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soberdrunk:
Chai!!! This king is "kinging"! Baba after u nah you!!! See Food!! Everything is there!!! Walahi this type of girl will "enslave" me, anything she says is "Final"!!! Its hard to find a girl like this in Nigeria, Nigeria girls will either be fine without shape, have shape without beauty, have front without back, have back without front, this lady has it "All". I DIE DER!!

baba u don talk am finish...she can really enslave me twice..but u funny die.. Nice write up

JeffreyJamez:
Just like music, there are different types of comedy too,.. I believe AY's own wouldn't call for a stand up show.
Then again, I bet if someone like Trevor comes to Nigeria, many won't find him funny.. You know why?... Most Nigerians are used to silly jokes.
There are jokes for Intellectual people and there are jokes for Mediocre Audience... No Nigerian Comedian tells jokes for Intellectuals. And if you Check, comedians like Trevor don't tell jokes, they discuss lol.
I love Trevor like cray!!. I have all his comedy shows on my PC.

..sorry but u lie. Okey bakassi jokes are for intellectuals so does basket mouth jokes( guess dats y he travels around the world)ay is just tired of thinking of jokes to say rather he acts them(movie,skits and Helen Paul dramas) but in general for me I don't like his jokes especially now. When he started his Chris okotie's joke were funny but I don't hear dat again

Eminem not afraid

Hello house, I just moved in to onitsha last month and have been trying to look for a coaching centre in onitsha that is for ican purpose. Am in the pe or is it skills stages now.. Please anyone with an information can either comment or contact me on mainaugustine@yahoo.com. Please and thank you

Had my first A in my first year#unec #unn acc101 and my f in my second year in humanities (it was expe sha ) my other f was an ojoro the but God dey......i almost fainted when i got my first f but i didn't die...my girl or friend had a first class but me i had ......

Do u know dat dammykrane was booed when he came to my uni den(unn but enugu campus) cos nobody knew him den.
Do you know dat orezi spent 7mill plus to shoot his rihanna song video most of the money was becos of the lanbogini(I no sabi d spelling).
Do you know clarence peter has to Bleep a girl b4 he caan be able to work well.
Do you know after kcee broke up presh he started to mk money well(whr is presh now)

12month: I suddenly meet my old time classmate on Facebook. I chatted with d chick...i had a crush on her. Told me her fone got spoilt and I promised to buy her a new one when she returned from school. I bought it ..we dated like 2 weeks...then all of a sudden I lost interest in the girl. fone go,pant I no see..

you see bra? Or even kiss collect?

Mine was my first crush. The only place I use to see her was in church so becos of her I turned a church boy. I was sit down behind her and sometimes beside her just so she could notice me..and when it comes to dat part in mass where dey say "share d grace". I always smile and shake her wit my sweaty hands. I even started going for catechism classes cos of her. I finally got her number from one of her classmate in her secondary skl,I will steal my dad's fone to call her at night...long story short I never ever spoke her face to face only on phone and when I almost spoke to her my heart started beating faster dan I can handle..now she has gone abroad

I have uncharted(golden abyss), fifa 12 and assassins creed 3(liberation)...anyone who wants to swap holla at me..

English..ok

spenca: Nope for a used vita ? Its a big reap off

Yea, Its a give away price. Are u interested?

spenca: Na joke ? Vita 40 grand ,baba be cool

Psv 40k,3 games 7k each,8 gig 8k

3 months old Psvita wifi plus 8gig memory card and 3 vita card games(uncharted,assasins crees3,fifa 12) plus other small games..contact 08136084786 if interested

the girl dat sits infront of me in sec skl use to sit wit her ass out..so i will relax well with my leg out and will be rubbing my leg on her ass and d best tin was that she was kind of enjoyin it cos it turned everyday routine...use to wear iron pant in skl cos of my mr john..

jonathan's new security chief i bet.....prAY dey dont kill him before b4 he starts spilling secrets