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Trust Lagosians not to carry last. people took to the street to disobey clearly laid down rules to #leavethrashforlawma

ILYAB---Iya laya anybody
PNB---Post no Bill
KSYWR--kosiya were
TSKPLR---Teri si ko palori
WYSIWYG---What you see is what you get

he stole 385k and requested for time to pay yet the court slam am 200k bail, the money he would ordinarily pay to thr home owner while he gets to find the rest.

Toks2008:
I taught this idea of mothers wanting their daughters to date potential successful men is endemic to Nigeria but this conversation between face-book founder Zuckerberg's and Facebook user Darlene Loretto is an eye opener and i really commend mark for this epic response.

Facebook user Darlene Loretto commented on one of Zuckerberg's post saying that she had told her granddaughters to date the Nerd in school because he might turn out to be an inventor and below is Facebook CEO's response. Good one!

https://juicylinksmag./2016/01/04/see-what-facebook-ceo-told-a-woman-who-advised-her-granddaughters-to-date-nerds-in-school/

a good warning to parents praying that their children marry governors and presidents in future

dbanj na my agemate but I no my daughter go soon call am "Broz" or even call am by name sef if e no quik do the do...

evolg:
A lot of people might have told you that you miss a lot for not having sex, the answer is a capital "YES". You miss a lot and would continue missing them.
1. You miss contracting HIV
2. You miss unwanted pregnancy
3. You miss being an unwanted teen mother or father
4. You miss having sexually trasmitted yokes and bondages
5. You miss having an unwanted child
6. You miss being a school dropout
7. You miss having a broken home
8. You miss making God and your parents sad and disappointed
9. You miss barreness due to abortions
10. You miss having destroyed your career prospects
11. You miss risking cervical cancer
12. You miss getting worried bcoz you may get pregnant after sex
13. You miss being "used" and dumped
14. You miss being depressed all the time
15. You miss throwing your virginity in the mud
16. You miss getting serious broken heart
17. You miss fornication
18. You miss punishment of the grave
19. You miss weakening your veins at an early stage
20. You miss selling your dignity in just 5mins for a useless pleasure and finally,
21. You miss being thrown into hellfire.
Have you seen that you really miss a lot by not having sex?
My real G's out there and God's finest babes, i tell people you can have swag and still be a good christian.
Your life is worth more than 5minutes enjoyment that can destroy ur life in the present and future.
Preserve ur body not just for ur future husband or wife but for Christ sake.
It's Rewardable!!!

you miss the action of konji

smcotty:
Been long I came to mainland, Buh I was surprised to see the very place I do buy clothes and other wears is being demolished, does anybody knw the reason for this? Plus I saw pple being arrested for not using the pedestrian bridge!

you should be arrested for wandering in oshodi

tell her 'for it is written, man shalt not live by sex alone'...

money fit mek d rich guy begin wear bikini in d name of fashion afterall, owo lo n soro

KanwuliaJara:
Happy and married!
Not happily-married!

Big DIFFERENCE!

this you will only know when you send your child to montessori instead of public school.

OP, if you are not sure, why not park the car and get KEKE MARWA instead.

centvin008:
The Lagos State Government said on Monday in Lagos that it had begun to seal off houses without standard toilets.
Oluwatoyin Awosika, the Director of Public Enlightenment in the state’s Ministry of Information and Strategy, told NAN that the closure of the houses was to check “unwholesome practices” such as open defecation.
According to him, the government is also embarking on public enlightenment to educate residents on the dangers of open defecation.
“We would continue to educate people on the need to stop open defaecation.
“Again, you don’t blame some of these people for doing these things, so many houses don’t have toilets.
“So many houses don’t have bathrooms, so naturally, you find these people doing it outside.
“Government cannot take all landlords and start inspecting all the houses, but the Ministry of Health, ‘Wole, Wole’ Inspection Officers, the houses they go and they find that there are no toilets, they seal them up.
“That is an ongoing thing; their own is just to go round the environment, enter any residential or official premises, inspect; once they see any defect, they give them an ultimatum to put such things into practice.
“And once they are not done, they are sanctioned according to the law.
“The environmental law is clear, every house must have a standard kitchen, standard toilet, standard bathroom, they must have proper drainages around the house and water system.
“The education is endless, we do our own, the health officers do theirs; the Lagos State Environmental and Special Offences Office do education.
“And then when they have done enough education in certain areas, they do the enforcement and the enforcement is, those who run foul are brought before its tribunal.”
He stated that the state government is working closely with several non-government organisations with a view to changing the attitude of residents towards open defaecation.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/01/04/lagos-govt-seals-off-houses-lacking-standard-toilets/
Lalasticlala, may

