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PoliticsRe: Breaking News- Kogi Election Tribunal Relocated From Lokoja To Abuja!!! by MagicBishop: 9:07pm On Jan 29, 2016
ozoigbondu:
Whatever happens I trust the Supreme Court to return faleke's mandate
Story.

The mandate died with Audu.

If it gets to the Supreme Court they will declare fresh elections.

And from there anarchy will flow in kogi.
PoliticsRe: Apc Wanted Sovereign Wealth Funds Scrapped by MagicBishop: 8:53pm On Jan 29, 2016
God is punishing this country for allowing the wicked and evil men of the apc to Lord over them.
PoliticsAmaechi's New Tribesmen's Applause On His Latest Betrayal by MagicBishop(op): 8:48pm On Jan 29, 2016
The north came out to applaud Amaechi's decision to scrap the maritime university in Delta State ascribing this latest act of betrayal by Amaechi to the ND as a sign of his new found elevated position as one of them.

Now I will never bother with that mad man Amaechi but what I want to state here about the north's ecstatic reaction to Amaechi's latest foolishness just goes to reaffirm what I have been saying about the north and sw towards the people of the Niger Delta.

Unless you are as foolish as Amaechi or you fall under the category of those who will sell their brothers for a cask of schnapps and a mirror like TonyeBarcanista then you should see very clearly how these two regions view us with disdain and hatred.

The Akwa Ibom thread here opened my eyes on the level of jealousy and hatred these wicked people have for us in the ND.

This is also how they left their rotten state affairs to poke their noses into the election affairs of Bayelsa and Rivers and we thank God that HE was able to chase these wicked people from getting their wishes in those states.

Just today this is what one of my fellow Nigerian had to say about us in the Niger Delta
MyGeneration:
We wud but d moment d oil Price rises be sure to expect us.
Also we are not dragging anything from you we are only taking wats ours and that is our OIL.
Last time i checked there's no place it was recorded that ur forefathers buried oil anywhere in Nigeria.
This is how they see us.

We are the fools who must pay for their parasitic existence.

Well how can we blame them when we have the biggest fool ever to have governed a state.
PoliticsRe: Tolu Ogunlesi Wrote The Economist Article Calling GEJ An Ineffectual Buffoon by MagicBishop: 8:30pm On Jan 29, 2016
OPCNAIRALAND:
The question of Jonathan's effectiveness as a President was a constant nag throughout his rule. The truth is the guy is a BUFFON! This is not a secret.

Whether it was written by Tolu, Chike or Musa is beside the issue. Jonathan repeatedly and consciously exposed this country to needless risks...only a BUFFON does that!
And I see how your cow rearing gworo chewing oil stabilising naira to dollar equalising boko sympathetic Saudi cuck suckin geriatric sectional bigoted dogo illiterate tyrant is better

Useful idi0ts
PoliticsRe: Tolu Ogunlesi Wrote The Economist Article Calling GEJ An Ineffectual Buffoon by MagicBishop: 8:28pm On Jan 29, 2016
Yoruba people
PoliticsRe: Salary Fg by MagicBishop: 8:27pm On Jan 29, 2016
No salary till the 11th of February

Buhari's calender is 40days per month and 11mths per year.

And to think the Useful idi0ts of the apc zombie mob have been opening threads since last week claiming the FG had since paid salaries
PoliticsRe: Video Of Patrick Akpobolokemi Former NIMASA Wasting Ill Gotten Wealth by MagicBishop: 8:19pm On Jan 29, 2016
The Useful idi0ts are still hooked on propaganda
PoliticsRe: Buhari Takes Over Central Bank Naira Management - Bloomberg. by MagicBishop: 7:01pm On Jan 29, 2016
gists:
grin grin Not the kind of comment you expect abi? Na so e pain you reach? grin grin
No time to join issues with a jobless ipob.
Give it another decade.

