₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,096 members, 8,429,314 topics. Date: Thursday, 18 June 2026 at 05:30 PM

Toggle theme

MagicBishop's Posts

Nairaland ForumMagicBishop's ProfileMagicBishop's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 (of 71 pages)

PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by MagicBishop: 3:32pm On Jul 05, 2016
Myde4naija:
you definitely need to stop turning your mouth to anus cos you split shit
Keep fasting until Buhari locates the moon for you moon pagan worshippers
PoliticsRe: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 3:31pm On Jul 05, 2016
"we can't pay salaries because of missing moon and need urgent bailout" - Aregberascal
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by MagicBishop: 3:29pm On Jul 05, 2016
Myde4naija:
you need anti hate peels.
And you need to back dah fck off my mentions
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by MagicBishop: 3:28pm On Jul 05, 2016
scopusng:
Useless govt, useless president and useless religion. Moon worshipers.
I will drink to that...
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by MagicBishop: 3:27pm On Jul 05, 2016
iamsiridfunsho:
Bro grow up and stop spewing trash from that septic tank you call mouth.
Shatap.
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by MagicBishop: 3:26pm On Jul 05, 2016
imagrg:
Please, be matured and literate enough to be more civil in your language when making passing remarks about our honourable President. Hate comments are not permitted here. The President is making frantic effort to turn around the economy and to keep corruption at bay. Please, be patient with him.
He should also bring back the moon as well

Yeye
PoliticsRe: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 3:22pm On Jul 05, 2016
"don't ask me about the missing moon. I am not a rocket scientist" - Fashola
PoliticsRe: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 3:21pm On Jul 05, 2016
"The moon will be restored tomorow in the night sky by this administration. As I speak now, the President is setting up a high level task force of local scientists and astronauts to bring back the moon" - Lai Mohammed.
PoliticsRe: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 3:17pm On Jul 05, 2016
Under my watch I ensured that the moon never went missing - Obasanjo I too sabi
PoliticsRe: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 3:15pm On Jul 05, 2016
Dfinex:
lolsss....that's Nigerians for u. Always finding a way to make issues look and sound funny.

please can the missing moon remain in it's hideout till further notice.huh...somebody please tell it not to show yet ooo .....so that this holiday go make complete sense.
"No Moon, No work" - NLC declares indefinite stay at home strike protesting missing moon.
PoliticsRe: See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by MagicBishop: 3:13pm On Jul 05, 2016
This is why women must be married off before they get to 30
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by MagicBishop: 3:08pm On Jul 05, 2016
experimentist:
[size=15pt]Brain scarce for your skull. Na maggots full am[/size]
And your empty skull only houses a Koran
PoliticsRe: Crack Your Brain; For The Geniuses Only by MagicBishop: 3:07pm On Jul 05, 2016
EMMAUGOH:
I assume a problem to solve a problem. And arrive at the solution. What the heck are u saying
You assumed a problem to compound a simple problem and ended up adding to the problem.
PoliticsRe: Funny Quotes On The Sighting Of Moon To End Ramadan by MagicBishop: 2:56pm On Jul 05, 2016
"Niger Delta Militants and IPOB planning to blow up the moon" - DSS

"Hold IPOB and Niger Delta Avengers for missing moon" - MURIC

"We will find and protect the moon from terrorist attacks" - Buruntai

"The Biafrans should leave us to our moon and keep their Yeye sun" - Nairaland YAM Squad ( Kwararats chapter)

"Hold Fayose, Ngozi and Jonathan responsible for missing moon" - SERAP, Falana.

"Any attack on the moon is an attack on the north" - Buhari
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by MagicBishop: 2:51pm On Jul 05, 2016
They can never be in total agreement other than in killing non Muslims.

Lunar tables are as accurate as ever and can be gotten from the free access public domain from sites like NASA.

Useles follow follow almajiris who do not even know their religion
PoliticsMURIC: "Hold Niger Delta Avengers And IPOB For Missing Moon" by MagicBishop(op): 2:43pm On Jul 05, 2016
"Niger Delta Militants and IPOB planning to blow up the moon" - DSS

"Hold IPOB and Niger Delta Avengers for missing moon" - MURIC

"We will find and protect the moon from terrorist attacks" - Buruntai

"The Biafrans should leave us to our moon and keep their Yeye sun" - Nairaland YAM Squad ( Kwararats chapter)

"Hold Fayose, Ngozi and Jonathan responsible for missing moon" - SERAP, Falana.

"Any attack on the moon is an attack on the north" - Buhari

"Bring Back our moon" - Oby
PoliticsRe: Politicizing The Moon : See What Agencies Are Saying by MagicBishop: 2:37pm On Jul 05, 2016
[size=18pt]"Niger Delta Militants and IPOB planning to blow up the moon" - DSS

"Hold IPOB and Niger Delta Avengers for missing moon" - MURIC

"We will find and protect the moon from terrorist attacks" - Buruntai

"The Biafrans should leave us to our moon and keep their Yeye sun" - Nairaland YAM Squad ( Kwararats chapter)

"Hold Fayose, Ngozi and Jonathan responsible for missing moon" - SERAP, Falana.

"Any attack on the moon is an attack on the north" - Buhari


[/size]
PoliticsRe: Politicizing The Moon : See What Agencies Are Saying by MagicBishop: 2:33pm On Jul 05, 2016
Moon and stone worshippers claiming they serve the living God of Abraham
PoliticsRe: Crack Your Brain; For The Geniuses Only by MagicBishop: 2:24pm On Jul 05, 2016
EMMAUGOH:
Assuming Initially he had 3000 before the Customer arrive and he had change the customer want. He will have 3200 after transaction, where 1000 is a bad money and 200 is money for the goods. So when u tear the bad money u get 2200 and when u use the 200 to replace the goods u have 2000 naira left. So U only Lost 1 thousand.

Or put like these he didn't come with any money and u did not look for any change, All u did is give him goods and money worth 1k
This is how you add problem to yourself.

Why assume what he had before?

We want to know what he lost from the transaction and not his net balance afterwards.

Simple question you dey dance up and down
PoliticsRe: Crack Your Brain; For The Geniuses Only by MagicBishop: 2:21pm On Jul 05, 2016
Too many illiterates here...

The shop keeper lost a total of 1,000 naira to the lady plus the additional 1,000 naira he settled John back minus the 200 naira left after he balanced the lady 800 naira change

Thus we have

1,000 + 1,000 - 200

= 1,800 naira total loss.
PoliticsRe: Fg To Tax Voice Calls, Sms, Mms, Data And Pay Tv At 9% by MagicBishop: 10:59am On Mar 27, 2016
ACN faction of the APC with their Agbereo tax policies


At the end nah CPC alone go chop d money

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 (of 71 pages)