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OREMUSSANCTUS:
like to know d rationale behind muhamed raping a 9 years old grl and thighing her to discharge wen she was 6?

Guy, stop all this.

Seun is an Atheist.
They don't believe in a God.

timmy2409:
You freaking liar. I just wasted 7 minutes of my life watching an ediot stomp on another ediot's stomach. There's no snake anywhere in the video, because such things don't happen. You fellas need to provide evidence, or stop lying for your god

I didn't watch the vedio. I just saw the link.

Nice!

Video of woman who vomited live snake during deliverance
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJVpeI3kQwc[/flash]

bsolo1:
A debate has already been fixed with APC/Buhari participating...why are the PDP still making noise??

No don't worry.
You were the one crying that the debate was going to take place in PDP's home, so you and your APC cohorts retreated and decided to hold the debate right in APC's home. Now the PDP aren't afraid, they didn't retreat, they have decided to come and deal APC right in their home....
So, why are you crying?

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, (GCFR, GCCAF)
President, Federal Republic of Nigeria (2010-2019).
GEJ NO SHAKING!!!

DDeliverer:
Human beings!!

See how you address the King of kings, the Lord of lords, the igwe of the universe, the soon coming king, the God that knows the datas of your life, the source of your being, Jehova, the alpha and the omega, the mighty man in battle,the God that uses the foolish things of the world to conform the wise, the God that sits in heaven and makes it earth his footstool, the God that said let there be light and light appeared, the God that separated water from land, the God in whom I live, in whom I move, in whom I have my being, the God of Nigeria, the God of Africa, the God of the world, as if he is your mate?? How dare you??

The OP is drunk.
No source. Fake story.

bethelbrill:
[s]A former Pentecostal pastor, Dennis Augustine
has written an open letter to God discontinuing
their working relationship.
According to Augustine, in his letter titled " Dear
Yahweh", says he had doubts about God’s
existence when he attended seminary and after
his sister killed her children, it confirmed his
doubts.
He explains that his parents played a large role
in his initial contact with God.
But, over time, God “repeatedly refused to
answer” his calls, adding that God neglected and
mismanaged his job description.

Dear Yahweh,

Our working relationship is not what it used to
be. My parents absolutely worshiped and adored
you, so out of respect for them, I feel that it’s
only right to explain to you my thought process
re what I’m about to tell you. I’m sure you can
see what’s coming next and have anticipated it
for a while. If not, why not?


We communicated often at the start, then less
and less. Some years ago I noticed that certain
duties which are part of your job description
were being neglected or mismanaged. I’ve called
you several times, leaving messages asking you
to address these issues but you have repeatedly
refused to answer my calls.


When my parents first handed this life over to me
you had already been in charge for a long, long
time. They told me that you were the family’s
closest friend and knew more about the life
business than anyone else. They told me to
trust you no matter what, so I let your apparent
negligence slide, remembering how they told me
to trust you. In deference to them I decided
overlook your unexplained behavior considering
all of the fine work that I thought you were doing
in other areas. The universe, after all, is pretty
incredible, my life could have been worse and
beer was definitely a nice touch. I am afraid
however, that my patience with you has come to
an end due to relatively recent information that
has been bought to my attention. I know you’re
kind of old school so let me break it down for
you.


I have followed with great interest the interim
findings of the ongoing Public Inquiry into the
Workings of the Universe (a.k.a. “The Sciences”)
for some time now. As I became more familiar
with these findings I began to see that much of
the work that you have taken responsibility for—
the work that really was the only thing that
prevented me from firing you long ago—was not
your doing at all. In fact, I learned that it’s been
known for centuries that pretty much everything
that I credited you with had actually been fully
outsourced to the universe since the very
beginning but that you and your cronies
suppressed that information, hiding it from my
family and countless others, with tireless zeal. If
only you had applied that same level of devotion
to your actual jobs I wouldn’t be writing this
letter now.


You lead us to believe that you lovingly and
purposefully created our amazing bodies. That, I
learned, was actually Evolution. You say that you
created the universe. I should have suspected
that you were full of it when you had the
audacity to say you did it by the sheer force of
your own will out of nothing at all in just six
days. I’ll give you this: you sure did show some
balls in demanding a day off for the good job you
did! By the way, quality assurance results on the
universe are in and it’s not all that well
“designed” after all. Yeah, the universe was
caused by the big bang. The “acts of God”?
Natural disasters. (I never understood why you
wanted to take credit for those), love,
compassion, justice, community? That was all
us; it had nothing to do with you. I wish you had
told me yourself and I didn’t have to find this
out from other people. Boy, I was so gullible! Oh
well, you’ve tricked better people than I so I’ll
forgive myself for falling for it. Well, enough is
enough. Something has to be done about the
situation.


I don’t know how many years you’ve held your
position. My parents said that you had been in
office for as long as they could remember and
that one of their great, great, great, etc., etc.,
grandfathers had put you in charge. Wow! Just
how old are you? I wish you had already retired
now so I wouldn’t have had tell you what I’m
about to.


There’s no point in continuing this working
relationship. You do nothing useful (or anything
at all it seems) and your contractual demands
are utterly outrageous! I mean, it’s all fine and
good if you don’t like bacon or aren’t into boys
(I hear you knocked up some lady and had a son
a while back so I’m assuming you’re straight,
but with all that homophobia and misogyny you
keep spouting, it’s hard to tell). But it’s not part
of your job to enforce your personal preferences
on others or to threaten the kinds of
punishments you’ve been known to hurl around
if people don’t share them.[/s]

Thrash! NEXT

Rilwayne001:
CHANGE HAS FINALLY COME.

GLORY VE TO GOD ALMIGHTY.

To God be thy Glory...
Vote 4 Change!!!
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VOTE GEJ (2010-2019).
To God Almighty be thy Glory...

Hm

Rilwayne001:
[size=15pt] Mumu....why are you begging us to like your GEj when your eyes are not blind to see these mamoth crowd? [/size]

Change is Here! VOTE APC.
GEJ, Otuoke straight come feBuhari2015.
Sai Buhari.

GEJ NO SHAKING!!!
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, President federal Republic of Nigeria 2011-2019.
Hit like 4 GEJ2019.

Rilwayne001:
Stylishly begging for likes

hmmmm! Speechless.

Abuamam:
Lol.

When 'gate of hell' open for this man, he will know himself. No respect for his seniors.

The battle is now Bishop vs prophet.

You see!
PASTORS SHOULD DIS-ASSOCIATE THEMSELVES FROM POLITICS.....

Every Pastor just dey talk him own.....
GEJ no shaking.
GEJ TILL 2019

Change! Change!! Change!!!
Join the Moving train...
Sai FeBUHARI

[quote author=hazyfm1 post=30156024][/quote]I'm free by God's grace. My bro, set yourself free from the cage.

hazyfm1:
I LAUGH IN FULANI

THEY DON'T REPRESENT THE MASSES

[size=18pt]NOTHING WILL SAVE U FROM OTEOKE COME MAY 2015[/size]

Mumu! See your mouth like Ot-e-oke...

PDP is Preparing, APC is Reinforcing!... Febuary14 gonna be interesting....
If you still believe in GEJ click "like." if you want GMB, abeg hit "share".

Ishilove:
It has already been on the front page

I don't miss Fp topics.
Take a look. Only 2,700+ views....
If it has already been on front page, I am sure it would exceed 25,000+ views.... Do the needful.

This thread should have hit fp since it was created... Hmm, Ishilove, Lalasticlala, do the needful.