By then tour brain processing would have grasped the situation
PoliticsRe: Buhari Takes Over Central Bank Naira Management - Bloomberg. by MagicBishop: 6:59pm On Jan 29, 2016
kaypling:
All these broke boys on Nairaland too are supporting devaluation because it's opposite of what Buhari wants. I feel sorry for some of you. You guys are ready for bread, water, transportation to double shey?? This is without any significant wage increase in sight. Let's now forget the essentials, that phone, that car, that TV you've been praying and saving for will now be totally out of reach. When that happens, let someone now tell you "we're doing this for foreign investors" tell me you won't slap that person. NIGERIANS it's time to get creative. Go learn to produce something, glass, clay, pencils, shoes whatever. There's opportunity in all of this. If anyone thinks there's a sexy way out of this mess without some creativity, sacrifice and hard work, then you're deceiving yourself. We've left the Era of free money. My sister's driver told me about how his brother that used to sell phone accessories in traffic in Lagos, stayed back in their town to learn how to do glass. People like that I hail.
As things stand nobody is having to forex directly from the CBN.

The black marketers still have back door access to forex from CBN.

The more we continue like this, the more southern businesses collapse and northerners get richer at our expense.

All this is a calculated attempt by Buhari and his cabal to stall economic advantage of the north and corner it for the north.

They have the power, civil service and military. Now they want the economy.

If you think this is far fetched then recall the zeal at which Sanusi used in destroying southern banks like oceanic and intercontinental bank. Now unity bank ( a northern bank) is relocating it's corporate HQ in preparedness to take over the NSE.

Dey there
PoliticsRe: Buhari Takes Over Central Bank Naira Management - Bloomberg. by MagicBishop: 6:50pm On Jan 29, 2016
TheDevilIsALai:
NSE composite value wiped off $10bn in 6 mths and still falling.

The NSE has witnessed nearly 50% loss since may 29, 2015.

[img]http://www.tradingeconomics.com/charts/og.png?url=/nigeria/stock-market[/img]

Have you asked who is dumping shares and in return who is mopping them up?

Most of the shares being dumped come from foriegn investors who see the economy as a train heading for dissaster and most of those buying them are northerners. As the foriegn investors dump their shares it creates a ripple effect leading to most southerners dumping theirs which makes the shares cheaper for adamus to buy into.

As for the naira, the strict rules in place are just hogwash since the black marketers who are mainly northerners still have back door access to dollars from the CBN.

This move is meant to cripple southern business and in turn make the northerners control the forex market.


When I say sense is not part of the south una go begin curse una father

Let us give a round of applause to all the omowalabis who voted chain and bondage.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Visit To Brookside Diary Farm , See Cows - Photos by MagicBishop: 6:46pm On Jan 29, 2016
rusher14:
Buhari loves cattle though.
He has a cow fetish
PoliticsRe: Buhari Takes Over Central Bank Naira Management - Bloomberg. by MagicBishop: 6:44pm On Jan 29, 2016
NavierStokes:
grin grin grin grin grin grin WE DEY WATCH AM:

Meanwhile Paraphrased below are the following
Buhari's economic policy, the height of foolishness Financial Times
Buhari has made it clear, who is in charge of Nigeria's Monetary Policies Bloomberg
The man is a stubborn goat.

I never knew one man's foolishness can be so dangerous that it will affect the well being of over 170 million people.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Takes Over Central Bank Naira Management - Bloomberg. by MagicBishop: 6:39pm On Jan 29, 2016
drss:
devaluation is d only solution to free up pressure on d naira, but because buari dullard promised to make N1 = $1, he wont do it. Buari has boxed himself into a corner. cheesy dis man no know economics at all.
The politics of the Naira is greater than its economic viability in the eyes of the dullard and his useful idi0t supporters
PoliticsRe: Throwback Picture Of IBB, Abdusalami Abubakar And Others by MagicBishop: 6:32pm On Jan 29, 2016
The Sarduna will later visit this same school in company of freshly commissioned and smartly dressed young Gowon.

After that career nurturing excursion by the Sarduna, they all joined the army.
PoliticsRe: Brain Task: Find The Mother In This Photo Of A Mother And Her Twin Daughters by MagicBishop: 6:30pm On Jan 29, 2016
Mom is to the left.

She's the one driving

In Kenya they drive on the right
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Visit To Brookside Diary Farm , See Cows - Photos by MagicBishop: 6:27pm On Jan 29, 2016
The Kenyans dug up a dossier on Buhari and found from their records that his favorite and only expertise subject is cow rearing.

