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makzeze:
Farooq kperogi wrote:





source:http://dailytrust.com.ng/news/politics-of-grammar/-my-names-are-comity-of-states-and-other-ministerial-screening-grammatical-murders/115470.html

if only you knew that this talent of yours would not get you a house on banana island like lindaikeji. I would advise you be a PA to obahiagbon so you pique on his very many grammatical blunders so you can become popular.

this is the best opportunity to grow your popularity with your biggest behind.

recall someone made millions from shit business.

you can go act movie scenes and showcase your talents.

it is the Lord's doing. it is marvellous in our sight.

48noble:
APC, Always looking for who to blame..

you are the reason this country is retarded. you need to be courtmartialed

Holak:
Fashola schooled Nigerians that when you are in government, corruption and inflation of contracts can go on as long as you don't sign a cheque. Good education indeed!

did you noticed the moments fashola walked out and some senators followed him to get his autographs.

truly moyes is to man utd, wat ambode is to lagos.
#onechancelagos

olatunji21:
I was amazed by the Intelligence of Kemi Adeosun... She's a rare gem.... Lovely accent to complement her brilliance....Change is truly here...

kemi adeosun just dey use vocabs dey scintillate senators. I bet she can't defend all she said.obahiagbon would have done better.

this happened after chinedu on the left having watched pastor chris in action tried to pray for chinonso who says he has stomach pain.

chinedu just dey declare anointing.

I went with my 2 year old daughter to sweetsensation on independence day and while on queue, she sighted the balloon and reached for it. while playing she just started singing...

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...

I didn't notice at first till people on the queue joined her in singing and she sang along then it occured to me that it was independence and a sure time to appreciate naija.

OP

how baby mama take concern you na? you no go mind your business? na you dey feed them

kayo80:
Okay. Part 2 of the TV series- Enyeama versus Oliseh. But really, I am still wondering why Enyeama wan't to retire. The dude is still a young guy. He is nolonger in his twenties, but he has a long way from 40, and he is really fit. What does he want to do outside being a goal keeper that would be the highest impact he can have in this world? Well, I don't know his plans, but I wish it is not his wife that is pushing him to make this move. Women have a way of being very selfish.

guy, why talk ill of his wife? enyeama is old enough to decipher his right from young. how would you discover potentials when you stay put with old players holding the nation to ransom? . I feel you are one of those condemning buhari for recycling analogue ministers in this age and time of digital and youthfulness. I grab the altercation between the coach and player is uncalled for, for a player who hopes and prays to be a legend, there should be a normal pull out like the military does. his wealth of experience though needed but his manner of exit leaves one in doubt if there won't be a reoccurrence soonest.

why always enyeama?

na wetin go dey breast be this o. wallahi I no go handle again.

I got pissed off at the sight

happy wedding anniversary to the couple. they are both beauties to behold.

her KEGS na JERRYCAN. she is blessed. her middle nane must be BLESSING. she's truly got TALENT.
Jesus fed 5000 from two loaves and five fishes. she can feed a NATION

if she puts in for naijas got talent. wallahi she go win.

manCHESTer fan truly.

all this because of a 'mere commissioner'...

DONSMITH123:
The name Idris Wada alone got me angry.

The only Governor who has not paid his workers, yet coming back for re-election. Can't he use that money for election to pay his workers?

If am a kogites, i will not vote for Wada or Audu.

prove you are a KEGITE or i don't believe you.

i like her

she get small KEGS (10 litre) for front no be like some peeps always carrying 50litre KEGS that their body system can't carry.

Buhari,

This is most unfair. despite all my fasting and waiting to see names of saints like Peter, Andrew, James only to see a list filled with LAIs...this is unfair.

LAI would end up telling YOUTHS Lies about their future

Ministerial list full of LAIs

amaechi would be good as interior minister to oversee prisons ministry begin treat wailers Bleep ups. now olisa Metuh go dey call Lai his excellency...what a life!

dem for allow am jump even the bible talk am 'he would give his angels charge over thee lest you bear your feet against the stone'...he for don reach heaven dey talk say na NOLLYWOOD scene he bin dey try act...

henrylowe:
Sequel to the thread created by Prof Tosyne2much, i decided to bring up a counter thread

Not only guys behave naughty. As a matter of fact, ladies are also guilty


1. Just because many of them ave only sex to offer, they wait for pay back by taxing u

2. They tell their friends u are lazy in bed

3. They try to start controlling your life after get under ur boxers

4. They start acting like ur wife after getting under your boxers

5. At any slight provocation, they make reference to it. That is, only if you did not sleep wit me

6. When dey get under your boxer & you mess up, they go unclad at midnight&start raining curses on u

7. They take dangerous medicine. Some use alabukun and 7up after getting under your boxers

8. They push another person's pregnancy on your neck, just because they have gotten under your boxers

9. They start treathening you with marriage, saying that calamity will befall u if u fail to marry them

10. Feel free to add the last one

cc
Tosyne2much
Lalasticlala

OP is certainly taking from experience

what is this romance oGun state has with 'mere commissioners' from yemi osinbanjo to Kemi Adeosun to Femi...(fill in the gap)

why is that 'mere commissioners' always come from Ogun state

Yemi Osinbanjo--former commissioner
Kemi Adeosun---Former commissioner

Hopefully the next go be Femi....

i hereby nominate the inventor as Minister in charge of science and Fiction

EFCC should be careful with Diezani o

they should never put a man in charge of her because her beauty alone can grant her BAIL.

blueto:
http://www.punchng.com/news/dangote-listed-among-worlds-50-most-influential-persons/

you don't mean it?

Dangote is this rich and Nigeria is this poor?

I jus't can't believe this!

confirmed!

CNN sorry CHANNELS jst confirmed it.

april fool in october abi?

OP, you dey joke with sensitive issue like this. you dey always see buratai dey laugh, the guy na kogberegbe o. if them grab you pere, your parents go delete you from memory o. you had better go find job for agboju or go dey pack dirty for 3rd mainland bridge than make you kom dey joke wit your life.