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Politics / Re: Ophiuchus Aka Jagaban Conquered The 3 Headed Snake by MachoKid(m): 6:55am On Apr 08, 2023 |
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Politics / Re: Ophiuchus Aka Jagaban Conquered The 3 Headed Snake by MachoKid(m): 6:19am On Mar 03, 2023 |
[/quote] However the disciples and angels of the 3 headed monster are not going to go down without a fight and so expect extreme turbulence this March. The Nigerian Armageddon. Many of the three headed monsters angels have to be killed because they are only programmed to obey the monster and would not submit to ophiuchus new world order. So expect to see a bloodbath in March. As we violently usher in the golden age emerging like the Phoenix out of the ashes of the Nigerian Armageddon [/quote] lmao dis shid hella funnnyyyy Girl u need ur butt spanked lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by MachoKid(m): 5:59am On Aug 11, 2018 |
Jbleenk: Talk is cheap. Like I said, I already PM yo ass. If yo mama ain't a hoe, PM me back like a real man let's arrange to meet one on one. Stop hidin n talkin tuff behind dat computer screen. Punk ass dumb coward triflin' biitch. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by MachoKid(m): 4:23pm On Aug 10, 2018 |
Jbleenk: Fvck yeah. Wanna know why? Cos u brought my momma into this conversation. I never said nun about ur momma before. Nothin! And u gone have the effrontery to bring my momma into this? How dare u do shid like dat punk? Dats why i started going ham on yo mama from dat point. Outchea among us black folk, black men treasure they mommas. They next to God in our lives. In this neck of the woods, one thing u neva ever do is diss a nigga's momma. Neva! He will fvking kill u for dat shid. I will too. I've PM yo ass. Reply and let's finish this shid like real men. If u ain't want nun, don't start nun. Busted mothafvckingusted biitch! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by MachoKid(m): 1:29pm On Aug 10, 2018 |
Jbleenk: Fvck u nigga. I'm well educated with 3 degrees, including an MBA. But I can flip the script rite qwick n be street double qwick when I gots to. I grew up rollin wit hood niggas back in high school n i still got dat hood in me hidin unda my shiny educated hood. I keeps it in my back pocket like a pistol. Ask yo mama. I am dat nigga rocking pin stripe business suit in the corporate boardroom this minute but the next will throe his size 13 Timbs on supa qwick n krush undefoot the skull of biatch ass niggas like u with dat diva attitude. I'm finna PM u so we can xchange numbers. Next time I ride up to Nimotherfvckingeria, u n I can finalize this man to man, one on one. After u done been put under earth n u down there stiff n kickin up daisies, u gone suddenly remember u met a real American nigga. Punk ass sissypussy biitch ass piece of shiit. Fvck u! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by MachoKid(m): 9:13am On Aug 10, 2018 |
Jbleenk: lol dumb punk u ain't shid, sittin up there talmabout u ain't gone waste time writing about this n dat n watnot. Nigga, yo fake ass, sorry ass destitute 3rd World ass deprived-thus-depraved butt ain't been nowhere, aint going nowhere, ain't got nun to go anywhere, so STMFHU! Lookie here, i'm finna str8 take off my gloves and smack u upside the mouth with my open black palm, buster. Tell me, how u gone be stuck in dat pit of hell hole u in for life with no hope of getting out and u gone be sittin up there runnin yo stank mouth 'bout how proud you are n watnot? You and I know u just spewing dat sanctimonious shid out yo ass for the gallery. You and I know dat given half a spit of a chance, yo ass will scramble to join the thousands others falling over themselves in front of our embassies worldwide begging for a scrap of a chance to be allowed to come up this way n injoy the good life. And don't tell me nun of dat shid 'bout being a sell out. Listen up, the great USA is my birthland and I am dang proud of it way beyond what u and yo mama with dat crack infested hole between her legs can ever imagine. Ya heard? Now run up to the school house and cuff u some knowledge about constitutionalism. ANY PERSON BORN IN THE US IS FOREVER A CONSTITUTIONAL NATIVE OF THE US AND CAN NEVER BE SUBJECT TO ANY OTHER FOREIGN JURISDICTION UNLESS SUCH PERSON ACQUIRES NATIONALITY OF THE FOREIGN ENTITY. FYI dumbass, I ain't never obtained nationality of any foreign jurisdiction and have no desire nor intention of doing dat shid. I am perfectly happy to remain American n continue obtaining n renewing the Nigerian visa to enter Nigeria errtime I ride up dat way. Not interested in applying for no fvcking Nigerian citizenship. Nope, thank u sireee! I am born American, will forever remain American and will gladly lay my life down for my great kick ass nation, the good ole US of A. Deal wit it or kill yoself. And oh BTW, feel free to lay yo cheap destitute ass life down for shithole fvcked up Nimotherfvckingeria. Yo problem, not mines. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by MachoKid(m): 12:02pm On Aug 07, 2018 |