If it was Putin the Kenyans would have taken him on a hunting safari to shoot a rhino or something

If it were Obasanjo they would have arranged old married women for him

If it were Tinubu ; a stash of d0pe

If it was Atiku; some boys

If it was oshiomole; the entire hooker line up in Nairobi Sheraton

If it were Yerima; some toddlers

If it were Aregberascal ; some Kenyan bankers to negotiate another loan for Osun

If it were Sanusi ; a box of pile cream

If it were El Rufai ; platform shoes and a pack of soap to wash his lying mouth

If it were liar mohammed; a Bible to repent with

And finally if it was madam Amaechi ; a gun to kill himself
PoliticsRe: Buhari Takes Over Central Bank Naira Management - Bloomberg. by MagicBishop:
olajubu100:
Good idea. Up Buhari.
jmichlins:
these Biafran online warlords, go and die. Even the Economist all the way from London can see what your yet to see. #InneffectualBuffon chaiiii
coldsummer:
In the bid to clean up the mess by Jonathan and his cronies.
#IneffectualBuffoon
Progressive01:
Jonathan is an Ineffectual Buffoon - The Economist.(2016)
[size=18pt]The Useful Idi0ts[/size]

The last election witnessed the highest voter turnout among young people especially university students.

This was a feat made possible due to the exploitation of social media by the APC targeting the youth which was made possible by the widespread proliferation of smart phones and Internet enabled phone technology among this demograph.

The youths desire to participate in the elections was also largely due to the reformation and strengthening of the electoral body by the last administration which gave the youth a sense of confidence for the first time in their votes.

The youths not only voted but took to campaigning for their candidate and also involved in one form of volunteerism on behalf of their APC.

The delusion of participating in an epoch changing event where their roles were vital and recognised by the politicians gave them a false sense of worth.

This is not unique to Nigeria and it's APC followers but is a reoccurring phenomenon across the west, where newly culturally enriched college kids dump their traditional childhood upbringing and beliefs to embrace vague political ideologies and respective political parties.

For the first time these young college kids, like every newly inducted d novice believed they can and ought to do more to spread the word on their new political ideology which replaces any religious view of their upbringing.

The college student even though bugged down by class work, several low paying jobs and extra curricula college activities will some how find time to sign up as a volunteer for one political candidate or cause.

Before graduating his or her zeal will wear out after finding the system is all rigged not to better society but to further the career ambitions of greedy selfish politicians.

By the time the student finally graduates and gets a job with his degree, he will find out there is more to life than useless politics and from there their zeal dies only to be rekindled in future when they begin to experience mid life crisis.

As for our hatchling APC zombies, they didn't have to wait till they leave school as Buhari and the APC made no time or effort setting out to achieve what they promised and have even come out to deny they ever campaigned on such. This is 101 Politriks that they will never forget in a hurry!

Most of them are now delusional about what change actually means but there still remain a few stubborn fanatics who refuse to let go and are still displaying symptoms of change fever. This minority category are those to whom the elections made a lasting impact on them. I want to believe they got a rush to the head from the elections climaxing during the counting of votes and announcement of their candidate as the winner. To them the elections filled a void for good entertainment just like the world cup and just like Yuri Bezmenov aptly described these "Useful idi0ts" who are easily prone to propaganda as suffering from inferiority complex, these die hard zombies without benefit keep up to date with latest propaganda to fill their empty lives. You will find them here on NL daily posting on "our money" and Dasukigate.

https://www.nairaland.com/2898349/dealing-useful-idi0t-how-reformart
PoliticsRe: Oil rises, Russia Says Saudi Has Proposed Output Cuts, Saudi Denies by MagicBishop: 6:23pm On Jan 29, 2016
Adminisher:
Saudi Arabia has invested wisely in petrochemicals. That is their real joker. They are leading the world now in the production of ten key petrochemical products. The petrochemicals business thrives on low oil prices. When you look at things you will hate Nigeria and a President like Goodluck who could not build refineries not to talk of petrochemicals. Every unemployed young person or out of job worker should know now who to blame. Nigeria was making 2 million x $124 × 365 X 0.8 dollars per year in 2012/2013, where is all the money
Your people were against the PIB.

Without the passage of the PIB ( which was an executive bill) nobody will invest in the downstream sector.

This is how you blame Jonathan for not attracting refineries even though nobody will invest in a sector that is heavily subsidised.

Abi no be una refuse to allow dem remove subsidy.