Ambode, are you sure this is well thought out?
Lagosians would soon be leaving sh*t for lawma #leavethrashforlawma...

can't find don jazzy and olamide in the pix

nairalanders sha...dey can fear!

see common Iran that is not upto Lagos na im dey scare una ass when the leader says he belongs to everybody and he belongs to nobody. una don forget say na soldier. old soldier no dey die...no shaking guyz

iranu ni iran

omo irankiran ni won.

is this the same reno omokirikiri of the past regime? so he is this versed in the bible that he couldn't check the mess in the past regime?

this sh*t happens when you are too young to take up marital duties. growing up, I never heard of babymama and babypapa. nowadays our youths that ought to be rolemodels are themselves deserved to be role modelled.all this 'indomie pikin' don spoil the world in the name of fashion and razzmatazz.growing up then, to f*ck go hard you because of the futuristic consequences. money is not all that is to parental roles.one needs to grow up to learn from people.

imagine cannabis in d bloodstream of the hapless baby,una don succeed to turn imade to majek fashek when the latter don look like one in his nineties.

where is ambode in all of this imbroglio. i heard MAINLAND belongs to Olamide Badoo and Island belongs to Don Jazzy? which then belongs to AMBODE?

MikeMoses:
It's no more news that the current administration of apc used Boko Haram to score some cheap political point during the last presidential campaign. Yes! President Buhari promised us that he will lead from the front, when he could not do that, Buhari and his apc party men promise us that by December bh will be defeated therefore prompting Alhaji Lai Mohammed to say that "Bh have been technically defeated" but to be candid Bh were still killing people Physically.
Anyway CNN international just tweeted this; "Bokoharam and the defeat that was never"

source; http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/01/opinions/nigeria-boko-haram-fight/index.html?sr=twCNN010116/opinions/nigeria-boko-haram-fight/index.html%200426PMStoryLink&linkId=20028936

CNN failed to capture the phrase 'technically' used by the party well. it is captured beneath bokoharam in the advert. if only CNN can use magnifying specs to increase the font, it would be most obvious to see and APC won't be castigated.

DickDastardly:
An online petition calling on President Muhammadu Buhari to resign for disobeying court orders to release some high-profile detainees has gathered over 600 signatories in just over 48 hours of being created.
The petition, created by lawyer, Carol Ajie, followed comment by Mr. Buhari that a former National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki, who is being prosecuted in relation to an alleged misappropriation of $2.1 billion; and the leader of separatist group, Indigenous People of Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu, despite court orders that they should be freed during last Wednesday Presidential media chat.
So far, the petition has collected 680 signatures out of its 1,000 person target.
“On May 29th 2015, a former Military Dictator, Muhammadu Buhari, sequel to a contested election in March 2015 against a sitting President in Nigeria, the first time in Africa, an incumbent handed power peaceably, smoothly, heroically to a political rival,” the petition posted on Change.org read.
“Whereupon Mr Buhari then took the Oath of Allegiance to protect the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 and the President’s Oath of office to discharge his duties faithfully, in accordance with the Constitution and the Laws of Nigeria.
“Within President Buhari’s first year in office, too soon after he took the revered Oaths, he and state agents acting under his supervision, now demonstrate total lack of respect for Court Orders and at his maiden media chat on Wednesday 30th Dec., instant, Mr President made puerile attempts to justify these breaches, he said inter alia that some persons his regime locked up in cells dehumanized against court orders, Nnamdi Kanu had travelled without his passports.
The petitioner argued that the government should have deported Mr. Kanu or release him after detaining him for a period of not more than seven days instead of holding him indefinitely as stipulated by the Immigration Act or the Administration of Criminal Justice Act.