Jbleenk: lol duude unlike you, I am privileged to travel the world unrestricted and without visa to 178 countries. I've been to Nigeria several times, even stayed there several months at a time for business, just as well as traveling often to and staying briefly in other African, Middle Eastern, and European countries. Heck i just left Finland, Estonia and South Africa after brief stays there. We Americans are adventurous. We travel. We know more about the world and your country than you Nigerians do. I am especially conversant with Nigeria because I have been duped and scammed there. It is impossible for foreigners to do business in that country without being scammed. Your country is always in the news for all the wrong reasons....all the time. We read and hear about y'all on the internet, on CNN etc. I understand how frustrated you are though, stuck in that pit-of-hell country. FYI, I can never be deported from the USA. It is impossible to deport someone born in the US to another country. Maybe y'all do that in Nigeria, deport Nigerian born citizens to Somalia maybe? Don't you also wish you were born here in America? Hahaha continue enjoying your pit-of-hell day pardner 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by MachoKid(m): 10:13am On Aug 07, 2018 |
Jbleenk: Hellhole country? Duude sit yo butt down. Last time i checked, thousands of y'all in Nigeria (and all over Africa) queue in front of our embassies daily, desperate to get visas to escape to our "hell hole" country, away from your kleptocratic, despotic and grossly irresponsible leaders, your grinding poverty, rampant corruption, ravaging hunger, massive unemployment, lack of opportunities, bad roads, bad power supply, bad water supply, bad hospitals, bad schools, killer policemen, killer SARS gangs, killer herdsmen, killer kidnappers, killer armed robbers....and much worse. Now compare all that with our "hell hole" country where (because we got our own guns) no fulani herdsmen or armed robbers dare invade our farms or our homes to kill us; where our leaders provide us excellent amenities, equal opportunities, great opportunities, basic good life and more, because we hold them accountable by our votes....and by our guns if they ever attempt to impose dictatorship and bad rulership upon us. I could keep going on but I ma spare you the agony of reminders of the pit-of-hell country you living in. Have a good day buddy! 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by MachoKid(m): 2:56am On Aug 07, 2018 |
Here in the US, (especially outchea in wild wild West Montana and other Frontier wild West states of Wyoming, Utah, Idaho etc) we don't play with our guns. Very sacred to us. Guns are the defenders of our democracy. Our Founding Fathers bequeathed to us this precious legacy. We are born into the gun culture and raised in the gun culture. America is the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave for a reason: Our Guns! All those mass shootings in our country are nothing but stage managed carnage by the Deep State (which our Great President Trump talks about often) to scare us into giving up our guns....and by extension our cherished Freedom. As POTUS Trump always say, Not gonna happen! 4 Likes |
Sports / Re: France Vs Croatia: Russia 2018 Final (4 - 2) On 15th July 2018 by MachoKid(m): 6:01pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
Seun: No. Their parents migrated at some point to France, gave birth to them in France (at which point they become automatic citizens). From the point of birth and as citizens, the dynamic excellence of France's advanced amenities, opportunities and the systemic grooming of their talents was put at their disposal and they emerged to be all they can be. Just the way my dad migrated here to the USA to study at Howard University in Washington D.C, much later met my mom, they later gave birth to my siblings and I, and from that point of our automatic birthright citizenship, we benefited from America's systemic excellence in advanced amenities, education, opportunities, grooming of our skills etc. Today we are all successful in our different endeavors and will proudly lay our lives down for America who gave us all we needed to be all we can be. The moment Nigeria starts to give its highly resourceful, creative, and innovative natural born citizens all they need to be all they can be, Nigeria will occupy its currently empty seat at the table of world powers. 26 Likes 3 Shares |
Crime / Re: Customs Officer Shoots 8-month Pregnant Woman In Ogun by MachoKid(m): 12:30am On Jun 17, 2018 |
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Family / Re: I Am Searching For A Wife Please Help A Nairalander by MachoKid(m): 7:10am On Apr 25, 2018 |
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Family / Re: I Am Searching For A Wife Please Help A Nairalander by MachoKid(m): 6:49pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
EfemenaXY: y'all wrong like two left foot shoes, running all over the nigga's thread lol |
Family / Re: I Am Searching For A Wife Please Help A Nairalander by MachoKid(m): 6:45pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
Ishilove: lol 1 Like |
Politics / Re: The Canal Along Alapere Through To Iyana Oworo Is Blocked Everywhere Is Flooded by MachoKid(m): 8:28pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
whoa shid is real out there in Africa |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 4 Shocking Facts About Lying On Your CV Every Job Seeker Should Know by MachoKid(m): 7:32am On Jan 27, 2018 |
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Politics / Re: Yoruba Leaders Say No To Cattle Colonies, Back Ranching by MachoKid(m): 11:00am On Jan 26, 2018 |
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Crime / Re: Customs Officer Shoots 8-month Pregnant Woman In Ogun by MachoKid(m): 6:07pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
[quote author=mikejj post=64309262] why the arrest? it wasnt deliberately..he was carrying out his duties [/quo If your mom or sister were hit by stray bullets from a reckless officer, would you spew such insensitive foolishness? 3 Likes |
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