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Jokes Etc / Letter To The Sun by mako007(m): 2:05pm On Feb 25, 2016
Stumbled upon this, thought it wise to share.

Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by mako007(m): 12:07pm On Feb 23, 2016
lonngmann:
erm..did you pratice no sex before marriage?

It might be because of what she saw on her wedding night that is making her cry

Especially the fact that she has to live with it like that for the rest of her life grin
Idiat

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Technology Market / Re: Wireless {N.E.C} Projector "4,000 Lumens" by mako007(m): 8:50am On Feb 23, 2016
Still available, call for negotiation
Pets / Re: Adolescent Boerboel Needs A New Home by mako007(m): 11:14pm On Feb 20, 2016
still available
Pets / Re: Adolescent Boerboel Needs A New Home by mako007(m): 11:13pm On Feb 20, 2016
Mashkov:
State the price here if you're really serious. Ain't making a call. Why are all of you always saying call for price?
Calling lets the seller know a serious buyer, expecting your call bro. cheesy

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Pets / Re: Adolescent Boerboel Needs A New Home by mako007(m): 3:13pm On Feb 19, 2016
still available
Pets / Re: Adolescent Boerboel Needs A New Home by mako007(m): 3:08pm On Feb 19, 2016
ckunle:
how much is the dog please?

Please call, lets talk. Thanks
Pets / Adolescent Boerboel Needs A New Home by mako007(m): 2:36pm On Feb 18, 2016
Too sad to let Nancy my Female Boerboel go, but she needs a new home.

She's a pedigree hyper Dog, (if you know what I mean) .She's 16months old, very obedient and intelligent.

Please contact me on 0703 042 2904.

Whatsapp me for videos.

Thanks.

Old NL thread about nancy https://www.nairaland.com/2706534/girl-nancy-charges-vehicles#43035184

Pets / Re: Help! My Girl Nancy Charges At Vehicles. by mako007(m): 2:23pm On Feb 18, 2016
Hello house Nancy needs a new home, pls call me on 07030422904
Technology Market / Re: Wireless {N.E.C} Projector "4,000 Lumens" by mako007(m): 8:37am On Feb 05, 2016
chanx:
How much is it going for?

#230,000
Technology Market / Wireless {N.E.C} Projector "4,000 Lumens" by mako007(m): 11:30pm On Feb 01, 2016
Do that projection WIRELESS effortlessly from your handheld device with class!

This is a modern wireless {N.E.C} projector with 4,000 Ansi Lumens, Dual HDMI, 3D Sync, Wide 1.7 x Optical Zoom, Wireless Image Utility, e.t.c Worthy of mention is the new Multi-screen Projection Function.

The multi-screen projection function allows you to share screens from multiple devices on various split-screen displays. Display information from up to 16 PCs, (O ! Yes!!! 16 PCs!) tablet PCs, smart phones, and other network connected devices on a multi-screen display of up to 16 screens. Easily share screens and information regardless of device or operating system.

This is a modern projector, never again worry about setting up your projector impromptu as you can easily utilize our latest technology.

This projector is ideal for anywhere technology is embraced, *smiles*

Contact: 0703 042 2904

please click on link below for more info on specs:
http://www.nec-display.com/ap/en_projector/m403h/index.html?

Crime / Re: Seven Men Abduct, Gang-rape Fashion Designer by mako007(m): 10:19pm On Jan 28, 2016
dre11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kepy5KRCZx4





why do you have to collect gift and money from a guy you never intended to date when he has asked you out........





when will ladies ever learn






the guy and his friends are mad..... even animals don't gang rape each other
Romance / Re: I'm Pregnant; My Boyfriend Wants Abortion by mako007(m): 11:45pm On Jan 24, 2016
debbysmyles:
Pls I need advice,i just had to create a new account to avoid embrassment.
I'm 21yrs old and I had sex for the first time 1month ago,i was feeling sick so I decided to visit the doctor only to discover that i am pregnant.

I told my boyfriend and he suggested abortion..the problem is I don't want to abort the baby cos of fear.I kept my since till one ago because of different Phrophecy concerning pregnancy I must not abort if I do I will die.
I told my boyfriend everything but he insist I abort it if not he is going to abandon me to my fate.
My mum will kill me,society will crucify me,i have cried and cried,i don't know what to do.

