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cyberhike:
what's your problem bro?

shey na your popman or uncle be the author? calm down abeg

Alexaonfleek:
. Sorry I have 63.875 as my aggregate score and I applied for MBBS in ui .I know I may not get admitted to study MBBS but can they still give me any other course in college of medicine... Like physiology or physiotherapy or biochemistry

iLegendd:
If you're a man, zoom and take a proper look at the folders on the left and tell us the book you'd love to read. You "may" be lucky to get it.

The pen name, Joe Clef only writes relatiobahip books for men and he writes from more than 10 years of real-life experience.

sweet7oyin:
MY babe just told me about a guy at the cybercafe that she normally goes to....d guy actually allows her to use the internet and print for free..... he took her to eat 1s or so and he call her regularly and calls her diff sweet names ... shuld i tell her to stop cing d guy? cuz i dnt want to look jealous....

ChatDicted:
Unfortunately, the iClef moniker tried to reply Mojór, but some keywords triggered anti-spam bot and it's now on a 24 hour wait before it can post.

See the reply and screenshot below. This his to say, iLegend or iClef will only reply by this time tomorrow. Sad, but we have to wait. People are allowed drop negative or positive comments as we wait for the moniker iLegendd.

iLegendd:
You are the only lucky one and I'll train you for free. I'll ask you some questions. Anyone you're not comfortable with, reply with I'm not comfortable. Your correct answer will help in guiding you.

1. Do you masturbate? If yes, how often?
2. What part of a woman's body turns you on more: ass or breast?
3. Do you currently use drugs or substances to last long? If yes, what's the name?
4. Without drugs, how many minutes do you currently last?
5. Do you want to join the great lovers' league?
6. Yes, I won't ask you for money as long as all interactios are public, so are you ready to walk the walk?
7. Are you into any physical exercise like yoga, press-up, weight lifting, meditation, running, or others?

ritylove:
I am a very gregarious or rather should i say a social individual,i keep alot of company but my actual real friends circle is pretty small,i actually never bought this male bestie of a thing from the onset because i felt it was thrash and irrelevant to me, i was satisfied with my girlfriends around,but during my 100 level in the university there was this particular guy i met then i was still a fresher i never knew much about the school he helped me alot with my clearance,getting a place to stay,showing me around school with alot of stuffs too numerous to mention here.

As time goes on suprisingly we started getting very close much more closer than i ever expected he was very nice and caring to me,sometimes he acts like my dad he is the only male friend i have who dares scold me in my wrong doings as time goes on before i could even realize it he was the closest to me among all my friends he was always there for me when i needed someone even when i dont he was there. We became so close i started confiding in him alot,i even told him stuffs i cant tell my mum we got so close he knows almost everything about me,everyone av dated,whom am dating,my breakups,my sex life,my kind of guy,my attitude towards dating,how i reason, even before saying something he has an idea of what am about to say,this guy knows my girlcode to the freaking core there is hardly anything i can hide from him,he has being of great assistance to me always forcing me to read my books and forget social medias,the truth is that he is the major reason for my drastic improvement academically, i was always at the receiving end,there is hardly anything i do for him yet he stayed i realized i needed him more than he needed me.


it all started few days ago as usual we just left from an eatery store heading back home he decided to drop by my place to charge his pc which he was using for his finals project work since there area had light issues,fast forward to when we got home there it goes we were talking as usual then all of a sudden he started saying stuffs how he feels about me all this while but only kept it to himself after hearing him speak for almost 3hours i was totally confused i didnt say anything i just starred at him the whole time till he finished ,noticing my silience he then asked me what i had to say about what i just heared,i had no idea on what to say i was totally confused i have never seen him this serious my entire life,in an attempt to escape the moment and look on his face i told him to give me sometime to dissolve all what i have heard after which he left.

Now am put in one of the most difficult situations i have ever being he is a very nice person,one of the nicest guys i have met yet he treats me better than anyone else, he treats me better than anyone am dating words can hardly explain i like him alot but i dont think i love or have any feelings or so for him this a guy who waited almost 4yrs to ask me out,a guy who knows me better than all my friends,i feel this guy knows too much and am scared he might use that against me one way or the other after all he has done for me i feel i owe him more, i cant look him in the eyes and tell him that i dont love him,i dont want to hurt his feelings and i dont want to loose him either cux he is my bestfriend i dont want to look like the bad person in front of everyone else but pleasing him here means displeasing myself i dont know what to do anymore cux i dont want to hurt anyones feeling, have being avoiding his calls and text cux i dont know what to say please i need a sincere and modest advice here what can i do in this situation i dont want anyones feelings getting hurt.

Tunasco4u:
That 8 and 1 is the best

nairamaniac:
Op, u need to know if she is lying or not.

And what I am about to tell you now is the wisest thing you would hear from anyone on this thread.


Get her in same room with you.

Then tell her there is only one way u would be convinced she didn't cheat on u with him.

Tell her to call her ex on the fon in your presence and say to him;

"I enjoyed the sex we had the last time".

Meanwhile the fon is on speaker.

Her ex'es reaction would expose or vindicate her.


Wise as Solomon.

Make sure u thank me later.

MaxkidOFFICIAL:
ITS Long but please read it

So today I was at my house oo with my my roommate .. one girl I have been practicing this drills on and I think she is already interested in me ... she called and was like she is alone and her roommate is not home I should come over and chill .. I was like okay .. that was like 5:00pm so i got there at about 6:30pm .. when I entered she was washing her clothes in the toilet so I was just sitting on the bed playing songs and gisting with her waiting for her to finish washing and join me ..