“But under the Immigration Act, the President or the Minister may deport anyone who travels without a valid travel document or detain for a period not exceeding 7 days. In holding Mr. Kanu beyond the required period they have infracted on the Immigration Act, the Administration of Criminal Justice Act, the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 and subsisting court orders.”
She further stated that Mr. Kanu’s agitation for the emergence of a breakaway country called the Republic of Biafra is in line with the right of self-determination as stipulated by the United Nations Covenant on Civil and Political Rights, which Nigeria is a signatory to.
“With regard to issues of “self determination”, the crux of Nnamdi Kanu’s campaign of the Independent People of Biafra, IPOB, having communicated IPOB’s intent to all and the United Nations as required by UN Covenant on Civil and Political Rights ratified by Nigeria, that people of any community or group may wish to exercise the right of self-determination with a view to pursuing their economic, social and cultural development; aware that their dignity as human persons had deteriorated and been consciously degraded under the present dispensation, sadly appearing power inebriate.”
She, therefore, called on Mr. Buhari to resign as President if he is not prepared to obey court orders or risk being impeached from office.
The Presidency declined to respond to the petition.
An official said it would be inappropriate for the presidency to dignify such a petition with a response.
He however said, “The truth is there are fresh charges against the detainees,” the official said.
“They were simply rearrested after they were released folowing the filing of fresh charges against them. So we don’t know what people are talking about when they talk about the government disobeying court order.”

Source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/196078-online-petition-asking-buhari-to-resign-gathers-momentum.html

i will take this notice serious if they can garner at least the number of votes Jonathan had in the last election. that is the passmark. 600 is negligible at the moment.

hulkhiharitoz:
5.0 inch screen
good camera quality dont mind if it is 5mp
2000mah battery upwards
android 5.0 lollipop
1gb ram , 8gb rom.


thanks

I pray you don't end up buying fufu phone.

olamide is truly a graduate of ladilak pry school bariga.
it's time the school inculcates montessori and mannerism into its curriculum so its products won't be learning asakasa.

truly street ti take over

this results when your child doesn't attend montessori school but rather attends a local govt public school where asakasa is the order of the day...

Karlovich:
Buhari has failed and should resign honorably. He swore to end the insurgency in 2015

if he resigns, who should take over? 'mere commissioner?

wink2015:
[size=18pt]Instead of thinking of how to build our shattered economy they are thinking of sharing positions in government.

They are all greedy lions.

Thank God the Niger delta oil and gas is fast becoming irrelevant due to falling oil prices in the international market.

They will go and eat stones to rule over us. Nonsense![/size]

bro, ur font size show say you dey vex

please take it easy before we run out of fonts

possible nominees:

oLAYiwola Badmus

oLAItan kofoworola

LAIde kowope

LInus Igbokwe


Lie is the game...

cyberguy72:
Dear zombie pls stop giving excuses for ur useless president nobody forced him n his LIAR minister to make dat december deadline

what would you have expected to be done differently? would he as a military ruler have watched the bombings unabated? i realy don't blame your understanding, i will simply blame the government for enlisting your school amongst registered schools in Nigeria. either your teachers need to be appraised or you failed to pass Comprehension as a subject in school

jusRadical:
What did you lai Muhammed say about defeat of boko haram?

what did your jonathan do when chibok girls were kidnapped? didn't he deny the event? what about the infamous 'crocodile tears' of madam pee?

so the war was won in 6 weeks prior to election and you believe all those...

both governments don fail but the present gat more balls in the prosecution of the war.

where are the wailing wailers

they are hiding somewhere pointing fingers at Buhari wanting to make Naija a one party state. who the wailers go blame now, tribunal or INEC?

does this girl's look make COMMONSENSE to the senator?

LesbianBoy:
I must watch this headies o! E be like say this breeze go naked this nancy babe tonight. The breeze has been blowing her dress up to the beginning of her thigh and i can't see any 'tight'. That means there are 2 things involved, its either she is wearing tiny G-strings or she no wear pant at all!

guy, me sef dey observe am. mek whirlwind just blowam mek I tek shot with my camera.

antifat:
Lil Kesh next rated

efejoku ni o

looseweight:
Elephant
Snake
RabbitRabbit
FishFish
Turtoise
Kangaroo
Monkey
Grasshopper
Chameleon
Snail

That's all my eyes could see

you no see the face of a man? abi man no b animal?