₦airaland Forum

craziebone:
my dear, up your game and make yourselves attractive. In that way, you will see women flock your way. Sanusi made himself attractive that's why he is getting his 'reward'. My God, can you stand the Emirs intellectual ability? That's what we are talking about. So instead of whining like the world owes you something, why don't you do something for yourself?

ya i just did!

if you are available....i wouldn't mind

craziebone:
my dear, up your game and make yourselves attractive. In that way, you will see women flock your way. Sanusi made himself attractive that's why he is getting his 'reward'. My God, can you stand the Emirs intellectual ability? That's what we are talking about. So instead of whining like the world owes you something, why don't you do something for yourself?

ya i just did!

if you are available....i wouldn't mind

iriri aye only happens in the SUN


ha....nnkan be!

he lost his life for a mere $57?

sickening!...

a case of catching them young.

when will these old men leave our wives alone. i mean we have very many divorced women seeking husbands, unmarried ladies seeking love

but why our young lads? is it the DEVELOPING FIGURES that attracts them? those old ladies and women in their mid thirties gat them too.

this is a call to our leaders to assist to woo unmarried ladies in their mid thirties and forties and leave our FUTURE WIVES.

dos days

NAMES with no signatures?

i can prove they passed vote of no confidence

salaries would be stopped soonest

we last had NLC when oshiomole was in the saddle. now the oshiomole has usurped the power of the spokesperson of federal government and the minister of tourism (interim). he speaks on all subject.
now the NLC is a shadow of itself. it is now a case of dog that barks without teeth.

then if bank sack, NLC would picket the organization. now if you are sacked, NLC keeps mute.

foursome relay sex

Saraki,

You seem no to understand the charges.

You are not being prosecuted because you are the senate president, rather you are being prosecuted because you are SARAKING. recall these were committed 12 years ago when you never had dreamt of becoming the 3rd man in power.

all you need do to get out of this is to do SAARAA(give out those assets freely in yoruba parlance).

But Ambode never told us that one day Lagosians would resort to trekking as part of change...

CBN thanks for the information.

Make i Begin go stock my barn for foods and drinks just like Joseph did in the bible in the days of famine.

cutesmilez:
This is serious. Those trailers are something else!

NO!

Ambode is something else!!.

Ben Murray Bruce accompanied Bukola Saraki?

You don't mean it...small time he would be saying he is talking common sense!

money121:
The proud mama showed off she and her son's matching Buscemi sneakers. How cool!

https://instagram.com/p/77nRPAxO0M/?taken-by=tiwasavage

the padlock is not meant for the shoes but the d*ck to prevent the husband from...

Punch don't be deterred...

Aregbesola that can't pay salaries can't pay his lawyers.

na empty threat...

Ambode is working

Traffic is killing

Lastma is watching.

Lagos is choking.

eko o ni baje o

adonbilivit

saraking in the accused box?

oh God! how are the mighty falling

bigmill:
Dear Nairalanders,

I read a post last week wherein a Nairalander mentioned the positive impact of the internet on his daughter's health. I am here to give my own testimony, but this time, the positive impact of the Internet on my child's education. This is very notable to me because many people, especially those who believe in hardwork are always too quick to point out the dangers in the Social Media, particularly, Facebook. My son is attending one of the best secondary schools in Lagos and to be honest, the teachers are doing so much there that I couldn't think of a better school where my child could be more improved. At a time, the mother and I thought his grades were ridiculous because there were so many brilliant students in their class. We made several visits to the school where they made us know that they had already spotted him as being far below average and had since concentrated much effort on him.

To our dismay, none of the 'efforts' worked. We decided to try him on assignments for lower classes but he failed woefully. Two home tutors stopped coming abruptly when they noticed they were not getting any improvement to justify their pay. We got worried that even if we were able to push him through secondary school, he might never be able to cope with any higher education. I decided to speak to my Pastor's wife (not on spiritual grounds but because she is an educationist and also owns a school). Surprisingly, she referred me to a Facebook group of educational consultants. Right in the church, she opened her phone and invited me to the group. I had no internet access at that moment, so I promise to take necessary steps on reaching home.

Still with great unbelief, I decided to give it a try. I was accepted to the group and I was able to post my son's problem. Within three hours, I got great hints (which even my son's teachers had never thought about). I was a little skeptical because the most convincing contributor's recommendations required about six weeks of intensive exercise for us and the child. To cut the whole story, the solution to my son's problem came from a Facebook group and the most outstanding fact is that I didn't spend a dime. It is just as if something was cast out of my son. Now he even reads in the loo and answers questions like a genius... I have made personal contact with one of the consultants to give my testimony but I decided to share it here to corroborate the fact that the INTERNET CAN RESHAPE BLURRY DREAMS... Use it wisely

Cc: lalasticlala

that is why it is called FACE BOOK

that is why it is called FACE BOOK.

Atmmachine:
People always ask me when i will be returning to Nigeria, my answer to them is "Never".
You have your president who wasted time in declaring his assets and when he finally did, he declared a false asset.
Why not go arrest the president first before arresting innocent civil servants ??

I will forever remain a slave in America where there is law & orderliness than come back to my home country where every rich man is above the law.

What's the outcome of Amechi's trial ??What of Sariki ?? Not guilty.
This people will go to court just to deceive ignorant Nigerians and at the end of the day, they will go home free.
Nigeria is just cursed.

what is dis one saying?

stay back na. when earthquake and tsunami happen, don't just dare return because $1 would then have equalled N1.

where is the carpet

i saw red rug instead.

one day i dreamt they exchanged fistcuffs

pixs from my mums thirtyfied parry held at The Lounge...loading!

hologram tinz

omo this Aisha babe set o!...

mek i liv quick before someone go begin shout kwarapson...

the fear of CCT is the beginning of wisdom

dis write up just gives hope to worwor nairalanders

truly there is ABILITY in disABILITY.

Sunexy:
How person wan nack dis 1 nw??

from mouth

lonelydora:
Any man f**king this girl is a gay.






englishmart, where are you?

being gay no be problem, even if you insert your d**k, the v*gina go mek am bend possibly causing it to break at yield point.

you no understand, the tin go turn block with metallic cervix

the accidented car no get salvage value.

who go buy am?

Timaya if only you fit dash me. I go fix am with toyota car parts. wallahi gelz go bgin trip for me