₦airaland Forum

stop cheating..........stop taking photograph, before or after intimacy............... stop storing same pictures in your phone or laptop....... it may leak one day either by your technician or your friends turned enemy

would it feed Buhari and his govt ....... i saw only one truck here.............hungry dey oooooooooooooooooh

Firstboi01:
Good evening nairalanders. I'm back with another collection of memes depicting some funny but true experiences on whatsapp, I'm sure each of us has at one time or the other witnessed. Earlier this week I made a similar post concerning nairaland and it was a hit. Here's the link incase you missed it:

You can view my profile to see all of my meme posts so far.

I hope you enjoy this one.

Which of the Zoo you came from??

McCarlito:
Buhari again? Na so u hate the man reach

No naaaa, atleast, we must blame someone, Buhari,

NgcoboP:
shut up and pretend you can read

i pretend not to read this.......................

Make i laugh small naaaaaaaaaaaa

Ameachi is now a beggar abi?.............. Nigerians will never stop passing blame............ see how we do it, if you catch dasuki, he will blame it on witch hunting from APC, if you catch Fayose, He will blame it on Buhari, if you catch judges, they will blame it on Ameachi, and if you catches someone sleeping with your wife , he will blame if on davil................... let's learn how to take responsibility and stop the passing game........... just to attract sympathy

Our problem is the finishing touches which includes the senate and presidency................ not supporting what our youths can do rather they will focus on banning rice and other things that common man will eat and survive,

They Spent just a drop of sperm, without condom.......they are was formed

REPORT TO POLICE ASAP...................................

Uniben4sure:
Face his ordeal?

Some of you don't know what's going on. These lawyers are innocent! Buhari and APC are on a mission to muscle the judiciary! Any reasonable Nigerian should be concerned about this development. If this witch hunt of the judiciary is not nipped in the bud, we may just find ourselves in a chaotic situation where lawlessness will be the norm. It is justice nguta today, tomorrow could be your turn!

You may not be wrong on your opinion............. but one thing is clear, DSS will not on their own prosecute any case without a judge, so let's hear what other judges has to say in this case of theirs............... we are watching

You talk your mind shaaaaaaaaa,

na buhari cause am..................................

wizzyrich:
If there will be such crashes, I pray such a plane should convey all the currupt loothing politicians that has put this country in her backward nature.

Yes oooooooooooh

When you look finish, you will like to suck, touch and or penetrate nnnaaaaaaaaaaa abi? all of them cure disease in men...............

Why crying fowl now.............. since last election 2015, why crying now uuuuuuuuuuuuh, judge abeg , face your ordeal .......stop complaining

SamuelAnyawu:
The Elites are more concerned about Air Crashes They don't give a damn about road crashes ......

Any Reason Why?


*Sipping a can of Double black sminorff with Gurana at Wuse Park*


#SamDaddy

Yes...none of them talk about the bad roads in the country, they will soon perish .....of-course they will, very soon, i mean those elites. poor people die every day in road accident, robbers every corner as a result of bad roads......................

Jokerman:
The attack comes one week after Boko Haram released 21 Chibok girls following negotiations with the Nigerian government.

Terrorist sect, Boko Haramhas burnt down a village near Chibok in Borno State where more than 200 girls were abducted in 2014.

The terrorists are said to have set fire to Goptari, which is 10 kilometres from Chibok, late on Tuesday, October 18, according to AFP.

“They attacked the village around 8:00 pm (1900GMT), firing heavy guns which made people flee into the bush,”Samson Bulus, a resident of nearby Kautikeri village, told AFP.

“The Boko Haram raiders looted homes and shops, taking along food supplies and livestock before burningthe entire village,”he added.

“The Boko Haram fighters overpowered the soldiers andseized a van with a machine gun mounted on the deck from the soldiers,”another resident, Luka Damina said.

The attack comes one week after Boko Haram released 21 Chibok girls from captivity following negotiations with the Nigerian government which were brokered by the Swiss government.

http://pulse.ng/local/boko-haram-terrorists-burn-down-village-near-chibok-id5634153.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=art-boko-haram-terrorists-burn-down-village-near-chibok-2016-10-20

They will never stop........why, their master is on top......................

Cute,..................... Aisha belong to kitchen and bedroom.................. and buhari in other rooms

Na buhari cause am

horrmorr:
will u also flash your spiritual father?

yes naaaaaaah, i will flash am thru prayer, since hm be spiritual person

As soon as e don dey sabi browse web thru daddy and mummy phone

horrmorr:
2 missed Calls From Your Ex-lover.
.
10 missed Calls From Your Lover.
.
20 missed Calls From Your Mom.
.
10 missed Calls From Your Dad.
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3 missed Calls From Your Boss.
.
4 missed calls from spiritual father/mother
.
And The Credit You Have On Your Phone Is #10.35k
Who Will You Call First? don't lie it just for fun

I will flash them all.......starting from my ex

........Na buhari cause..................

wow, the man wore military cloth sef..na army man?

what am seeing is not enough for for one family

Na story shaaaah ...........make husband come first , this time wey husband scarce, someone dey right that bullshit

Ok ooooooooh, at atleast am the first to comment........ but wait oooooooooh, when one uses bigger stick to open small hole, what will you call that one naaaaah, girls should look for their size abeg

mikkzy30:
Read more: http://optimistic44..com/2016/10/tragedy-blood-flows-as-cultists-kill.html

Stupid blog post again.........................................................

Treash:
Please kindly help me secure a job, even dont mind if its without pay in any company around Sango Otta, Ogun State just to help me kill boredom and idleness. Am a law graduate with NYSC plus working experience. Tnks.

Without pay?.............cute, can farm with me, i have lot of weeds disturbing may cassava

She don marry?........................