Na gremlins dem dey give MOD job these days..
Demons ti take over

People still dey mind this man?

You've just been given an inch...use it wisely

Dem boiz at work

Sentence should be carried out ASAP

PoliticalThuG:
I have been using nokia asha205 for like 3 years now. I love the phone so much - maybe it is because it is my first smart phone. One thing i hated about the phone is that i couldn't use it to create gmail account, Nairaland account etc,.

Back then before i ventured into android phones, i had been using the asha205 to facebook, 2go, whatsapp, watch youtube vidoes and also i was coming to nairaland as a visitor.

Fast forward to 2015, i read on nariraland how android phones were bomb. Some people said that android phones were the best phones ever.

That's how i decided to buy an android phone, not a new one tho. They call it "London used"..

For a start, i bought "london used" hTc at the rate of 10k. The only valuable thing i benefited from the phone was that i used it to create gmail account and nairaland account. It cannot even draw better network. I was watching a movie one day when it got freezed. That is how problems started. It refused to turn on. It refused to charge as well until i got angry and dumped its ass in a river.

This year 2016, i bought another "london used" samsung galaxy win at the rate of 12k. Lol. The phone is another name for trash, bullshiit, goat-shiit, anything u can think of. It has quality network but to browse na wahala. If i want to access Nairaland, it will write "the web contains too much server redirects", whatever that means. I wanted to download some games and apps, for where?

I have suffered enough in the hands of androids. I think i will stick to my asha205 for now since i can now use it to access Nairaland and other better Apps.

I will never buy this over-hyped bullshit called android.

Bros, u no try ooo
No Ciga stubs dey ground so...
And one klaro.
No dey lose guard next time.
Smoke responsibly

ShakurM:
ATM CARDS, I have 4

Lighters * optional *

CDs Satchet * compulsory *

U mean *spark*?

Freemanan:
Waiting for the ladies to start ranting..,



Marie Curie wont inspire them... Never..,

Wish I could give you 2.1billion likes

* physically*

10000 pere?
Na kiosks dem wan dey build?

Adojutini agbalagba

These guys should just disappoint the name checkers for once but na lie.


Bi wolii f'ina s'enu waasu, Omo egbe ko ni salai to ipase iparun.

Eni a wi fun anyway

Family first
Everyman for himself
Loyalty's got a limit.

If you're not making money,
You're not making sense

Eeyah
Gba biscuit nigga

MRBrownJ:


that fish is called a WHALE, and the Japanese have been hunting and eating whales meat for centuries. now that the whole world is against the practice, they say they hunt for whales solely for research purposes.

next time check the source of what you post on your BS blog, as this photo is from BBC http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-
34960951

OoooOOoooshey

Ioannes:


no be only black Jews, na yellow Jews.

you call him a dwarf but he has risen to become THE VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

You on the other hand are an inconsequential fool who is so lame he can't even put his name on his moniker.

You see the post the "dwarf" is holding, you will continue to see it from afar, you will never even smell it.

oh and before you come here with your Biafra noise, even if your family becomes an independent nation, trust me, you can never be noticed in the scheme of things. ya know why?

nobody notices a nonentity.

*shots fired*
The bastard may now lick his wounds

Ancestors in the building

Lmao

Awon oniro oshi

People can imaging things eh

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind like this

And that was how they decapitated their son to cure his headache.

See as he open mouth like say he dey shout lalasticlala

Bbsharon:
We all know how bestie ish can be, as in the closseness might send wrong message to people around especially when is a guy and a lady.

My bestie is male and in our 100level days many thought we were actually dating because you always see us together. To me as long as you both set your priorities right then you are good to go but I find out some guys are not cool with it.

So guys do you feel comfortable when your girlfriend or fiancee has a guy as her bestie? If not tell us why.

Ladies you can also share your experience...

Confession time!
My ex gf is now engaged to the same guy she told me was her bestie, (a nairalander as well) he even has their pic as dp on his profile.
That thing can dey pain person eh!
Lesson learnt.

Women are like electronics, gadgets or computers, if you wait a little bit, you'd get a better model.

Grateful I got a better model.

Aha?
This is getting serious o

You don't stand a chance with your megalips

philfrey08:

Go YouTube search the song.... u go tell me weda na naija dey copy.... how many naija artists hav sang the song?
Have they added to their album....
You r disturbing yoursef when they are still flaunting their Bentleys and banana houses on instagram

Who be dis?
Something dey knack for ur head?

Like people will say;
Konji na bastard

Naija too like copy copy
Abi their name na floppy floppy.

Hehehe

That's called local legit.