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LiteratureRe: 19 Chilling One Line Horror Stories That Wont Let You Sleep Tonight by MacSmart(op): 8:05pm On Sep 15, 2016
8. “I dress up in bloody clothes and sneak into my friend’s house and wake her up at 3:33am every night. She still doesn’t know it’s me.” – THIS ONE IS FUNNY THOUGH..!

9. “One night my dad woke from a dream of a man walking to my room, I woke from a dream of a man watching me sleep the same night.

10- “Both my Grandparents passed away in 1986. My mom passed in 1996. My Dad in 2006… Scared for what will happen in 2016…” – NA
Literature19 Chilling One Line Horror Stories That Wont Let You Sleep Tonight by MacSmart(op): 7:55pm On Sep 15, 2016
1. “This morning I woke up with my wedding ring on. I buried the ring with my husband 5 years ago.”

2. “I vividly remember conversations w/ my great grandma when I was little. I recently found out she passed away 2 years before I was born” -KY

3. “My grandfather died 3 months ago at 3:15, since then I wake up at 3:15 every night” – the USA

4. Months ago I always saw ghosts in my dreams who held me tight & when I woke up “scratches” were all over my body” – India

6. “There was a picture on my phone of me sleeping. I live alone” – USA

7. “My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn’t help” – USA
CelebritiesRe: Gene Wilder Dies At 83 by MacSmart(m): 9:17pm On Aug 29, 2016
And I use am get 30 like today for one post wey enter fp. Oga thank u ooo
RomanceRe: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by MacSmart(m):
Wait for it, it is coming.

RomanceRe: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by MacSmart(m):
Madam Op (becos it is obvious u r a girl out to cause trouble in d boys world) if all thos this u r saying in are true, that means I am gay; or wait oooo let me consult the gods

SANGO *invokes gods

CelebritiesRe: Singer Rihanna & Drake Kiss At The 2016 Vmas Awards Presentation - Photos by MacSmart(m): 8:45am On Aug 29, 2016
I pity that drake, he lost video of the year and he is there smiling with rihanna that have won it twice.
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Takes Home Mtv Video Of The Year Award by MacSmart(op): 5:38am On Aug 29, 2016
SmartChoices:
Without losing a husband and her home! Kudos! Someone tell Savage that!
Lol, true shaa, but will tiwa listen and learn?
CelebritiesBeyonce Takes Home Mtv Video Of The Year Award by MacSmart(op): 5:31am On Aug 29, 2016
Beyonce took home the prestigious video of the year award and also best female video.

As at the time of writing, she has seven awards under her sleeves trailing behind only lady gaga for most VMAs won in one night with 8.
Music/RadioRe: Who Will Video Of D Year At MTV Video Music Awards by MacSmart(op): 3:58am On Aug 29, 2016
Jibril659:
JB's Sorry is fire kiss
It is, but I dont think it can take d award.
Music/RadioWho Will Video Of D Year At MTV Video Music Awards by MacSmart(op): 10:47pm On Aug 28, 2016
it is holding this night nd the red carpet are about starting. ..
Video ot the year noms are
Adele Hello
Beyonce formation
Drake Hotline Bling
Justin Bieber Sorry
Kanye West Famous

Who do you think will win this prestigious award?

My money is on Beyonce.
PhonesRe: How I Got Free N1500 Recharge Card In This Buharialized Era by MacSmart(op): 10:42pm On Aug 28, 2016
MilesLamar:
see hw 1.5k dey make grown man misbehave.. wait wait he still lives with popa.. true true na kids full nairaland dix days
Na u b old man na. Clap for ur self
PhonesRe: How I Got Free N1500 Recharge Card In This Buharialized Era by MacSmart(op): 10:34pm On Aug 28, 2016
Gidimasters2:
I won't reply you.... Your signature Don do......




Someone cannot play with you? Is that how you use to do?

Change oooo
Oga, I am working and earning my own money. I am 21 and still stay with my parent; and yes still collect pocket money.
Christianity EtcRe: How Do I Start My Own Religion? by MacSmart(m): 10:16pm On Aug 28, 2016
FINgames:
But they already had a large number of ARDENT followers before their death.

please explain what you mean sir.
When I say die, I mean sacrifice.
Jesus fasted for 40 day and other tins...

Read Buddha's history and he will see d things he did that endeared him to many.