You apc sh1ts are the problem
PoliticsRe: Dealing with the Useful Idi0t: How to reformart a zombie brain by MagicBishop(op): 5:15pm On Jan 29, 2016
PentiumPro:
GworoChewingMaga. Stop tagging me in this sort of gibberish.
Her juicyness, how far?
PoliticsRe: Dealing with the Useful Idi0t: How to reformart a zombie brain by MagicBishop(op): 5:08pm On Jan 29, 2016
Akanbiedu:
Magicbishop, the Islamophobe, the Yorubaphobe, the Hausaphobe, the hate-filled scumbeg.

You are gonna suffer for a long time because the numbers do not favour you.

Enjoy your pain-filled life.
And for your mind you made sense
PoliticsRe: Tompolo Will Soon Be Found And Arrested by MagicBishop: 9:39am On Jan 29, 2016
Oladimejy:
From the day of OBJ the country of Nigeria suffereth theft and the PMB take it by force......From the day of the discovery of crude oil in delta the country suffereth theft and PMB will surely take it by force...Tompolo had been stealing crude oil since the day of independent.(dont ask me how did i knw because me self hear ram from delta citizen
You for try check your username first before you claim Delta nah
PoliticsRe: Wanna See Crude Prices Rise? Pray For War Btw Saudi And Iran by MagicBishop(op): 9:36am On Jan 29, 2016
MyGeneration:
We wud but d moment d oil Price rises be sure to expect us.
Also we are not dragging anything from you we are only taking wats ours and that is our OIL.
Last time i checked there's no place it was recorded that ur forefathers buried oil anywhere in Nigeria.
Go and convert baba rufus old darsun as yours first before spewing trash.

Common tompolo dey give una heartache you dey talk like say amnesty nah beans.

Try am and see the Atlantic as your permanent resting place
PoliticsRe: Dealing with the Useful Idi0t: How to reformart a zombie brain by MagicBishop(op): 9:29am On Jan 29, 2016
Progressive01:
See finishing!! Rotflmao!!! gringringringringrin
Another Useful idi0t graces the thread
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS-FEDERAL GOVT To Train 370, 000 Artisans by MagicBishop: 9:28am On Jan 29, 2016
Bevista:
The N1.8tn Capital budget will be used to construct roads, mass housing, power plants, etc. I would like to believe that most of those trained artisans will be deployed on those projects.
Story
PoliticsRe: Wanna See Crude Prices Rise? Pray For War Btw Saudi And Iran by MagicBishop(op): 9:26am On Jan 29, 2016
MyGeneration:
LoL... Dat time states like zamfara wud start making use of dat there solid mineral s they didn't touch since, grin.
Why they wait for d price of OUR oil to rise.
Then when it rises we continue from where we stopped.
That is exactly what I want.

Go feed yourselves and wean yourselves off the ND
PoliticsRe: Wanna See Crude Prices Rise? Pray For War Btw Saudi And Iran by MagicBishop(op): 9:15am On Jan 29, 2016
MyGeneration:
Dat mean say state like Akwa ibom go reverse back to house boy state,
Delta own amnesty wud stop nddc wud stop, nd d rest benefit s, that means Delta wud become kidnapper's and criminals deport,
Edo wud become italy bound export state,
Bayelsa own all their criminals wud relocate to Rivers state,
While Rivers, first d killings happening at omoku wud be child's play, ahoada own wud be like civil war, infact the whole state wud boil,
Calabar is already used to being broke so no need,
Abia own wud become like during d Aba crisis,
Ondo dat i can't tell,
Why imo wud become empty. grin
How can a prisoner be fatter than the prison cook?

Have you considered what will happen to states like Osun or zamfata?

Bother about yourselves and leave us to our own device
PoliticsRe: Dealing with the Useful Idi0t: How to reformart a zombie brain by MagicBishop(op): 9:06am On Jan 29, 2016
Modath
Madridguy
Pentiumpro
Themilanway
Gbawe
PoliticsRe: Graphic Video Of The Mass Burial Of Boko Haram In Yobe by MagicBishop: 9:04am On Jan 29, 2016
Has apc propaganda descended this low that they lie without photos when they say they have video?
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS-FEDERAL GOVT To Train 370, 000 Artisans by MagicBishop: 9:00am On Jan 29, 2016
rusher14:
Yes.

As well as -

General construction, carpentry, steel fabrication, plumbing installation and maintenance and electrical installation and maintenance.

To build what

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