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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Scores In 95th Minute As Manchester United Defeats Villarreal by makeherscream(m): 6:45am On Sep 30, 2021
Ronaldo did not play shit in that match he was just lucky with the goal
Foreign Affairs / Re: La Palma: Explosions Force Firefighters To Evacuate Residents & End Flights(Pix) by makeherscream(m): 8:31pm On Sep 27, 2021
Dangrace01:
Kai
havert
Sports / Re: Ballon D’or 2021: Two Winners To Be Announced This Year by makeherscream(m): 2:42pm On Sep 27, 2021
Kingcalls:


Stop dreaming...thats little fraud has been exposed ... winning it no b fir mouth, but by action... Lewandowski has more goals , more individual trophies, highest goal scorer last season , highest goal scorer in the year 2021 ... carry ur midget go pack , he doesn't even deserve to be on the podium ... Lewandowski, Jorginho, ukante/ de bruyne .... tomorrow, de bruyne go still school am for in backyard
cry responsibility grin

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Sports / Re: De Gea Confident That Man Utd Can Win EPL, Champions League After New Signings by makeherscream(m): 3:54pm On Sep 24, 2021
nextBIGthing:
Man utd are favorites to win the Epl


From a Chelsea fan
Sports / Re: De Gea Confident That Man Utd Can Win EPL, Champions League After New Signings by makeherscream(m): 3:50pm On Sep 24, 2021
Totilopussylick:
I agree with him

West Ham came for revenge and now we exited qaraubo cup for them

So we can focus on what more important!

Uefa and premier league is for Manchester United this season!

Argue with your ancestors!
grin
Sports / Re: De Gea Confident That Man Utd Can Win EPL, Champions League After New Signings by makeherscream(m): 3:47pm On Sep 24, 2021
Totilopussylick:
I agree with him

West Ham came for revenge and now we exited qaraubo cup for them

So we can focus on what more important!

Uefa and premier league is for Manchester United this season!

Argue with your ancestors!
it's like you're high on weed grin I am a United fan man, United won't win shit until we show OGS the exit door
Education / Re: ABU Zaria Lecturer Teaches Students With Rap Songs by makeherscream(m): 2:04pm On Sep 17, 2021
DuduParaPara:
Funny enough they won't forget it for life.

Most of those nursery rhymes they taught you when you were young, I can bet that you can still remember then.

rhymes like

Some have food they can not eat ,
Some can eat but have no food.
We have food and we can eat
Glory be to God amen grin
Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy & Mom Watching And Celebrating Man United Match With Customized Jersey by makeherscream(m): 1:32pm On Sep 12, 2021
post=105731596:
Odogwu you bad o.
Ronaldo don join Man Utd now, everybody dey showcase jersey.
Anyways, before nko ?
burna don dey show case man u jersey since day one . No be today burna blood red

Sports / Re: Ronaldo Breaks Ali Daei's Record For International Goals by makeherscream(m): 8:21am On Sep 02, 2021
Americafighter:

Your papa and your mama useless.... If you are the slawomir I mention before you con useless yourself here
it's obvious you're a fool don't quote me again fool
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Breaks Ali Daei's Record For International Goals by makeherscream(m): 11:26pm On Sep 01, 2021
Americafighter:
Where that useless slawomir....

Make you dwarf go try am

Ronaldo my goat forever
sometimes una no Sabi talk oo can you imagine you're calling someone useless because of somebody you have not see and the person doesn't even know you. Now tell me who is useless mumu ozuor

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Biggest Fear In Life? by makeherscream(m): 9:21pm On Aug 29, 2021
Kenoxman:
We are together on this one. I fear being broke even more than death itself. That moment ur balance keeps going down and no hope of income at sight. Omo, the fear no be here! Being broke most esp for too long make me helpless,shatters my confidence,esteem,hope, dream and all what not. All which are essence of life. My only fear about death is dieing without accomplishing my purpose on earth. May We Never Die Broke.
Ise

