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They are both pentecostal pastors in Nigeria.
Here are their pictures for those of you who don't know them,

I love his songs and musical compositions.
Any other Yanni fans in the house?

He simply used OMO!

yo mama is so old, she sat behind moses in high school

am watching d video now on youtube. i think d video is cool but why 9ice no allow 2shot and ruggedman sing after dem appear for the video finish

did u guys see his t-shirt?
good to know dat he is an arsenal fan.
Gunners 4 ever!!!!!!

One of my favourite celebs is Chris Okotie because of his dexterity in the english vocabulary. Just take a look at his interpretation of some common proverbs

NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not
> throw stones.
> Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in
> vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from
> catapulting perilous projectiles.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
> Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
> Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with
> resplendence are not truly auriferous.
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
> Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be
> interdicted.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
> Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any
> testimony.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
> Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
> Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates
> no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMALPERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
> Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical
> plumage tend to congregate.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
> Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
> profundity.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
> Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
> contiguous to rectitude.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *********
>
> NORMALPERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
> Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
> precipitately departed lactile fluid.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new
> tricks
> Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
> superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
> Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
> Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate
> cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>
> Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores
> without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a
> hebetudinous fellow.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
> Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their
> provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is
> conflagration.
>

Mustay:
contact the admin and your username will be changed

how do i contact admin?

and the winner is, 9ice

naija4laif:
please your source that dey both would b there?

bros u no dey read THISDAY newspaper?

for the umpteenth time, somebody please tell me how i can change my user name, i have hot gist but i don't want to use my present user name

'both tu face and dbanj will perform at THISDAY'S fashion show in America, but in your opinion who is better

please how can i change my user name?