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pass111:
The guy mouth no be here. Based on logistics, the guy fit suck Tbores out bbnaija

babasolution:
....its confirmed! women are getting ugly everyday,no more beauty, no more ladies, jus men with vaginas

Ginaz:
I like her radiating chocolate skin tone.

Fmartin:
abi?

bettercreature:
They are out! 36 points is the minimum needed to avoid relegation,they just need like 1 draw out of their next 8 games

EncephalonPikin:
In Jos,applicants sleep in the Jamb office!

onos1979:
pls why is it called camel's toe?

Naughtysite:
Whatsapp only.
remove my number when quoting this..

snezBaba:
At this stage, i think we have to ban make-up and make-up artists. Han Han
No wonder divorce rate has gone all the way up. Marry Barbie today see shrek in bed the next day.

rheether:
The ugly guys are getting married.

rheether:
The ugly guys are getting married.

Bumbae1:
Lol

But eating booty is just a step too far
Dont get me wrong some do it by accident as both holes close to each other
But nah wont be kissing d guy .


Nothing wrong in pre-intimacy aslong as both people involved have good hygiene and STI, STD free

kacchy:
Op....
You don't need an advice because you already know what to do.
Do it and save the prospective pity feeling you desire

Homeboiy:
I go fick my babe 1hr no come she go de beg

Luukasz:
The most memorable is that it killed my creativity, my dreams and the life i wished to live.

mrphysics:
This might sound as a shock against the popular belief people have. Well, I will be passing out on Friday, 7th April, 2017. Having been in NYSC scheme for a year, I think I am in the best position to make my analysis. Well, so many persons believe that Abuja and Akwa Ibom state will be their first and second choice for NYSC, but the truth is that, Kano state is actually better than the duo state. Here are my humble submission.

State Allowance
Unlike what it used to be before, Akwa Ibom is no longer paying the N10,000 monthly allowance to corps members, same as Abuja, and hence there is no need going to these states. While N5,000 in Kano is equivalent to N20,000 in Abuja and Akwa Ibom, i wonder why anyone will not go for Kano. Kano state has started paying corps member, they started with this Batch A who are about to pass out. Hence, since N5000 in Kano is equivalent to N20,000 in Abuja and Akwa Ibom, choosing the two state is to live a life of no savings during the service year.

Place of Primary Assignment
If you are looking for a good place to be during your service year, then Kano state should be your first choice. With lots of industries using NYSC labour, Kano state has proven to absorb more corps members than most other states. As a commercial city, Kano has become a home to numerous corps members who have gotten a work or gotten themselves in different business while serving their country.

Cheap Food
Let's just say that, a sachet of water is still sold for N5 in Kano, a cup of beans sold for N40 in Kano, these prices is what you will never get in Abuja or Akwa Ibom. My colleagues serving in both states have been crying, that though some PPA's pays N10k, it becomes useless as the purchasing power of money is low in the two states. I still buy my tomatoes for N40, pepper N10, and Onions N10, these items will be in good quantity except if you are serving in Sabon gari where Igbo's and Yoruba's dominate for business purposes. Things are relatively cheap over here and there is no way your N19800, won't remain at the end of the month.

Security
For one year that I have been in Kano, I can tell you that we have enjoyed a peaceful atmosphere and everything has been going well. The NYSC officials has been great in the affairs of corps members. You are highly respected by the people for being a corps member and they regard and respect your security. Just go with your I.D card and you are always safe anywhere.

Development
So many persons who have not being to kano think that the city is not developed simply because it is located in the north. The reverse is the case. The truth is that, Kano is more developed than Akwa Ibom ( I have been to this state severally), Enugu, and other states. The infrastructural development in Kano beats that of kaduna, so feel free, you are coming to the biggest city in the North.

Light
Well, let me say that Kano State enjoy constant light. And it is even better when serving in the village. Some corps members do not pay for light, while others pay as low as N100. Unlike what is obtainable in Abuja and Akwa Ibom. My colleague in Akwa Ibom and Abuja always complain about light, though it may depend on which part of the state they are. But even if you stay in Kano village, just be assured that you will always have light.

From the above reasons, I urge 2017 batch A prospective corps members to avoid making mistakes their colleagues make by choosing Akwa Ibom or Abuja and end up crying on the long run. N19800 is too little to depend on, or even paying higher amount for nothing. You are choosing Abuja, can you afford the transportation? Abuja is not for N19800 corpers. You are choosing Akwa Ibom, can you feed yourself for a month with N19800 and still have a savings?.
If you finally make it to kano, and you are posted to the city, send me an email, I will link you up to a good PPA, especially those that would be posted to Gwale Local Government. Thanks and have a nice service year.

Dedicated to Pocohantas

noziz:
Bros thanks for this useful info. Kano on my mind. i really nid where the cost of living is cheap cos the allawe is nothing to write home about. cud u suggest other states where cost of living is also cheap and viable opportunities? thanks once again

AkachukwuD:
You put foam to make them equal.

AkachukwuD:
You put foam to make them equal.

MinorityTribe:
Sometimes the truth matters. ( Eph. 4:25 ): “Therefore, laying aside falsehood, speak truth each one of you with his neighbor, for we are members of one another.”

1. Why should we hire you?
Ans: Because you are hiring.

2. Reason for leaving your last job?
Ans: Them sack me

3. Why have you been unemployed for such a long time?
Ans: Because you didn't shortlist me

4. Tell me your ability to work under pressure
Ans: My ability is that If you shout for me i will just be saying Yes sir Yes Sir.

5. What are your expectation from the job
Ans: Salary of course.

6. Are you a team player?
Ans: Yes, Especially if i no sabi anything.

7. What irritate you about co workers?
Ans: Amebos

8. How long will you intend to work for use when hired?
Ans: Until i find another job that pays better than your peanuts.

9. How do you see yourself 5 years from now?
Ans: Na God know that one o.

10. Do you consider yourself successful?
Ans: If i dey successful i go dey look for job ne?