instead of u to go and start praying: dollars will soon rise $1 = N1000

just say u wan to be seeing snakes in Lagos

kiaa! sorry ooo I feel ur pain

Hmmm! usain, usain; remember samson ooo

I called someone who was owing me
and she ddn't take my calls,
I called10 times
Still no answer..
Then I decide to send a message
Hello Ma,
I'm not calling for the money,
I just wanted to tell u dat 2 girls were fighting over your
hubby in town today,
It was a big match and he was just there watching
and then one girl managed to escape
and got in the car and they drove away)..
then I sent..
After some minutes she called me and I ignored,
she kept calling
and I found 21missed calls from her
and a message which reads
(where was the fight,
where did they go,
did u recognize the girls pls tell me,
for am falling apart)
I just read and didnt respond...
She called again,
5 times and I didn't answer then another message from her ....
I have your money can we meet
and u tell me more...
then I replied, ok u can do transfer so that I pass by the filling station to refuel then I will pick u
and drive u to one of the girls place
coz I know them..
after 2 mins I checked my a/c balance,
my money was fully paid....
I then switched off my phone
And I slept like a baby....

#copied

Already? congratulations papa

suzan404:
see this one oo .....he come book space,you think say this thread go reach fpchai!ordinary question you nor fit answer

suszy, u for don answer me na; instead of to dey finish d guy

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thanks a lot

Habiodunz:
Tz means Original Poster

asin? I dont get it.

tho I am kind of new (I have spent just 18 hours on nairaland) I don't know d meaning of this abbreviation.

Pls kindly help ur follow nairalander.thank

There is surplus mb but I dont know where to download movies from; both old and new. thanks

since the recent data wars that been going for some time in 9ja, exhausted data has now become a tin of d past.

I have3gb data but I don't know sites to get latest movies. ..can someone suggest some for me

show me inside of d bag or I dont believe

they get more confused as the years go by....lol

and he will be there Photoshopping himself with kim kard and nikki minaj

At d beginning of the year, 9ja saw a sharp increase in d prices of foodstuffs and other necessary commodities. At that point, I could only afford the glo 1.5gb 1000naira once every 2 months. I basically concluded that I was dead. I imagined my self staying for months without subscription thinking that d pricea of data will increase at an alarming rate too(1gb for 3000 was were my thoughts went). Apparently, d reverse is d case.While I cant cook a good meal as before, I find myself enjoying d best of luxury d internet can offer. Data has become so cheap that I only check d data remaining once every month(sometimes, I could even leave my data con. on and go to sleep something I could not do before...u know d reason). tho I am grateful and enjoying it all, I am still baffled. why are data plans becoming cheaper with outrageous bonus attached while d prices of other commodities keep increasing. someone pls help clear my thoughts

At d beginning of the year, 9ja saw a sharp increase in d prices of foodstuffs and other necessary commodities. At that point, I could only afford the glo 1.5gb 1000naira once every 2 months. I basically concluded that I was dead. I imagined my self staying for months without subscription thinking that d pricea of data will increase at an alarming rate too(1gb for 3000 was were my thoughts went).

Apparently, d reverse is d case.While I cant cook a good meal as before, I find myself enjoying d best of luxury d internet can offer. Data has become so cheap that I only check d data remaining once every month(sometimes, I could even leave my data con. on and go to sleep something I could not do before...u know d reason).

tho I am grateful and enjoying it all, I am still baffled. why are data plans becoming cheaper with outrageous bonus attached while d prices of other commodities keep increasing.

someone pls help clear my thoughts

pls help me with is one 65908347FA

I need someone to communicate and relate to. I am kinda bored right now and also depressed. if u hve any encouragement for me; this is my whatapps no 08105828694. thanks a lot

This is like d best write-up i have seen to day. But will they listen.

How to waste half of your life
Well you have 24hours per day; u spend 9 hours sleeping, 1 hour in the afternoon and 8 hours at night. You chat, surf the net on your phone for about 1 hr perday. Then you walk around, gist with ur friends and eat for about 2hrs perday.Total of 12hrs spent sleeping, chatting, surfing the net and eating.

Now lets do some maths, 12×365=4380hours gone per year. You live for 100 years= 4380x100=438000hours of ur whole life. 438000/24hrs=18250days/365days=50yrs.

50 years of your life spent sleeping, eating, chatting and surfing d net. Dont forget, the first 10 years of your life is kinda worth becos notin meaningful was acheived there. So u are down to 40 years and you know what they say 'a fool at 40 is a fool forever'. So keep sleeping, eating and chatting, it is good for ur health...... and u say u want to make an impact-- WHERE!!!

yea yea yea I know we all love and adore our parents blah blah blah

but if u were asked to pick a male celeb and a female celeb to come together and parent u, who would u pick. both black or white

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27 year later

abeg answer