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Please, Who Owns A Man? Mother Or Wife? by Macelliot(m): 10:38pm On Jun 05, 2013
Who really owns a man?
His mother or wife?
AN ARGUMENT:
Mother: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast
for a year.
Wife: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking It.
Mother: I carried him for nine months.
Wife: He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
Mother: He passed between my legs with pains.
Wife: Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night.
Pls WHO OWNS A MAN?

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Re: Please, Who Owns A Man? Mother Or Wife? by frederal(m): 10:51pm On Jun 05, 2013
The man owns himself cos he decides who owns him.

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Re: Please, Who Owns A Man? Mother Or Wife? by Nobody: 11:08pm On Jun 05, 2013
Fancy twist to a very old joke.

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Re: Please, Who Owns A Man? Mother Or Wife? by Mowire: 11:37pm On Jun 05, 2013
JJC.
Re: Please, Who Owns A Man? Mother Or Wife? by Fhemmmy: 3:32am On Jun 06, 2013
frederal: The man owns himself cos he decides who owns him.

I agree with that . . . .
Re: Please, Who Owns A Man? Mother Or Wife? by miredia(m): 3:59am On Jun 06, 2013
Neither of them..God does
Re: Please, Who Owns A Man? Mother Or Wife? by frederal(m): 5:22am On Jun 06, 2013
The man owns himself, cos he chooses who owns him
Re: Please, Who Owns A Man? Mother Or Wife? by Macelliot(m): 7:03am On Jun 07, 2013
blink182: Fancy twist to a very old joke.
This is not a joke. U are so naive.

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