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Romance / Re: Where Could It Be If You Could Teleport To One Place by MachBrooklyn: 11:28am On Oct 18, 2016
Jarizod:


una get fight before ni grin

Lol, No now!! Na that her question just vex me cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Where Could It Be If You Could Teleport To One Place by MachBrooklyn: 11:26am On Oct 18, 2016
LadyB1195:

I've been on nairaland for quite some time but I don't really follow up until recently. What causes banning.

Lol, I see you're a newbie wink


A Ban is what you get for breaking any of the 22 rules of Nairaland and mynd is a moderator in charge of imposing such ban and that's why people don't fûcking like him, you feel me?? cool
Romance / Re: Where Could It Be If You Could Teleport To One Place by MachBrooklyn: 11:07am On Oct 18, 2016
LadyB1195:

Any reason why I should?

Oh Fûck!!! I see you're probably a newbie here ma'am. Welcome to Nairaland, it seems you don't know how things work here cool


LadyB1195:

Why where you even banned in the 1st place?

This is not my main moniker ma'am, this is just an alternate cool


Did you even know what to be banned means in relation with Nairaland??
Romance / Re: Where Could It Be If You Could Teleport To One Place by MachBrooklyn: 10:56am On Oct 18, 2016
LadyB1195:
So much hate residing in you Mach.Brooklyn, you'll still get banned since it's obvious that you've not learnt you lesson. The word you use on me will be used on the ladies you love most

Lol, I'm not hating on you, ma'am cool



Lemme ask you this question first, Did you know who mynd is??
Romance / Re: "Is She Swallowing His Mouth?"airforce Officer Kisses His Bride (photo) by MachBrooklyn: 10:03am On Oct 18, 2016
Oops, I thought it was Airforce1 finally kissing his bride cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Where Could It Be If You Could Teleport To One Place by MachBrooklyn: 9:59am On Oct 18, 2016
LadyB1195:

What inside there

[size=20pt] Goan Google It And Gerrrrrrrraaaaaahiaaaaaa !!undecided [/size]
Romance / Re: I Was Trying To Be Romantic Now See Where It Got Me by MachBrooklyn: 9:39am On Oct 18, 2016
Assuming your girlfriend dies during course of you throwing her on the bed and she hit her head on the wall, I hope you know she is going to hell fire straight and probably you'll be joining her later after some years cheesy :
Celebrities / Re: I Only Buy Made In Naija Products - Sonia, Ik Ogbonna's Wife by MachBrooklyn: 9:27am On Oct 18, 2016
[size=25pt]Picture Or Ahdontbelieveit undecided [/size]
Celebrities / Re: Recession Turns Popular Gospel Singer Lara George To Tomato Farmer by MachBrooklyn: 9:24am On Oct 18, 2016
She probably posted this picture in the other room cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Come In Take This Test And See If You Are Insane special For Romancelanders by MachBrooklyn: 12:16am On Oct 18, 2016
I wanted to say something weird before but I know our oga mynd is somewhere watching my every moves, so I'm gonna just swallow it cheesy cheesy



Nice thread OP cool
Romance / Re: SEE 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Girls (with Pictures) by MachBrooklyn: 12:12am On Oct 18, 2016
OP, and how the fúck exactly are we going to know those ladies are exactly from those schools you matched them with?? undecided

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Romance / Re: How Do You Like Your Man's Body? What Do You Like In A Woman's Body by MachBrooklyn: 10:38pm On Oct 17, 2016
Obynolee:




No, I'm not even a Christian sef tongue



I was only trying to be funny with my post and I guess you can't even figure that out cheesy wink
Romance / Re: How Do You Like Your Man's Body? What Do You Like In A Woman's Body by MachBrooklyn: 8:06pm On Oct 17, 2016
Ladies when your boyfriend throws you on the bed and in the cause of you trying to be sexy, you then hit your head on the bed and dies therefore I'm pleased to tell you that you're going to hell fire straight cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: How Do You Like Your Man's Body? What Do You Like In A Woman's Body by MachBrooklyn: 8:06pm On Oct 17, 2016
I love the two thieves cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: How I Finally Transformed Had A Sexchange(pics) by MachBrooklyn: 7:41pm On Oct 17, 2016
diehardanusfan:
you guys will never see my azz there again, i will fight to my last breath angry angry

[size=35pt]K![/size]
Romance / Re: How I Finally Transformed Had A Sexchange(pics) by MachBrooklyn: 7:40pm On Oct 17, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
No? They've not caught you yet?! shocked
i will call them here to collect you tongue

Oh Girl, don't fûcking get on my nerves undecided



I'm the one charge of locking dem up, OK?? undecided
Romance / Re: How I Finally Transformed Had A Sexchange(pics) by MachBrooklyn: 7:24pm On Oct 17, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
yer yabaleft cell,brooklyn grin you gettin' a roommate

I'm not a fûcking occupant so I don't own a room there, so WTF are you saying?? undecided
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Emperorlee by MachBrooklyn: 7:15pm On Oct 17, 2016
Happy Birthday Emperolee Baba Nla Himself, wishing you all the good things in life cool



Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! I don't even know we were born a day after each other cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: How I Finally Transformed Had A Sexchange(pics) by MachBrooklyn: 7:11pm On Oct 17, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Nah nah,he mean for you ta find a place for him in yer own cell grin

Which fûcking cell are you talking about?? undecided
Romance / Re: How I Finally Transformed Had A Sexchange(pics) by MachBrooklyn: 7:03pm On Oct 17, 2016
Jarizod:
*sighs*
Mcbro0klyn space still dey for Yabaleft?
Yes OoO cheesy cheesy


We're gonna capture him soon, sorry for the inconveniences cool

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