And if u r a Christian, u wil remember dat Moses was described as being d meekest man on d planet. So u see, all this pple did tins that ordinary men dont do.
Music/RadioWho Will Video Of D Year At MTV Video Music Awards by MacSmart(op): 8:26pm On Aug 28, 2016
it is holding this night nd the red carpet are about starting. .. Video ot the year noms are
Adele Hello Beyonce formation Drake Hotline Bling Justin Bieber Sorry Kanye West Famous
Who do you think will win this prestigious award? My money is on Beyonce.
Christianity EtcRe: How Do I Start My Own Religion? by MacSmart(m): 8:08pm On Aug 28, 2016
First u have to die like Jesus, Buddha, Moses and d rest.
PhonesHow I Got Free N1500 Recharge Card In This Buharialized Era by MacSmart(op): 8:04pm On Aug 28, 2016
last night, I was cleaning out my dad's wardrobe and saw this used N1500 card. I had an instinct to try loading it (knowing fully well that he sends credits to some of all this his 'big men' friends with some ending up not seeing d message). I load it first, I did not go. I have a little nap and loaded it again, 1500 loaded in my front gongon.
Omo see subscription na; but wait ooo, this morning I asked him and he said he sent the credit about 3 weeks ago (he had forgotten who he sent the credit to) and that it was my luck.

Now, I am just surfing my YouTube, instragram and other apps. I even transferred 500 to my GF. OME SEE THANKSGIVING. #babautoomuch
PhonesSee How I Got Free N1500 Recharge Card In This Buharialized Era by MacSmart(op): 7:50pm On Aug 28, 2016
last night, I was cleaning out my dad's wardrobe and saw this used N1500 card. I had an instinct to try loading it (knowing fully well that he sends credits to some of all this his 'big men' friends with some ending up not seeing d message). I load it first, I did not go. I have a little nap and loaded it again, 1500 loaded in my front gongon.
Omo see subscription na; but wait ooo, this morning I asked him and he said he sent the credit about 3 weeks ago (he had forgotten who he sent the credit to) and that it was my luck.

Now, I am just surfing my YouTube, instragram and other apps. I even transferred 500 to my GF. OME SEE THANKSGIVING. #babautoomuch
RomanceRe: 17 Funny Photos That Trace The Legend Of The Yoruba Demon by MacSmart(m): 6:48pm On Aug 28, 2016
YorubaDemon:
thats classified information
Ok, enjoy ur stay in hell my dear.Oh, and greet ur master for me, hope he is still bound after what happened to him in church today, LOL.
RomanceRe: 17 Funny Photos That Trace The Legend Of The Yoruba Demon by MacSmart(m): 5:21pm On Aug 28, 2016
YorubaDemon:
yes what can i do for you?
oh, there u are! just tell me what part of hell u r from and yr mission on earth. Thanks
RomanceRe: 17 Funny Photos That Trace The Legend Of The Yoruba Demon by MacSmart(m): 2:23pm On Aug 28, 2016
which one be Yoruba Demon
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Failed Us, Igbos Attack Every fulani herdsmen: Ohaneze by MacSmart(m): 7:58pm On Aug 27, 2016
overall90:
Why are you people this stupid?
Dont mind d bastardous fool.
TV/MoviesRe: Top 10 Animation Movies U Should Watch B4 U Die ... (only For Movie Lovers) by MacSmart(op): 1:10pm On Aug 27, 2016
friendlyadvice:
Weird enof all ice age movies are hits and c'mon shrek na game changer na except for part 4 tho
Yep they were all hits; but in d history of animation, ice age and shrek series dont stand a chance against most Pixar/disney of even miyokazyi's movies. The are know mostly for their humour, not for lessons taught or critical acclaim.
TV/MoviesRe: Top 10 Animation Movies U Should Watch B4 U Die ... (only For Movie Lovers) by MacSmart(op): 7:16am On Aug 27, 2016
friendlyadvice:
BIG HERO 6: creepy, dark and reeeeally depressing especially when his robot sacrificed himself Why in the world will they put shit like that in a movie for kids

HORTON HEARS A WHO: dry cartoon can't even remember anything about it, I rememba an elephant and jim carrie and...........forget it I give up

DESPICABLE ME: this is one of the most overhyped cartoons I've ever seen, the minions aren't that funny wonder why they called it despicable me when gru just had mommy issues and I felt it was a missed opportunity that they didn't let him remain evil in the end

