₦airaland Forum

ernesty20:
When i say booooohari is a dullard, apc e-rats will come for me, but who cares? Booohari is a bloody dullard

which is preferable 'dullard' or 'clueless'

dullard has been able to sharpen the teeth of EFCC but make errors when you least expect ostensibly due to old age.

clueless though young was never in full control of the driving seat and allowed everyone free chop due to 'lack of clues'

FlirtyKaren:
This Channels TV news anchor was left totally embarrassed today after his phone rang during live TV today.

The news channel had taken the cameras off their anchor to show a video only to return focus on him so he can continue with the news and at that instant, his phone rang out with a loud ringtone that sounded like one of Wizkid's hip Yagaa songs. The way our guy rushed his phone to turn it off plus his facial expression when he realized he was live on air is out of this world. lmaooo. Guy looked like he had seen a ghost!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/see-what-happened-on-channels-tv-today.html

i won't be surprised if presidency blame it on GEJ

eazisky:
She's cute anyway, so soldiers now have leisure time to operate fones and take pics?

she joined the army so you may live

If she wan sue Dbanj in future for job related issues, na twitter account she go present as offer letter to court?

anonimi:
Is she pregnant already ni?



www.nairaland.com/attachments/3307468_am2_jpege8be7cb7fac0e0d8a3f534d379a32b71

na the manCHESTER the youg dude dey appraise...

in the third pix, fashola pikin b like...

mehn, dis babe boobs so fake...

ichommy:
The dudes looks good, Chose One.

www.emmanuelbabatunde.com/2016/01/who-kills-swag-black-guy-or-white-guy.html?m=1

the black guy looks burnt beyond recognition while the white looks raw

kingkendrick:
University right?? Smh

DELSU no be POLY na?

very obvious this dude is still battling with JAMB.

why is this government filled with jesters of late. it's time Buhari re-introduce dress allowance into ministers pay to allow the youth minister turned comrade turned emir to buy clothes befitting of his office.

it's time he needed to get serious and represent the youth. with all his dress stunts of late, the youths shouldn't be chastised for sagging since the minister of youth and sports can be said to dress abysmally.

Dammy Krane the kraner you 4kd up o. wizkid wey u go say mek e dobale flat, flog owing to your age differences kom dey exchange fistcuffs with you in this era.

naughtynaughty:
NB: b4 u read dis..no b me write am ooo. Nah copy I copy am from one site ooo..tor!

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http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/nigerian-lady-with-so-so-wide-vagina.html#sthash.avZmd74S.dpuf.

Abeg dis is hard 2belive. Hw is dis even possible? Haba! Nah 5 big d!cks dey sample u evriday? Did I jxt read pestle? Omg pestle? Insyd sum1's kini? Am dead! Hiah! Go meet a gud capenta 2help patch it up! Wts ur advice fr ha?

use super glue for 2 days, if problem persists, use efostique, if it persists thereafter, na afowofa...

Dasuki:

you see ya life. all those monies you were sharing, now the chicken don come roost. $1 is now N305.

democracy is finished in Nigeria. in other news, some hoodlums were apprehended in Fadeyi for a paltry sum of 200k not in the category of what Ibori was alleged to have stolen yet they were given maximum shishi. No ambode to receive them, not even the pardon of the president could spare them yet we are here celebrating Ibori who should rot in jail for the crimes he committed against deltans.

the likes of Dasuki that suddenly turned ATM dispensing machine in the previous administration is always shown protected and hailed but the common man that stole N500 is being thoroughly tried in the 'jungle justice' court. These ones (Dasukis) would be freed afterwards and integrated into the society to recontest.

Oga o

Life is truly not fair.

praise the lord. the moment I saw those gigantic boobs, I had erection.

edygistvilla:
This really got me!

OP

Saraki has set up a 5 man committee to unravel the mystery behing the drowned and missing fishes. the fact finding committe is to report back to the house on the number remaining.

This #Dasukigate movie trailer is getting boring by the day. FG should come up with another movie with new sets of actors.

everything jus flat with no hidden details

prettymina:
I wish I have som1 that can do this for me

i will humbly oblige you.

i am an INTERIOR decor, i decorate the inner hair more than the EXTERIOR. A trial would convince you.

send his pixs or adonbilivit

olisa Metuh why did you choose to swallow the #missingbudget

Olisa Metuh would have swallowed the budget but for the timely intervention of operatives of EFCC.

