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Jokes Etc / See Young Girl Dat Embarked On 14days Fasting So Efe Will Win Bbnaija by MacSmart(m): 2:50pm On Apr 06, 2017 |
Ehn... Abeg, Please oh is Fast and Furious 8 out. I want 2 download it. |
Jokes Etc / Vaseline Crew, Jump In And Laugh. by MacSmart(m): 9:54pm On Jan 12, 2017 |
Dear diary, a very strange thing happened today. Thanks to a certain three-letter-word which i might never make use of again. Normally, Iike I told you before, I never get any attention from the others. But today, I got those piercing stares of disapproval from the length and breadth of the dinning hall. You see, l learnt this word from Senior J the morning he hit me hard on my naked buttocks, in the central bathroom. After much inquiry about this awkward action, he, with a smile on his face, his hand on my shoulder, and us still naked, expounded that he was 'it' (the word) and that it described a state of exuberant euphoria. He said he was always proud to be 'it' and that I could add the word to my poor vocabulary. This afternoon, our test points were announced, and surprisingly, I escaped being among the last ten. Obviously, I entered the state of euphoria Senior J had described. Getting to the dinning hall, I met Tad's buttock's all tight and ready for an euphoric spank, and spank it I did. Immediately, hot-tempered Tad grabbed my neck in a choke, and in defence, I screamed out that I was just it. The stares...that was when they came. As we ate, people whispered. I particularly heard 'I told you, the guy isn't normal'. After lunch, I tearfully asked Senior J for more clarification on the word and it's attachments. Luckily, he obliged and promised to do justice in breaking down the word to my naive understanding. The time, he said, is 10pm tonight and venue is the field behind Red house. But something baffles me; he told me that if I liked myself, I'd better come along with some Vaseline. |
Jokes Etc / OMG! There Is Hope. See 2017 Budget by MacSmart(m): 11:08pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
Nigerian 2017 budgets
Total: $12 billion
Breakdown
1. Education: $500 million
2. Agriculture: $500 million
3. IT: $200 million
4. Health: $300 million
5: Tourism: $400 million
6. Oil&Gas sector: $100 million
7. Nairabet/bet9ja: $3 billion (considering the odds)
8. MMM investment: $7 billion (hopefully in three months) At least there is hope |
Literature / For Avid Readers Only!!! 15 Books I've Read This Month by MacSmart(m): 4:05pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
1. Coraline by Neil gaiman 2. Carrie by Stephen king 3. Artemis Fowl by Eion 4. Mystery of the burning cottage by Enid Blyton 5. The couple next door by Shari lapena 6. Howls moving castle by Diana Wynna 7. Americanah by Chimamanda Adichie 8. Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone by JK rowling 9. Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban 10. On Writing by Stephen King 11. The girl on the train by Paula Hawkins 12. Charlie and the chocolate factory by Roald Dahl 13. The Giver by lois lowry 14. The Notebook by Nicolas Spark 15. Joys of motherhood by buchi Emecheta 16. Second Chance by Jane Green I think u will enjoy this books. 08105828694 can hook up on whatapp if u have read them (or want to read them) and chat. Thanks |
Literature / Read This Funny But True Story Titled 'vaseline'. So 4ny LOL by MacSmart(m): 6:53am On Nov 10, 2016 |
Found this story on d etisalat flash fiction page. Enjoy it Dear diary, a very strange thing happened today. Thanks to a certain three-letter-word which i might never make use of again. Normally, Iike I told you before, I never get any attention from the others. But today, I got those piercing stares of disapproval from the length and breadth of the dinning hall. You see, l learnt this word from Senior J the morning he hit me hard on my naked buttocks, in the central bathroom. After much inquiry about this awkward action, he, with a smile on his face, his hand on my shoulder, and us still naked, expounded that he was 'it' (the word) and that it described a state of exuberant euphoria. He said he was always proud to be 'it' and that I could add the word to my poor vocabulary. This afternoon, our test points were announced, and surprisingly, I escaped being among the last ten. Obviously, I entered the state of euphoria Senior J had described. Getting to the dinning hall, I met Tad's buttock's all tight and ready for an euphoric spank, and spank it I did. Immediately, hot-tempered Tad grabbed my neck in a choke, and in defence, I screamed out that I was just it. The stares...that was when they came. As we ate, people whispered. I particularly heard 'I told you, the guy isn't normal'. After lunch, I tearfully asked Senior J for more clarification on the word and it's attachments. Luckily, he obliged and promised to do justice in breaking down the word to my naive understanding. The time, he said, is 10pm tonight and venue is the field behind Red house. But ... https://prize.etisalat.com.ng/flash-fiction/voteall.php?id=1405 Click to continue |
