
grin grin grin


Bro calm down it has a cure.!

The 3 things I know that might cause it are,


(1) inflammatory inside ur balls,( Air).

(2) infections,( STD).

(3) banging without control grin. ie, as a man, whenever time u re in action, ur 2 balls jammed together repeatedly without u even feeling it which is normal, but when u over jammed/stressed it all because u wanna impress a hole, thats when u get the no1 results.

Go to a standard pharmacy, meet with their pharmacist and explain give to them, no shy o just explain every every to them..

They might give u antibiotics.

Also just dey pray say no be the water wey the protect ur egg in ur testicle break oo because e get why.


Lastly, no dey over bang because there's no trophy to be won.

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Vyzz: 6:38pm On Oct 23, 2021
Laslas u go dey alright...


Egg is nothing to be played with

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by DanteSilva(m): 6:55pm On Oct 23, 2021
Ah swear this thing do me once, I had to walk with my leg wide open, if my balls mistakenly hit my laps na die
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Drella(m): 7:16pm On Oct 23, 2021
Smartb0y:
hmm,you changed your stats to (f),it was (m) yesterday

Yeah any problem?
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Smartb0y: 7:20pm On Oct 23, 2021
Drella:

Yeah any problem?
which one are you really?

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by bigcee(m): 7:30pm On Oct 23, 2021
macdammy:
Hi Nlnders, I hope we are doing good today.

For about 4 days now, I've been having some pain on my testicle, the one on the left to be precise.
It hurts when I try walking, or when there's a slight touch.

Please has anyone here experienced a similar issue?
What do you suggest ?
Lalsticlala mynd44
You masturbate too much. Stop masturbating.

Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by Drella(m): 7:52pm On Oct 23, 2021
Smartb0y:
which one are you really?

I'm non binary.

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 8:26pm On Oct 23, 2021
SmellySperm:

Mumu gal. I bet my balls you don't even know what testicular torsion means. illiterate
Arh bro, don't bet your balls oo.

Na me know wetin I dey face rn.

These balls as small as they are dey pain oo
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 8:28pm On Oct 23, 2021
bigcee:

You masturbate too much. Stop masturbating.

Lol
Haba.

Not everyone will be like you na
Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by DSC7: 8:44pm On Oct 23, 2021
Follow Brosom advice or you stop wearing boxer and Trouser....

You can get a long gown(jalamia) or a long shirt and be using till the pain goes away...

And when ever you sit down make sure u widen ur legs so dat fresh breeze will be blowing your hot balls....

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Re: My Left Testicle Hurts by macdammy(m): 8:59pm On Oct 23, 2021
DSC7:
Follow Brosom advice or you stop wearing boxer and Trouser....

You can get a long gown(jalamia) or a long shirt and be using till the pain goes away...

And when ever you sit down make sure u widen ur legs so dat fresh breeze will be blowing your hot balls....
Thanks for this

But honestly, this got me laughing so hard

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