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Nairaland / General / My Gf Has A Bestie, Just Imagine !!! by MajesticKris: 9:47am On May 15, 2022
I just found out that her Bestie is her Ex and Not who i taught it was, as she claimed..

Thank god say i get evidence.. i for don carry my money go buy her iphone, to continue calling her so called Bestie.

While she saved my number with my Real name.. No Heart sef cryto compensate me small, for the plenty plenty Knacking cry

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by MajesticKris: 9:42am On May 15, 2022
I don move on ooo... atleast i bang the pussy verrrrry well for 3yrs... seriously and religiously... with my whole Heart grin
I paas to the Next Nigga cheesy

She just left after trying to convince me, without effort.

I bang her well and tank god Say i never spend much.. i promised her an iphone just 2 days begore the discovery...


GoooodHardDick:


No go let that runz girl dey whine u. She and her Ex still dey bang on a steady. She dey collect dick from guys on a steady via Coded runz.

Stop asking her for an explanation. Asking her for an explanation is irrelevant. It makes you looks insecure, jealous and a simp. real niggar like us don't care Who's banging her pussy with us or who's going to bang her pussy next. E no concern us. Our job is to bang her pussy, dump her and move on.

Do likewise!!!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by MajesticKris: 8:43am On May 15, 2022
I say make i try date this one ooo... she's still here trying to explain the reason she saved her Ex's number as Bestie, while she used my real name to save mine on her phone...


GoooodHardDick:


You sound like a SIMP, insecure, weak and emotional man.

do you need a prophet to tell you that girl you call your gf is banging her ex and other guys? As in... Dem dey bang her on a steady.

Alaye, haven't you heard you don't date Nigeria girls? You only bang their pussy, dump them and move on.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by MajesticKris: 6:06am On May 15, 2022
Hmmm....

Just like what I'm facing Now ooo...
I asked my Gf who Her Best friend was, she said i already know her.

True .. well that was what she told me, what she doesn't knw was I've gone throught her phone and found out. That her Ex bf was the Bestfriend.. she saved his nimber as (Bestie).

I went through their chat. She was calling him baby cry

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Career / Re: Please Advice Should I Get An Apartment by MajesticKris: 10:11am On May 13, 2022
Noting like Peace of Mind... pay the balance... cus Friends do turn Enemies prety fast.. like this way..

Even if na Mat, buy put for the room.

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Politics / Re: National Assembly Begs Chinese Govt To Rescue 62 Kidnapped Train Passengers by MajesticKris: 10:13pm On May 11, 2022
The only security working in this country, are the SECURITY MEN WORKING FOR THEM

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Celebrities / Re: "I'm Not Your Fan. Behave!" - Actress Omoni Oboli Sends Message To An Actor by MajesticKris: 10:40am On May 10, 2022
After dem go say dem dey submissive....
Say dem dey find Good man to settle with.

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Politics / Re: The Game Behind The Numerous APC Aspirants, Despite The High Cost Of Forms. by MajesticKris: 10:23am On May 10, 2022
Correct Bro...

Them think say we still dey 1960 grin
Dem know no say children of this, Recent Generation Don use WEED wisin UP grin...

They are trying, soo hard to play smart and safe, just in case they dont get the presidency.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Nigeria Collapsing Under Buhari by MajesticKris: 5:50pm On May 09, 2022
The Blind can see it sad

Thats how bad it is...

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React As Emefiele Drags INEC, APC, AGF To Court Over 2023 by MajesticKris: 5:46pm On May 09, 2022
Everybody na oga for Buhari Regime... imagine taking APC and AGF to Court...

U know how Much grin

To show say, this man get enough money, To buy the COUNTRY...

For him to have, the MORAL.. To say he will take, This individuals to Court angry

He Deserves ro be Dealth with angry

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Romance / Re: Guys Please What Do You Think Someone Would Lose For Not Being In A Relationship by MajesticKris: 4:46pm On May 08, 2022
You can even Save Money, to spoil yourself cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kiev Lied To Keep Troops Fighting In Mariupol, Ukrainian Commander Says by MajesticKris: 12:46pm On May 08, 2022
No wonder officer walli Run ..
Travel / Re: Why Are Mexicans So Obsessed With America(photos) by MajesticKris: 12:35pm On May 08, 2022
I'd rather be a Mexican, than be a Nigerian that can only travel to Left over countries..

