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so who is d he..?

she is just trying to be a naughty girl....too bad i dont wanna submit dis time.

hmnnn.... i see u got a life to live...? only men does.
christ above us, and we above women....hehe

You know the world, the black man especially. They don't joke with anything free.

Just collect your miracle and cut out; who cares if he is from God or Satan?

I am not judging him though, I am only saying my spirit doestn't agree with his. Is that a crime?

puppys always play with their teeth, and ur legs is gonna
be their play toy. u still want it...?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahah please mosiate shey i be tell u.

anyway Mosiate no more hiding of secretes.. admit dat he was just a tool.

dont u understand ur feelings anymore...?

really....? aww..may be in d next 2000 years, or perhaps u are still consoling urself

i just changed my mind....
i will wait to be choosen, maybe dats d best way 2 know who wants u most

sorry 4 being rude pintos...just dat u are not d first calling me dat....
and i just hate it.

and there is dis thing people say about nigeria in d outside world dat i hate so much......always bringing the country down.
my friends from other countris can't say sh**t about Nigeria infront of me.

so tell me about my age,class and social standard.
really I will like to hear.

laughing game now.....?

anyway nikeky, i love more than two ok..., but i am defenitely choosing one.

u want one...?

common girl u know it....., love is the easiest thing to sweep u off ur feet.
u guys make it soo ceremonial, like some one time opportunity thing.

just keep living and keep loving. choosing one means u just might not want to hurt someone.
dats all.

console ur self baby... but u know who always feel like a tissue.

u mean u don't know urself...?

my name malaysia....?
what d f**k, dats not my name niggi.

and by d way wats your point...?,are u are saying we
are mend to be going backwards ..? and should not ask for a seat in d UN security council...?

explain dude. call me by my ID next time.

can't do without them...
Got three in my house back home.....so cute...
two...toffa and west always hungry for bones and bark often.
billy is the hairy lazy bitch,.. thats the one i love most.

Nigeria deserves a seat up there....
If not as the Giant of Africa...., but for their contributions and efforts in general peace making
esp in west africa.

more importantly..... we need to start having some respect.

back 2 d topic.
U CAN LOVE 5 PEOPLE EVEN AT THE SAME TIME.

who says u can't.?? choosing one at d end doesn't make d other less loved..
perhaps u just had to.

love is a kinda decision thing..... save the emotional part after d decision is made.

hehe.. dats what we are talking about....
they need to be blown off...

sweet dreams.

na u i go pity abi na legry....
let me think......umnn
ok he is just a tool to get the real guy jealous...
and u are just a distraction to him, cuz he never gets the real thing.

women have one duty in this world, 2 please us. hehe..

isn't it bcuz u knew she likes me..?

For once it pays to be a Nigerian

A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there
is a different hell for each country and decides he'll
pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to Germany hell & asks, "what do they do
here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails
for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he
moves on. He checks out the USA hell ,the

Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are
all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that
there is a long line of people waiting to get in...
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair
for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you
for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so
the bed is comfortable to sleep on.

And the Nigerian devil used is a civil servant, so
he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home
for private business."

FOR ONCE, IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN !!!

agree with seun partially...
dont u think a wise parent will love his child 4 d child.
the existence, and the uniqueness...?
its not only about the child being great or being what u hoped.

every child is unique to d parents, weather good or bad.

a mum will still prefare to take the bullet dat is mend for her armed-robber child.

cool one from latoya.

ok...i was lying, isn't it bcuz i wanted to sieze her from her boyfriend ?

yeah sure......, and how did u know i wanted that too?
i see.... women are............
am just dump right now, need time to think of an adjective.

so legry never tell u say wonna dey five wey e di ruff...?