Some guys are wicked upon all the promise of love.
I would have kept my virginity if I had known.
Hope u're a fyn gal, I ccld take the responsibilities.
Romance / Re: She Wants A Sugar Daddy Without Sex, Guy Replies Him by mako007(m): 11:29pm On Jan 23, 2016
kirchofff:
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his
Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up
feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed
on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to
church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel
room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his
Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run
out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a
Kanye Pest.
So I archived this unto Kanye's chest
Romance / Re: I Slept With My Male Friend During Our Short Break Up, Shld I Tell My Boyfriend? by mako007(m): 7:52pm On Jan 20, 2016
msjanet:
guys ranting as if they don't do worse undecided

exactly! @OP , candid advice, approach to this situation varies on the kind of personality your Bf has. But if I'm to stereotype, most guys won't take it easy with you, I think it's best to keep mum on what happened and see where your relationSHIP leads you both.
Best wishes.
Celebrities / Re: Bikini Photos Of Adenike Adeleke, Davido's First Cousin by mako007(m): 10:52pm On Jan 19, 2016
Berrylite:
She is beautiful but she needs to see me so that we can help her work on her big thigh and arm.

Generally, she needs to slim down because nobody wanna marry day woman. You can check my profile for more information
You wey dey advise person slim down, check yourself first!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by mako007(m): 2:38pm On Jan 19, 2016
giving heads
Family / Re: Too Hard To Believe Marriage Break Up Stories by mako007(m): 7:20pm On Jan 17, 2016
fayluv1:
This happened in my area some years back, after d reception d groom was asking for d money they sprayed. d brides people were d ones dt pick d money n they refused to give it to him, he just went to d market bought 2 cutlasses well sharpened from back n front n went back to d reception ground on a bike shouting n everybody present took to their heels. That was d end of d marriage.This happened in my area some years back, after d reception d groom was asking for d money they sprayed. d brides people were d ones dt pick d money n they refused to give it to him, he just went to d market bought 2 cutlasses well sharpened from back n front n went back to d reception ground on a bike shouting n everybody present took to their heels. That was d end of d marriage.
choi , lol, hehehehe
Family / Re: Too Hard To Believe Marriage Break Up Stories by mako007(m): 12:21am On Jan 17, 2016
ijeebest:
My guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his room mate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search. After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his room mate and said “guy forget, that phone don lost, the person wey thief am, don off am” #NoToDrugs
permission to plagiarize

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Religion / Re: Adeboye Talks About His Impending Death by mako007(m): 10:22pm On Jan 10, 2016
even Jesus died! next please.
Pets / Re: GERMAN SHEPHERD Stud Needed For Urgent Stud Service by mako007(m): 11:53pm On Jan 08, 2016
I do
Pets / Re: Now In Crunches Teesyn Dogs Fattening Crunches Now Available by mako007(m): 3:01am On Dec 30, 2015
princing please
Romance / Re: HELP! How Do I Help Her Overcome This Feeling. (please Come In) by mako007(m): 11:02pm On Dec 29, 2015
Seriously ion know why Im not just believing Op "GF" story! OP if you are truly sincere with your write-up, my candid advice to you is to try watch for loop holes.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: (PHOTOS) Amazing Photos Of 2015 By Ty-bello by mako007(m): 12:38pm On Dec 27, 2015
No! She's not, Since you asked.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Which Network Provider Can Do This? by mako007(m): 9:23am On Dec 25, 2015
EmptyHen
Pets / Re: Persie Now 11months Old...... by mako007(m): 1:57am On Dec 25, 2015
lovely dog

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Pets / Re: My Long Wait Done Quench. Hahaha by mako007(m): 2:18am On Dec 19, 2015
OP, meet Freddie, he is a good GSD, 1 year and 5 month old.
Location: Lagos Mainland
If interested, txt me via whatsapp on 09094851271.

Pets / Re: Touching! Cows Refuse To Live Dead Companion Hit On Highway by mako007(m): 12:24am On Nov 07, 2015
look closely, fake story, fake pictures.
Pets / Re: What Is The Best Dog Food Brand (kibbles) by mako007(m): 12:04am On Nov 07, 2015
barcaboi:

food poisoning bawo? fish no die na and so far my dogs never die......It is very rich so u might need to add to cooked noodles 1st b4 introducing in large quantities. ......it is safe...don't overwhelm d dog wt it.....It is made mainly of fish and u can smell it
Pls can you upload pics of your dogs on here? Thanks.
Pets / Re: Help! My Girl Nancy Charges At Vehicles. by mako007(m): 10:55pm On Nov 03, 2015
barcaboi:

happy 2 help...we all learn every day
smiley

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