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i surprise see oyibo dey understand broken english for the thread "why o why". surely it show say pikin go brest feed mama one day (imposible an d weird)

[quote author=sista-jay link=topic=404080.msg5583463#msg5583463 date=1267100184]@ Poster

Tell that imperious voice in your head to be still. . . . . . . . now start your THREAD again, pleez!![/quote]

waleski:
Threads are becoming more silly by d day

( Pikin go brest feed mama is an expression that means impossible thing made possible) if u guys dont have anything to share pls dont comment, the thread is for those that have experienced something funny or weird so that the can share it with others. thanks and God bless

honeric01:
guy, why you dey disgrace NL men like this?

who dash u that sunshade? i beg return it quick quick.

pls share your weird or funny experiences here or something that looks imposible that ended up possible , for me my ex complained of guys sleeping around and cheating on their wifes so i told her to be the man in our relationship, she ended up sleeping with every guy that comes her way, (funny and weird).
It showed that one shouldnt condemn anyone cos if u r in the persons shoes u may do the same.
whats your story?
will luv to read

If u no like my pic say (hi u r so handsome)

honeric01:
Now, she una don see the fine naija girls una dey find?



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Madukaele, na you be that for your profile? [/size]

PIKIN GO BREST FEED MAMA is a say which means imposible things made possible,Lets gossip a little about our fellow NLers or world in general,

i start with Mama Gee accusing me of showing off so as to be noticed by michelin89, see me trouble, she also talk say paulpayne dey also show off for michealin89. I no fit shout, tell me y pikin no go brest feed mama?

her words to paulpayne
"Is this your own way of getting attention from michelin?  "

her words to me on the thread i opened for michelin
"This poster is one hell of an attention seeker"

i beg Mama gee watin i do u

ur message sounds very confusing, i think she has infected u with the confusion , anyway let her be, if she comes back fine if not life goes on, love is not a most.

Stanfordx:
@all,i realy welcome your suggestions.Since she can fall for a married man emotionaly violent barely one month she startd workin wit him,what about oda single men in the same bank.Should i confront the bank manager because i once told her that she should gve me his no.bt she refused and said tat she stl doesn't hav anytin with him.Is it wise for me to confront him or cal  him on phone to leave my girl only?   u ar rite distance r/ship doesnt work perfectly.

forget bank md , leave the lady, urless u still need more pain, u will only make things worse inthat she will never tell u anything  about her  secret love life anymore, meaning she will play more and be more careful. LEAVE HER, belive u me , she will b careful with d messages in her fone and d comments she makes to u. life is funny ,painful but sweet, turn ur sadness to happiness ,it will only take time, d sooner the better.

Guy try begin forget about her, she is playing smart cos she knws u luv her. be careful with her, she has fallen for the mans money but needs u 4 husband, so she will always want u around, just try other ladies , i knw it wil nt b easy, but the sooner the better 4 u, life goes on.ADMIT IT, u dont trust her anymore and your love for her is now unstable. dont keep a relationship u cant trust ur partner cos it is the foundation of every relationship not love. Take kia

most admit u r really beautiful, like u love sports, bet Chelsea is your team. God bless

rokiatu:
the white

guy sorry, but to gett real answer, why dont u pray, ii knw it sounds funny, but trust me pray constantly u will get an answer. try it. i lot mine for 3 yrs, got her back when i tried al possible means to get her i used prayer, well u hv no choice now, so y dont u try prayer, if shes dead u will hv a dream to confirm it. best wishes

who is rokiatu ,the one with white or green?

bad belly full NL.

rokiatu:
take my advice now now and take that photo down am not saying you are ugly but this is nairaland.
someone may save that photo and post it pretty much on every thread on nairaland I trust nairalanders take it down
now! if not you will  regret the day, minute and second u posted it

thnks dearie

I may not be handsome but am goOOood, D PIC WE HAVE ALL BEING WAITING FOR.

for more hansome pic bachanoroyalpaints..com

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nigeriaceleb..com

I meet michelin89 for culture she still no wan respond, am off, NL ladies r not my type anymore. make i go facebook or hi5 ,so sad

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=402952.msg5569423#msg5569423 date=1266938828]michelin is not Yoruba.

so plz do not say it in Yoruba.

find out where she's from and learn the lingo there.

or say it in your own language or something.[/quote]like say u no read topic be4 u enter begin comment. i beg leave d two of us,okey. wher she from? since u knw too much

Ben i no fit shout, y michelin89 dey treat me like this? if she responded THE AMAKA for no talk to me this way. I dont knw what i did to THE AMAKA, y cant she give me small chance into her heart. nwa oma i luv u. oye oma nke nhuru na anya. odim na obi.