WALL-E: this is the most depressing cartoon I've ever seen. I mean the song, the way he talks(EVA?), the disturbing "future earth" theme all togeda gosh! I can rememba holding back my tears throughout the movie
I agree with Monsters Inc. The only Ice age movie that stuck with me is dawn of dinosaurs.
Shrek: the whole series, to me , was a waste of animation time. Just d third one that i think is ok.
TV/MoviesRe: Top 10 Animation Movies U Should Watch B4 U Die ... (only For Movie Lovers) by MacSmart(op): 6:59pm On Aug 26, 2016
eemmbbee:
I hv almost watched all, u didnt put the croods hotel transylvania1&2, and hero big 6 wasn't too interesting to me
Yes the croods is one hell of a movie. Hotel T didn't really make an impression on me.
TV/MoviesRe: Top 10 Animation Movies U Should Watch B4 U Die ... (only For Movie Lovers) by MacSmart(op): 9:54am On Aug 26, 2016
Kaycee7:
I have to say. Your list is on point
thanks
TV/MoviesRe: Top 10 Animation Movies U Should Watch B4 U Die ... (only For Movie Lovers) by MacSmart(op): 9:52am On Aug 26, 2016
Deejay777:
I av watch 3,4,5 nd 7
try to watch d other; u will definitely love them.
TV/MoviesTop 10 Animation Movies U Should Watch B4 U Die ... (only For Movie Lovers) by MacSmart(op): 7:57am On Aug 26, 2016
Top 10 Animation movies u need to see before u die

Animations aren't only for d kids; they have a lesson for all. That been said, u should try to see this ones

1. RATATOLLIE: If u don't/ didn't cry when d food critic tastes remy's food, then u don't have a heart.

2. BIG HERO 6: Remember when Hiro discovered who killed his brother.... that part wrenched my heart into smithereens.


3. TOY STORY 3: You will simply understand d importance of friendship.


4. LION KING: If u haven't watched this one,bro/sis: u are on your own.


5.DESPICABLE ME: Remember when Gru saves Agnes and her sisters from the villian... so touching.


6. HORTON HEARS A WHO: If not for the baby kangaroo, a world full of life would have been destroyed.


7. THE INCREDIBLES: I can simply describe it as the most incredible(no pun intended) superhero movie ever: the importance of family cannot be over emphasized.


8.SPIRITED AWAY: To be frank, I have neva watched this, but it has 97% on rotten tomatoes and the universal critical acclaim is over the top. I am giving it a try this night #airtel50naira1.5gb


9. TOY STORY 2: some people have described d toy story series as d best movie trilogy; so u will understand why it made the list twice. #toinfinityandbeyond


10. WRECK-IT RALPH: Maybe I just love emotional movies; this one squeezed my tear glands dry. Just search "Ralph destroys Penelope vom scheet car" on youtube and ur life would neva remain d same.

So, there u have it: best animations ever (would have loved to include Toy story 1, save 4 pple who would have capitalized on my love for toys to condemn my list)and yes, you can constructively criticize my list, thanks.

P.S Honourable mention: WALL E

LiteratureRe: Top 10 Novels To Read Before You Die by MacSmart(m): 7:30am On Aug 26, 2016
AlPeter:
what the you mean HP
Harry Potter
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LiteratureRe: Top 10 Novels To Read Before You Die by MacSmart(m): 9:49pm On Aug 25, 2016
umar745:
All splendid books, but the list is missing the Alchemist by Paolo coelho.

Khaled Hosseini the author of a thousand splendid sun and kite runner is a man. Someone commented above and said she.

And to the person who couldn't get past the first chapter of hitchhiker guide to the Galaxy, what do you consider funny or witty
Well, maybe I didn't see it as funny/witty ( despite critical acclaim for its humour) but I might it later on.
LiteratureRe: Top 10 Novels To Read Before You Die by MacSmart(m): 9:47pm On Aug 25, 2016
abdeiz:
I understand if its your first time reading SciFi books, same reaction when it came out decades ago but it set the tone for all future SciFi works. It was the pacesetter.
Yep, I might try it in d later future; might be interested then.
LiteratureRe: Top 10 Novels To Read Before You Die by MacSmart(m): 9:41pm On Aug 25, 2016
MSMnigeria:
Haven't read any of them actually but i'll urge you to read the HP series. You can thank me later
Yea on it for d 3rd time: prisoner of Azkaban; JK Rowling is a beast.
LiteratureRe: Top 10 Novels To Read Before You Die by MacSmart(m): 2:23pm On Aug 25, 2016
abdeiz:
Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy blew my mind, one the best SciFi books on earth.
I tried reading it; I couldn't get pass d first chapter.

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