Countries with no Economical importance, to a strugling young man.

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Am A Graduate, I Just Discovered My... by MajesticKris: 6:49pm On May 07, 2022
I have brother.

Helping her, is the Biological Answer.

chatinent:
Find the biological problem na
Nairaland / General / Re: I Am A Graduate, I Just Discovered My... by MajesticKris: 6:48pm On May 07, 2022
I will, Thank u


joe54:
Does it matter?
Thank God you can.
Teach her if you truly love her.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Am A Graduate, I Just Discovered My... by MajesticKris: 6:47pm On May 07, 2022
She speaks well and always acted smart...

I'm still shocked, of cource i will help her..
That is exactly what I've been doing since i found out..

dawnomike:
It is not a crime... Help her to improve herself if she is worth it.

I still wonder why it took you 3 years to discover that... What have you guys being doing all these years!!!?
Nairaland / General / I Am A Graduate, I Just Discovered My... by MajesticKris: 5:43pm On May 07, 2022
Pls Advice...

I am a Graduate of Biology, i just discovered that my girlfriend of 3yrs can't Write/Read
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Confused Graduate: What Skills Can I Learn With Android Phone To Start Earning? by MajesticKris: 8:29pm On May 06, 2022
Yehn yehn Learn driving and Get a License

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Crime / Re: A Man Make Goat Pregnant In Ogun State by MajesticKris: 7:16pm On May 05, 2022
Ummmmm! It means, No mater the punishment he Enjoyed it..

ChoCho54:
Please can you explain the import of that meme? The soldier and the boy? grin
Romance / Re: I Am Married, But In Love With A Younger Married Man by MajesticKris: 5:49pm On May 05, 2022
Divorce ur husband.. and remain single for the rest of your life....

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Crime / Re: A Man Make Goat Pregnant In Ogun State by MajesticKris: 5:42pm On May 05, 2022
The guy still put slippers for him Kneee ooo shocked make he no wonjor grin

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Politics / Re: ASUU Strike: It's Sad That We're Talking About Elections When Schools Are Closed by MajesticKris: 5:40pm On May 05, 2022
They are simply telling us, that Money matters most...
What's the Education when, the so called educated one's can't buy the Apc presidential form.

Being sold for 100M.
Celebrities / Re: Don’t Chat Me When You’re Broke —actress Nkechi Blessing Informs World by MajesticKris: 5:37pm On May 05, 2022
Dont come Begging when you're 60...
Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill IPOB Gunmen In Abia State by MajesticKris: 8:19am On May 05, 2022
Where are the pictures....

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Politics / Re: Why Is The Lagos West Senator Migrating To Contest In Ogun West Crying? (pics) by MajesticKris: 7:11am On May 05, 2022
He's crying because he will miss the House cry

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Politics / Re: List Of Aspirants That Have Obtained APC N100m Nomination Form by MajesticKris: 10:12pm On May 04, 2022
APC should BORROW Nigeria MONEY Oh... we have a lot of debts to pay...

Calculate am.. 10 PEOPLE Na 1Billion Naira Oh..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pope Francis Says NATO Started The War In Ukraine By "Barking At Putin's Door" by MajesticKris: 10:23pm On May 03, 2022
Have you Noticed that almost all the weapons, been used now, to fight are mostly outdated??

Not like our Nigerian outdated ohh..
Cus our weapons are mostly from 1980...

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Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Naval Base In Oguta, Imo State by MajesticKris: 6:24am On May 03, 2022
Nice...

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Politics / Re: 2023: Southeast To Miss Out On Presidency As Voter Apathy Continues, May Get VP by MajesticKris: 5:38pm On May 02, 2022
Dreamer's as if the North is at Peace....

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