Everfrank:
A lot of revelations have come to light on how the $2.1 billion meant for arms purchase was allegedly diverted into the presidential campaign of former president and the candidate of the party in the 2015 general elections, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan. Former Minister of State for Finance, Bashir Yuguda, Col. Mohammed Sambo Dasuki (retd), a former National Security Adviser (NSA); Shuaibu Salisu, a former Director of Finance and Administration NSA’s office, Attahiru Dalhatu Bafawara, a former governor of Sokoto State; Sagir Attahiru, his son and Dalhatu Investment Limited are a few men in the Jonathan administration that are currently being tried for the offence. Months into the commencement of the investigation, the man who was at the helms while the looting was taking place, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan has refused to say a word. In light of this, INFORMATION NIGERIA has gathered up the reasons why Jonathan must speak up now…


– The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) under which Jonathan emerged as president has become an object of public ridicule and harsh criticisms and everyone in the party, whether innocent or guilty are being tagged as corrupt. In light of this shame, Jonathan must speak up to redeem his party, whose goodwill he enjoyed for years.

– If the PDP organised a dinner where billions of naira was raised money for Jonathan’s campaign, what then is the explanation for the armsgate? Jontahan must say.

– Jonathan can not act aloof in all these as these alleged crimes were perpetuated under his watch. He should clarify whether he instructed his former NSA to divert the money meant to fight Boko Haram into his campaign.

– Jonathan in the last administration held the highest authority, therefore must answer questions on what he knows or doesn’t know about the chilling revelations being made on the $2.1 billion arms deal.

– Jonathan had said that his government never awarded any contract in the range of US$2bn, so where did this money come from? Jonathan must tell Nigerians.

– It is disturbing to start to think it possible that one man (Dasuki), all by himself could have disbursed such mind-boggling amount without the approval of the President and Commander in Chief. If he (Dasuki) actually did it all on his own, then Jonathan must tell us where he traveled to or if Dasuki was the President in his stead.

Jonathan can no longer keep mum on this issue, it will do neither Jonathan nor Nigeria any good. We all want to get to the root of this matter, therefore let our former President speak up now or what do you think
http://www.informationng.com/2016/01/dasukigate-6-reasons-why-jonathan-must-be-made-to-break-his-silence.html

chai!

why didn't Biafra take advantage of Jonathan's government to have gotten their own republic. If only they knew the best time was in the morning after the early morning ogogoro. he would have signed it without anyone knowing...

this is how talents are discovered. kenya should look out for the positives. if only Kenya can tap into this, olympic gold go too sure for them in boxing

with the rate these arrests dey go so, space no go dey prison to accomodate prisoners again.

IPOB123london:
biko thieves like tinubu and oba can lead you and your people but not us

the Truth from heaven lead us

now u can clearly see we are two different people

hope u are cleared now

No go work for your money before you begin wait for your self sent messenger with your manna from heaven...

Ganoderma:
Declare Lagos State Governor an Enemy for carrying out an action in Yorubaland.

Abomination. Who is Ohanaeze Ndigbo? What right do you have to question an action taken by a Government in its lawful discharge of its duties.

That market has always been an eyesore and a hangout for miscreants. People have been raped, killed, kidnapped, and robbed even maimed in that very market this people are talking about. Should such atrocities continue simply because Ndigbo conducts business there? Is that a proper place for a market? You should see the unhealthy and unsanitary conditions in that market.
Should we because Ndigbo conducts business there accept nonsense and call it sense.

Abeg go back to your land and go and exercise power on the confused pro Biafra group. Go back and call them to order before coming to another man's land to flex muscles that you wouldn't dare use in your own land.

NONSENSE AND NONSENSE

chineke!...GONORRHEA don talk am

Ambode, don't be scared, you have the backing of the Oba of Lagos.

Igbos have been in the news for wrong reasons these days.
who dey lead the igbos sef, them too get too many leaders from IPOB to IPOD to BIAFRA to MASSOB to OHANEZE
This confusion fit divide the Peoples republic of Biafra.

Yaya Toure: If you want the award, come and collect it.

dude should please get a BRA to accomodate those sagging breasts
every part of dude's body just dey inconclusive

if he is 43 how old is his Father (Oga Bello)?

when LAWMA never thought of its approval of OLAMIDE's slang would make Lagosians misbehave
#leavethrashforlawma