@ google, hw u dey? THE AMAKA just broke my heart, can i luv u, okey am not going to play around , pls give me ur head if i prove my self then u can give me ur heart. LUV U. . nwa oma

^^^ dont be. is not our fault, she should blame love. not us

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]i don't give a damn who you choose.
from all the comments i made on this thread, only ONE was about your thread, okay?
just take this as a warning.
who are you anyway? the one who tries to whack off to pictures on the net? 
sick perv.[/color]
[color=#ff00cc]and i'll report you as well.[/color]

pls try to understand, am a victim of love i dont chose who i luv and who i dont, is a nature thing, sorry i cant help it, giv me a chance, only 1 chance, i beg u.i will prove my point, tak kia

i go for the head, i one gets ur heart u are doomed, if ur head u can grow the brains back

Something tells me Michein89 is going to ban me from NL. pls dont.i beg u. if u will i dont love u ooooooooooooo, if u willnt i stilll love u

most mariages isnt built on love at first sight,d guy does he have 100% guaranty dat he will get a job and settle down b4 3yrs time? hop u knw d position of 9ja when it comes to getting job? for me just b friends, love today doesnt mean love tommorow.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]^^^
if you open any thread using my name i will report you.
don't say i didn't warn you.[/color]

,dats d anger i luv in u,i knw u r anger cos i didnt chose u first, sorry but dats life. i still hv feelings 4 u .

If michelin89 isnt responding THE AMAKA get ready for me, cos u r next. will wait till this week runs out. If nothing happens then am all urs from next week. am serious , check me out . now u know am really serious. keep praying next week may be ur luck week

for my place love is by force. u must love me,is a must. ,

how can i say i love u in yourba. . if u cant come to the mountain, the mountain will come to u. once again b4 u delect my thread.

here was my first reply

am cool, thank for the message, where exactly did u see my profile, NL or facebook, forex? anyway am igbo ,u? lots to talk about but like the say ladies first, pls tell me about urself, hw u got 2 knw me, everything dat u think u will also like to knw about me, yes even age. thanks. hope 2 see your reply. which ofcourse she couldnt reply.
her pic, subject of the message was (with love and lust)

i first received this before the other ^^^
From: Joy Agurma <joy_agurma@yahoo.com>
Subject: hi
To:
Date: Monday, February 22, 2010, 4:25 AM

hello dear new friend,
how are you today i hope that every things is ok with you as is my pleassure to contact you after viewing your profile interest me in having communication with you if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happened in future.
i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication and to know all about each other,here is my email(joy_agurma@yahoo.com) i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day.
yours new friend.
joy

I made a big mistake to post my email address on NL and since then i have been receiving senseless yahoo yahoo messages, i dont know if any other person is experiencing the same thing. Here are some of the stupid mindless messages i received
Dearest in heart.,
I am very sorry if i may voilate your policy or in any way hurt your feelings by intruding into your privacy,actually i saw your profile and i was touched to write you,i am sincerely in need of your assistance.Please don't be offended, I felt i could make a good friend with you.
First and foremost and brief self introduction,I am Miss Joy Agurma ,22years old and the only daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs. Mark G Agurma My father was a highly reputable business magnate-(a cocoa merchant)who operated in the capital of LIBERIA during his days be he was poisoned to by his business associates in one of their outings on a business trip. Our mother died when we were babies and since then was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by his relatives who was so jealous of his wealth and progress.But God knows the truth!
Before the death of my father in August 2005 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told her that he had a sum of $3.5 million US DOLLARS (Three million five hundred thousand USD) Bank He said he used my name to Deposit the money with the bank as his only daughter, as well as the next of kin to the money.
He also explained that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his relatives, that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money to and use it for investment purposes.
I want you to assist me transfer the money to your account as i explain to you that this money was deposited in the bank and make me the next of kin to the money .I am just 22 years old and a high school leaving certificate holder and really don't know what to do.Now I want a guardian outside Senegal
Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
1. Can you honestly help me as your daughter or friend?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount will be good for you after the money is in your position?
Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible, as well I will like you to forward your private telephone so that i will give you the contact of the bank where this money was deposited.I am looking forward to hear from you,please do not turn me down because you are the Gods sent that can help me out.
Thank you so much.

Joy

funny thing the use fine girl pic.i cant downlode the pic cos it contain virus.others will be posted.
Pls nigeria give us job .

pleases dont misunderstand me.

sexyLeamon:
this forum is not a beauty contest forum in any form save your self the headache and stop checking nairaland girls profiles