But then I was having doubts in my mind .. if I should make a move to kiss her and eventually bang her if it works or I should just chill normal and go without doing anything.. my mind is telling me to kiss her but I don’t know how to make the move .. it was giving serious concern there on the bed .. as she finished washing she was like let’s go and charge her laptop and torch outside in the mallam shop ... but as I stepped out waiting for her in the passage .. a friend of hers came crying I could see tears in her eyes she went inside the house to meet my babe .. so my babe came out and told me that she really needs to attend to her friend now it’s serious that I should just go and she will call me later .. I said okay and left .. in my mind I was thanking God that it happened cos I didn’t really know how to make the move .. and I don’t want to sit there and just go home like that na f*ck up ...



So by 930pm she called me

She: sorry I told you to go .. I really needed to attend to my friend as she was crying..

Me : thank God she came sef .. I was already thinkin of how to resist your rape today cos I saw rape coming lol

She: tarh .. See your head ..

Me: lol I know you will deny it .. the way you arranged your bed sef is suspicious.. I’m sure there’s even rope under that you’ll use to tie me ..
So why was your friend crying

She: you know all this boyfriend thing na

Me: yea I know all these boys that cannot keep their penis inside their boxers

She: you nkor you fit keep your own ..

Me : I’m trying to keep it but you no dey gree me rest .. the way you were even seducing in that room today ehn .. you think I’m that cheap .. haha

She: fool lol .. I’m not going to school until 2pm tomorrow so you can come and keep me company na

Me : I will think about it.. but I’m wearing iron boxers next time I’m coming to your place to

Call ended ..

So if I go there tomorrow the problem na how to approach the kiss and probably getting down


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Harddon
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LEOVIBESNAIJA:
boss, harddon, there's this babe I met in school one certain time.... she was with her friends inside a cafe,, and I waited till she came out, then I made a move to talk to her.... she snubbed me and entered a bus and left (I was pained though) I made a mistake by stopping her when she was with her friends but I didn't know when I'll see her again so I had to make do with that opportunity. few days later, I saw her at a friends cyber too, I tried talking to her but she was still forming, although she laughed, and I left her not to make a scene...... I got her contact from my guy who does her assignments for her. I chatted her up on whatsapp, she ignored me few days later she replied who's this? I told her, showed her my pic... and she was like "oooh" .... sent two text she hasn't replied since three days now. I don't want to be needy or bug her with texts...... I want this girl please help me out guys....

Baruchukwu:
Oga you failed to understand that this thread has 198 pages how do you expect those that joined later on to go through all the majn points

Soneh:
You are doing a great job here and I hope you could be of great help to me.
Never really been a ladies man or had anything serious to do with women ever since I came into adulthood even though I have wasted opportunities where the green lights were very strong and all I had to do was to reach out . That is what I'm planning on changing.
so, there's this female friend of my friend I had never met who I accompanied my friend to advertise a product to and in the process got introduced to. we took her specifications and promised to get back to her when it was available. on the day the supply was to be made, I was unable to make it so two of my friends went to make the supply. when they returned from making the supply they told me the girl repeatedly asked why I didn't come and insisted I come along when we were to go and get our balance. The fateful day came and I accompanied my friend to go get the balance I noticed the girl was much more reserved than the last time we came and each time my friend brings up the topic about how she asked that he ensures I accompany him when next he was coming there she either changes the topic or she doesn't respond entirely and each time I try to chip in a few things into the discussion that may require her talking she wouldn't talk. In my mind I was like "no be this same girl wey my nigger tell me say been dey ask of me?why she come dey act like this today na abi him just de pull my legs''. I left there a bit disappointed. since I wasn't really familiar with the girl I felt that was her behaviour but my friend let me know it wasn't so but she was obviously shy because I was around.
The problem right now is with all of these signs I don't know how to start. I have been denying it whenever my friend brings the matter about how the girl likes me but deep down within me I know I I'm denying it because I'm afraid I would screw things up If I try to start up anything and I really like this girl and don't want to regret not taking my chance with her whenever I think about it in the future. Right now my friend is suggesting I go alone when next we are to make a supply which I have refused to do. please I would need your help on what I should do in this situation.

palmshots:
Sir Harddon....I had been an adherent follower of this thread tho silently..I need a serious help to this critical matter as it determines where my relationship is gonno swing in coming days..my girlfriend(Rose) dis homely chick..she broke up with me on a very bad note as it was due to somethings I said to her cuz she got me angry...I tried to initiate contact once to talk things out she's aving none of it @ all to talk to me..but I've been able to maintain some no contact with her for some days now although she's cool with talking to my friend (guy)..so d last time they talked she said we wud settle it on dat very day..pls the thing is I know she wudnt want to come n initiate d convo tho I wudnt mind doing it as far as I wudnt loose my balls in d process..I have been in charge right from start till we broke up..pls how best to get her back in dis case n not loose my balls now dat I'm very sure she wanna talk...tho I've gat some flowers but she's worth it...I await ur reply soonest sir

tooawesome:
Lol, your teaching skills are poor

iLegendd:
Wow! If I were a needy, desperate, nice guy, I would've sent her 4500 and used 500 for myself just to please her. I see.

Now, here is the main question.

If you were a financial adviser or an investment adviser, what would you have advised the 5k to be invested in to fetch more money?

iLegendd:
That means I'm stingy, right?