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Biggest Fear In Life? by makeherscream(m): 9:19pm On Aug 29, 2021
Being broke for a very long time sad
Romance / Re: How And When Did You Realize That Your Girlfriend Loved You For Real? by makeherscream(m): 5:36pm On Jul 18, 2021
The day she sucked my dick shocked

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Sports / Re: Donnarumma Joins PSG On Five-year Deal by makeherscream(m): 8:07pm On Jul 15, 2021
robosky02:





Last time I checked here is the table toppers

1.Jan Oblak (Atletico Madrid)

2.Ederson (Manchester City)

3.Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich)

4. Thibaut Courtois (Real Madrid)


It almost seems funny to recall that Thibault Courtois looked a little out of his depth after joining Real Madrid in 2019. The Belgian got over his bumpy start and has reaffirmed his status as one of the most feared stoppers in world football, helping the side to La Liga glory last season and playing a big role in this year's title charge.

The Belgian boasts the second-best save percentage in La Liga, stopping 76.6% of the attempts he’s faced, and conceded just 24 goals in 34 matches, the third best in the division. Like the aforementioned Mendy, Courtois was sensational in the second-leg of the Champions League semi-final between Madrid and Chelsea. Without the four or five incredible saves, the game would have been dead and buried by half time. Those are the moments that set the vert best goalkeepers apart and Courtois proved he belongs to that group. At just 28, he is only just hitting him prime as a goalkeeper and may actually be improving too.

He will be hoping to inspire Belgium to glory at Euro 2020 this summer.

3. Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich)

It wasn’t long ago that people were talking about Manuel Neuer in the past tense. A player who finished third in the 2014 Ballon d’Or voting began to struggle towards the end of the decade with recurring foot injuries. Things took their toll on the Bayern and Germany captain, leading to repeated calls for Neuer to be replaced in the national team by Marc Andre ter Stegen.

But all of those doubts and concerns were banished last season, as Neuer - back to his confident best - inspired Bayern to a treble. Neuer boasts the fifth highest save percentage in the German top flight and the highest pass completion, proving he is a real asset to Bayern's attacking play as well as a fine stopper.

On his day, there is still nobody better than Manuel Neuer.

2. Ederson (Manchester City)

In an age where goalkeepers are required to participate in build-up play, few no.1s can rival Manchester City’s Brazilian goalkeeper. Whether knocking it first time to Fernandinho between two on-rushing attackers or pinging it 60-yards onto Raheem Sterling’s big toe, Ederson is adept at getting City on the front foot, whatever the scenario.

He's massively improved from a defensive standpoint this season too. Whereas he boasted only the 12th best save percentage last campaign, that's up to third this term. The 27-year-old also has the most clean sheets in the Premier League so far this season, with 18.

1. Jan Oblak (Atletico Madrid)
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Jan Oblak remains the benchmark for goalkeeping excellence. The Slovenian has conceded the lowest number of goals in La Liga this season as Atletico Madrid have led the way for the majority of the campaign.

The Slovenian also boasts the best save percentage in the league, with a ridiculous 84.2% of attempts pushed away from danger. His whopping 75% penalty save ratio (from four attempts) is also evidence of the aura he now carries - strikers quake in their boots when they come face to face with the 6ft2 custodian.

He is great on the ball, good in the area, positionally excellent, strong and a great communicator. Nobody else even comes close.

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as for oblack his not really that good as people think he his . The fact that oblack have more clean shit is because of the team he is athletico Madrid is a defensive team so he make few save . If you really want to know that oblack is not that good . go and check Slovakia how many goals he has conceeded in euro qualifiers you will be shocked grin
Sports / Re: Donnarumma Joins PSG On Five-year Deal by makeherscream(m): 7:58pm On Jul 15, 2021
TheGoodJoe:


I still think football players need to get judged on their adaptation to the modern game. Best keeper to me in the World should be a goalkeeper who combines his feet and saves with his hands.