Jokes Etc / If Only It Can Happen Today (pics) by MacSmart(m): 6:19pm On Nov 06, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: Nollyhood Actor Calls Out Instablog9ja For Posting Gay Couples (photos) by MacSmart(m): 4:02am On Nov 03, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: 30+ Sexy Nu*e Photos Of Lady Gaga You Thought Never Existed (VD) by MacSmart(m): 3:59am On Nov 03, 2016 |
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Investment / Re: People Warned Me About This Mmm, Now My Account Has Been Blocked With #189,000 by MacSmart(m): 3:55am On Nov 03, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: Recession Ordained By God - Sultan Of Sokoto by MacSmart(m): 3:52am On Nov 03, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Pictures Every FUTO Student Will Understand by MacSmart(m): 7:33pm On Nov 02, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc / 10 Pictures Every FUTO Student Will Understand by MacSmart(m): 7:32pm On Nov 02, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: 17 Very Hilarious Photos Only Futo Students Will Understand by MacSmart(m): 11:00pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: 17 Very Hilarious Photos Only Futo Students Will Understand by MacSmart(m): 10:57pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc / 17 Very Hilarious Photos Only Futo Students Will Understand by MacSmart(m): 10:02pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: Legendary Dancer "Kaffy'" Apologises, Explains Why She Called Out Davido by MacSmart(m): 12:35pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
she should open that thing abeg |
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Emmanuella Flies Private Jet Out Of Nigeria,Fans React(photos) by MacSmart(m): 12:22pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
congrats to her. And me I am here inside keke receving freah air 38 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: Help a nairalander win this contest. by MacSmart(m): 7:42pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
can't people learn from that chidinma girl I just hope she doesn't use cucumber. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus And Davido Dancing At 3 Thrones Concert In Lagos (Pics) by MacSmart(m): 5:02pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
she wants cucumber 7 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: 17 Pictures That Will Expose Your Dirty Mind by MacSmart(m): 12:06am On Oct 19, 2016 |
if only they were true 1 Like |
Education / Re: 10 Pictures You Will Relate To If You Ever Schooled In A Boarding School. by MacSmart(m): 12:14pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Then one idiot will givr you 50naira to buy 3gala, 1 yought and 4 chin chin then bring change 500 naira. if u did that thing, I am sori but thunder fire u. 69 Likes 1 Share |
Literature / Re: 19 Chilling One Line Horror Stories That Wont Let You Sleep Tonight by MacSmart(m): 8:26pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
11- “After my sister died we cremated her favorite doll with her body. The next day, I saw the doll sitting perfectly on her bed.” 12- “I woke up late one morning to a hand covering my eyes and the inability to yell for help. I live alone. I’ll never wake up late again. -VA” 13- “I woke up to hear knocking on the glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again” – USA 14- I ignore the sound of my roommate tapping on the door, asking me to let him in. I ignore it as I watch him sleep on the other side of the room. 15 – A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said, “I heard that, too.” 16 – Don’t be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen. 17- They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing. He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious. 18 – “I can’t sleep” she whispered, crawling into bed with me. I woke up cold, clutching the dress she was buried in. 19 – Put back the mirrors. We miss watching you. |
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