Quality Time, Physical Touch and a dash of Acts of Service.

This is why I can’t do this casual sex thing, 2 seconds in and I’m in love with you.

You could try torrent

Wait, so homophobia is still rife in Nigeria?

This is one of the reasons why the government can do whatever they wish to you guys. Cos you’re focused on the wrong issues smh

ChildOfDoom:
I have also worked on some of my unhealthy habits as well as some tendencies for paedophilia.

I will stick to my addictions to Pepsi and masturbation to see me through

Thank God you’ve overcome the paedophilia bit.
Also, I reckon your addiction to Pepsi would probably kill you long before masturbation does.

My friend you need to focus all your wanking energy into replacing your boss’s 200k

My baby

No one is hiding the “cure” to COVID19, a quick search on the internet should provide you with all the details you need.

There’s no cure or vaccine, you just have to try boost your immune system so no need to panic.

Should you develop any flu symptoms, go into self isolation and treat it like you would any other flu(cold/catarrh). If it gets worse contact your GP/doctor/hospital.

People keep over complicating things. Practise basic hygiene and Stay safe out there y’all.

GGMU playing against the great Lasik eye surgery you know

Reussite:

This will teach them not to always bank on a working formula because records are meant to be broken.
From 2-0 to 2-3. What a colossal disgrace.
My heart goes out to Liverpool fans at Anfield.
Now I wish the ref had given them the last second goal after 90mins. This particular result issa disgrace. After making a mess of the whole team for 90mins spurning beautiful opportunities away, what were they expecting? I had the premonition that this could happen & it did. Anfield has fallen.

Yea man, its an actual disgrace when Morata scores or when a defensive midfielder bags two goals against you. Klopp showed yesterday he can still put on a masterclass of a plan hopefully next time he won't rely on the home fixture to settle the tie.

Edoziesmart:


Tell them bro. That's what I argue with those English football fans over here everytime.
Laliga is the best league so far. Not all these farmers league. Though one thing with Laliga is that they left the trophy � for only Barca and hala-madrid

Doesn't this sort of contradict your whole statement??

GOOOGLE504:

Pretty much so, but we United fans are all over it. Sorry bruh u r d new United. If you like walk alone or run alone, you are on ur own

lol man said we are the new united, you aren't even in the competition brah. this is just a setback for us but a dream for you, we are coming for the UCL next season.

I called it. You can’t always rely on Anfield to get through a competition, that’s a terrible tactic. Get it right the first time.

Plus Adrian wtffffffffff

Overall a sad sad night man, we’ve been so good for quite a while now I don’t know how to cope with this loss.

Is this how the rest of y’all feel everytime with your shít teams??

I’m Bobby with the tools!!!

Fucken get in!!!

EgusiShankly:
the more reason I was so annoyed that last time..

Honestly. If we rely too much on the Anfield atmosphere what happens when a game is played behind closed doors smh

YNWA regardless!!!

I’m shook but I think the boys are gonna get the job done.
Next time Klopp should try set up the team properly so we don’t have to rely on “Anfield” to go through a competition.

tripplephi:
Well, I do not know what you mean by LOVE in your own language, BUT LET ME BE BRUTALLY HONEST....

The dreadful part where ALL BUTTERFLIES HAVE EITHER DIED OR FLOWN AWAY and HORNnINESS is now a memory AND THE PRESENCE of your spouse feels like a burden cos singleness become so so attractive again like a LIFE GOAL, yet you have to just KEEP FAKING IT AND DOING EVERYTHING when you know it is no longer how it felt like in the beginning.

its Haaaarrrd

It’s sad but this is truly the truth. I hope when it’s my time I find someone that can make it tolerable, and I make hers tolerable too.

Liverpool need to sign that Saka kid. He’s the truth

But this is how it’s always been. Men go for younger women, women go for older men.

As a younger male we all have stories of being jilted by a girl for an older man cos you’re seen as “immature”. We take it on the chin and move on, I think the issue now is older ladies can’t take it lol.

European roads? Y’all never seen zebra crossings and yellow boxes before??

Lol I was reading along till I got to the wife part. This don is actually a married man, what a shameless tart

If the government had created an environment for its people to thrive this wouldn’t even be a discussion.
Oga your heart is in the right place but your priority isn’t.

Klopps tried everything he could to get out of these side cups but the boys are too good man

This ain’t that cute. My maths youth coroner teacher in JS3 wheew. When she started teaching us our grades wasn’t the only thing that went up.

Imagine being Nigerian and supporting Man United at the same time. Smh

The disappointment and heartache go brazy

Lol I thought this was all banter! People are walking that long to work? Jisos

Are they actually monitoring flights from China? What are they gonna do about Nigerian citizens in China?

And Lacabaguette starts yet again. Arsenal should just accept he’s shit and sell him.

How shít are united playing? My team so good it’s like punishment watching the rest of y’all play. #YNWA yaaaa

Good for her. Nah that car looks wavy I want one

This guy about to do a golden boot 3peat. Idolo

I feel like every week Man united play Wolves.