I still think Ederson remains the best goalkeeper in the World, although highly underrated.

Either way, Mancini did a good work with his possessive football and Donnarumma was a big part of it. His footwork was also good but I rate Ederson the best all round.

Either way, Donnarumma is definitely among the very best goalkeepers in the World. Frightening he is just 22 years.
shocked
lol what a joke Emiliano Martinez of Aston villa is better than Ederson . The only thing Ederson knows how to do is he have the confidence of a midfielder . Ederson can not successful punch a ball without the ball ending at the back of the net . If not for Diaz and stones Manchester city will not win EPL last season his saves are very wack .
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 5:44pm On Jul 13, 2021
Obakashdee:


Make you update us
okay no prob
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 3:10pm On Jul 13, 2021
Obakashdee:


Try another woman see difference
hmmmmm okay I will

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 8:43pm On Jul 12, 2021
Obakashdee:


Maybe how many times una don do the do if it’s numerous then I doubt anxiety
3 times no Cumming sad
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 10:02pm On Jul 11, 2021
Obakashdee:


So pick your own cause
could it be am anxious
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 6:23pm On Jul 11, 2021
Obakashdee:


Plenty na
Stress, anxiety, hormonal problem, body weight of the person (high cholesterol blocking bloodflow) or just loss of sexual desire with the person
hmmmmmmmm
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 5:21pm On Jul 11, 2021
Obakashdee:


Rare but it happens, triggered by something else then definitely not aging
things like what
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 5:18pm On Jul 11, 2021
Obakashdee:


Rare but it happens, triggered by something else then definitely not aging
things like what
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 4:55pm On Jul 11, 2021
koolest4christ:
See a doctor for professional advice and also attack it spiritually (because Jesus Christ heals). Somebody somewhere could be trying to sabotage your generation. Nothing is impossible these days.

Good luck.
okay thanks
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 4:53pm On Jul 11, 2021
MITCHELL96:
Ha! grin grin The one I know is when you cum, your dick will shut down grin I don't know if your own is spiritual attack ooo grin
baba I just tire oo I no just know wetin dey happen to me like this
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 4:50pm On Jul 11, 2021
Obakashdee:


My man, you have Erectile dysfunction baba mi, e never worse yet, carry yourself go and see gynecologist
ED at this age ? Hmmmmm I don't think so
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 4:49pm On Jul 11, 2021
Itohanmiwa:
OP of you masturbate try and stay away from it and also try jogging to awaken your blood vessels. It's a simple advice but it works wonders. Cheers
okay thanks
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 4:48pm On Jul 11, 2021
NorthernSerene:

As for me I suggest you DM ILegendd, trust me that nigga will help you. He's on Nairaland.
okay thanks
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 3:31pm On Jul 11, 2021
Dbb01:
Go and use herb bro
herbs like which herbs . Because I have never use one before
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 3:30pm On Jul 11, 2021
PlayMaker14:
It's a drug they say helps to fight infection of any kind and illegal erection.
really like how much them dey sell am?
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 3:23pm On Jul 11, 2021
MejiLoyon:
When you're erect get a ruler. Use rubber or super glue to attach it to the preeq. Problem solved.
oga be serious for once angry

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 3:23pm On Jul 11, 2021
PlayMaker14:
When last did you patronize Boom Lime Cordial?
what is boom lime cordial
Romance / Please I Need Your Help Guys by makeherscream(m): 3:16pm On Jul 11, 2021
Please my fellow nairalanders help i don't know what is wrong with me.

i now lose erection during sex with my girlfriend and it always happens when ever am enjoying the sex and she's enjoying it too.

i can tell by her moaning. Before I know what is happening boom i will just lose erection i can see the disappointment in my girl's face .

and am not happy about this. the funniest thing is am just 26 . Please guys help me this shit is affecting my relationship. What's wrong me?

Lalasticlala

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