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Romance › Re: Where Could It Be If You Could Teleport To One Place by MachBrooklyn: 11:28am On Oct 18, 2016

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] una get fight before ni [/color]

Lol, No now!! Na that her question just vex me

Romance › Re: Where Could It Be If You Could Teleport To One Place by MachBrooklyn: 11:26am On Oct 18, 2016

LadyB1195:
I've been on nairaland for quite some time but I don't really follow up until recently. What causes banning.

Lol, I see you're a newbie

A Ban is what you get for breaking any of the 22 rules of Nairaland and mynd is a moderator in charge of imposing such ban and that's why people don't fûcking like him, you feel me??

Romance › Re: Where Could It Be If You Could Teleport To One Place by MachBrooklyn: 11:07am On Oct 18, 2016

LadyB1195:
Any reason why I should?

Oh Fûck!!! I see you're probably a newbie here ma'am. Welcome to Nairaland, it seems you don't know how things work here

LadyB1195:
Why where you even banned in the 1st place?

This is not my main moniker ma'am, this is just an alternate

Did you even know what to be banned means in relation with Nairaland??

Romance › Re: Where Could It Be If You Could Teleport To One Place by MachBrooklyn: 10:56am On Oct 18, 2016

LadyB1195:
So much hate residing in you Mach.Brooklyn, you'll still get banned since it's obvious that you've not learnt you lesson. The word you use on me will be used on the ladies you love most

Lol, I'm not hating on you, ma'am

Lemme ask you this question first, Did you know who mynd is??

Romance › Re: "Is She Swallowing His Mouth?"airforce Officer Kisses His Bride (photo) by MachBrooklyn: 10:03am On Oct 18, 2016

Oops, I thought it was Airforce1 finally kissing his bride

Romance › Re: Where Could It Be If You Could Teleport To One Place by MachBrooklyn: 9:59am On Oct 18, 2016

LadyB1195:
What inside there

[size=20pt] Goan Google It And Gerrrrrrrraaaaaahiaaaaaa !! [/size]

Romance › Re: I Was Trying To Be Romantic Now See Where It Got Me by MachBrooklyn: 9:39am On Oct 18, 2016

Assuming your girlfriend dies during course of you throwing her on the bed and she hit her head on the wall, I hope you know she is going to hell fire straight and probably you'll be joining her later after some years :

Celebrities › Re: I Only Buy Made In Naija Products - Sonia, Ik Ogbonna's Wife by MachBrooklyn: 9:27am On Oct 18, 2016

[size=25pt]Picture Or Ahdontbelieveit [/size]

Celebrities › Re: Recession Turns Popular Gospel Singer Lara George To Tomato Farmer by MachBrooklyn: 9:24am On Oct 18, 2016

She probably posted this picture in the other room

Romance › Re: Come In Take This Test And See If You Are Insane special For Romancelanders by MachBrooklyn: 12:16am On Oct 18, 2016

I wanted to say something weird before but I know our oga mynd is somewhere watching my every moves, so I'm gonna just swallow it

Nice thread OP

Romance › Re: SEE 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Girls (with Pictures) by MachBrooklyn: 12:12am On Oct 18, 2016

OP, and how the fúck exactly are we going to know those ladies are exactly from those schools you matched them with??

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Romance › Re: How Do You Like Your Man's Body? What Do You Like In A Woman's Body by MachBrooklyn: 10:38pm On Oct 17, 2016

[quote author=Obynolee post=50287537][/quote]No, I'm not even a Christian sef

I was only trying to be funny with my post and I guess you can't even figure that out

Romance › Re: How Do You Like Your Man's Body? What Do You Like In A Woman's Body by MachBrooklyn: 8:06pm On Oct 17, 2016

Ladies when your boyfriend throws you on the bed and in the cause of you trying to be sexy, you then hit your head on the bed and dies therefore I'm pleased to tell you that you're going to hell fire straight

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Romance › Re: How Do You Like Your Man's Body? What Do You Like In A Woman's Body by MachBrooklyn: 8:06pm On Oct 17, 2016

I love the two thieves

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Romance › Re: How I Finally Transformed Had A Sexchange(pics) by MachBrooklyn: 7:41pm On Oct 17, 2016

diehardanusfan:
you guys will never see my azz there again, i will fight to my last breath

[size=35pt]K![/size]

Romance › Re: How I Finally Transformed Had A Sexchange(pics) by MachBrooklyn: 7:40pm On Oct 17, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]No? They've not caught you yet?!
i will call them here to collect you [/color]

Oh Girl, don't fûcking get on my nerves

I'm the one charge of locking dem up, OK??

Romance › Re: How I Finally Transformed Had A Sexchange(pics) by MachBrooklyn: 7:24pm On Oct 17, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#9999ff]yer yabaleft cell,brooklyn you gettin' a roommate[/color]

I'm not a fûcking occupant so I don't own a room there, so WTF are you saying??

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Emperorlee by MachBrooklyn: 7:15pm On Oct 17, 2016

Happy Birthday Emperolee Baba Nla Himself, wishing you all the good things in life

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! I don't even know we were born a day after each other

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Romance › Re: How I Finally Transformed Had A Sexchange(pics) by MachBrooklyn: 7:11pm On Oct 17, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]Nah nah,he mean for you ta find a place for him in yer own cell [/color]

Which fûcking cell are you talking about??

Romance › Re: How I Finally Transformed Had A Sexchange(pics) by MachBrooklyn: 7:03pm On Oct 17, 2016

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] *sighs*
Mcbro0klyn space still dey for Yabaleft? [/color]

Yes OoO

We're gonna capture him soon, sorry for the inconveniences

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