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[quote author=Ceejay8 post=64282527]In my next world, GOD I WILL LOVE TO BE A NIGERIAN,We are always 1st or 2nd[/quote
You're an evil somebody

Go joor

Shaev7:
I thought is No. 1
Am sure it was not properly selected. I trust my country, its No. 1 on that kind of thing.

Get out of my head

I thought we are the first sef... Only a matter of time Shaa... Next year I'm sure we'd be ranked no. 1

pawesome:
is called thermal transfer

Didn't know

pawesome:
Hnbffghiijhdethgdd

Wizkid smoke weed na you the highness con catch

I didn't have the opportunity to meet my grandparents but I thought they're meant to be the ones we always want to look forward to meeting in the village?

Why's this witch different!

Rip boy...

May we not type RIP for any of our family members or friends.
Amen

OrestesDante:





∆ I stand with freeze!!! ∆

If you like sit down with freeze
Lie down with freeze
Eat with freeze
Dine with freeze
Nobody cares


We would still pay tithes and offerings

#LeaveUsTheSheeples alone
#LUTS

sarrki:
I think I totally agreed with presidency on this

Most of our so called religious leaders have turned the pulpit to a campaign and ethnic ground

They are more with the corrupt politician than the masses

Ah! Nigerians.... You people will still be the one to coman shout "what are our pastors saying about So so so and so"

Now they've spoken you're still complaining

entrepreneurmic:
I LIKE YOUR MATURE ANSWER TO THAT PERSON ABOVE.

Lol thanks... We cannot coman be killing awasef for unnecessary things like that

tayo200:
your father..

Is a good man

Wow

You said it all

MrMcJay:
She's telling the world to encourage people who are passing through pain to stay strong. She has found a purpose for living and I doubt if you've found yours. I suggest you get off Nairaland and get something useful to do with your life.


You should take her story and give it to someone with an IQ higher than yours to read and break it down to your level. Thereafter, go and sit in one corner and think about your life.


As foolish as your question is, I'm surprised that out of the millions of spermatozoa released, you were the fastest to make it.

Coldfeets:
The logic is quite simple.

Herdsmen are not threatening to create their own country.

Ipob wants to create their own country.

I recommend a sprinkle of sense for you...
Two times daily for the rest of you life

iamJ:
ipob was against federal government, benue crisis is cultural, govt will use a hard hand on anybody against the republic, nothing bias there biko

You've always displayed your stupidity everywhere.... Even if the cartoonist is Igbo is the publisher who is in charge and responsible for every word on his paper not a Yoruba man?

Be talking senselessly and claiming no filtered attitude

Better goan meet those ogi(pap) sellers let them filter your brain.

Paulpeterparker:
I really hate to see pastor riding on private jets while the poor are suffering. So i have decided to start paying my tithe's to the poor. Am i right? Or am making a very big mistake.

Enemy of progress...

But you don't hate to see Davido and Wizkid in private jets while the poor suffer ba??
You'll be willing to pay heaven and earth to attend concert but you cannot pay common 10%to pastors who pray for you

Ika ni e

In my church, The Holy Communion is served to only Born again (practicing christians) who made themselves available at the altar, & white is more acceptable rep for holiness, as worn on Baptism days...


From this act, they are actually possessing their members with some demons which watches over their destiny, thereby gaining access to them at anytime, just for the selfish gains of the Leaders. This is a Satanic initiation ceremony!

The communion is a covenant... You're making a covenant between yourself and a deity...so it's not compulsory you wear white. That's their choice .

Besides you can serve yourself communion.... You don't need to do it in church in front of everybody

Goose pimples all over me....

As if cockroaches weren't enough

yanshDoctor:
i cant really tell. but witches do make use of this bed.

No sir they make use of this mattress

BanDonTayaMe:
Why did you kill it? Don’t tell you you’re going to eat it

You're wicked .

But I like et like dah..this picture just made my coming week

Emac34:
someone should summarised the write up



FTC twice this year haha am getting there

That's obviously what headlines are for

NaoSlay:


Is this not the fat girl that attended Brooklyn high school with me?

She has reduced drastically tho.

I guess working out helped out .

All I can see now is a large Poo Tank.

Nooo she is not the one....

This one attended badagry nursery /primary and secondary school

Liliyann:


Most ladies in love don't think with their brain

I can only borrow someone money that I know if they don't pay it won't bother me.

I was once of your notion... Till I fell in love real hard that I did things I wouldn't do on a norma...

Thank God I took charge of my heart before things went outta hand.

Don't jump into conclusions like that... With Relationship goes trust

tippyboy:
blaming the failure of this country on pastors is not cool.

Freeze is not in position to give this advice,
Matthew 7:5
You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

Freeze with your creativities and innovations how many mansions you don own.

You should focus more on your life cos I'm pretty sure most of the people doing the fasting and prayers are richer you.

More blessings follow you

desreek9:
I was expecting this "fridge" to quote a bible verse saying we shudnt fast for 50 days, so because Jesus fasted for 40 days we all must fast 40 days, so we cant choose to fast for more or less than 40days smh

It's obvious he's against pentecostals from this write up, if not why is he bringing up catholic and muslim countries with wealth, don't they have thousands of churches and mosques there, dont they have politicians who rule and maintain their collective wealth, do they blame their priests and imams for infrastructure and whatnot?

He should direct his rants to our politicians, pastors and churches can only assist however they can which they've been doing from time immemorial.

You will live long

Awwwn cute little boy.... He already looks like a corrupt politician tho

Kidding

Charleynmuo:
Yea true




Awww..Uv got such a cute smile.

Thanks sir

chillychill:
Y wont I believe in God,m not an atheist.. I pray anything that won't make me believe in God should not come my way.

Amen

chillychill:
damn! See kwesion... Well, I'll just start praying to God to forgive all my shortcomings n kip shouting lahi laha ila n la till my last breathe(I hope n pray i remember sha o cos e no easy o)

Tot you didn't believe in God

solasoulmusic:
Thank you more blessings maks

Thanks ma'am

jerryunit48:
Stole? You don’t like sex much and maybe he does so not much in common there, plus your friend probably lied to him about you. Fear girls now

So we shouldn't fear men now...

The boy wanted it all along because if he didn't he would have confronted her about the "lies" being told against her. Besides they were both keeping it from her she had to her it from another person. imagine?... It's not fair now

mhisbliss:
oh my God you guys are rare kind of parents, like you aint nigerian, I'd faint before I say it to an innocent kid lol, until I was 12 I used to believe babies were bought from the hospital

For real

Your own worse oo...
I used to thinks mothers pooped babies out of the anus... But when I heard twas from the private part I got scared and I swore never to get pregnant in my life again ...well until now

Well for me I'd not be comfortable telling them but I'll try my best to do so because it'll prevent or at least minimize the of getting molested or raped by paedophiles ...

I'm referring to both gender here though..