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TravelRe: Pilgrimage To Israel by Malayy(m): 5:45am On Jan 09, 2017
nysot:
@ malayy, read the breaking news.

Those guys are not nice at all if one misbehaves there oo. In the same country o,some citizens can't even enter some territories e.g A jew can't leave Jerusalem to Bethlehem,he/she will be killed.

All of the times I've gone there our tour guides that are jewish dared not enter Bethlehem (Palestine); they would come down before we get to the border #hmmn#
it's hot there. people get killed almost everyday. reported and unreported cases.. God help them.. .
and those soldiers were on tour. visiting popular tourist spots in Jerusalem
TravelRe: Pilgrimage To Israel by Malayy(m): 9:28pm On Jan 08, 2017
nysot:
@ worry357, thanks for this piece. I actually sensed desperation at a point though.

People need to know this, travelling is not cheap and State of Israel have tight security.
If he thinks he can go there via pilgrimage and stay back, kolewerk
just today, four idf soldiers we're killed by a Palestinian terrorist. if he's trying to go there and do something stewpid, they will smoke him one time.. idf soldiers don't hesitate to shoot.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This The Tallest Man In Nigeria? (photo) by Malayy(m): 4:15pm On Jan 08, 2017
slimthugchimee2:
am taller undecided
no wonder you are senseless
Jokes EtcRe: A Yoruba Man Invents Headphones (pic) by Malayy(m): 11:27pm On Jan 07, 2017
omo see brown roof ooo!
Christianity EtcRe: Faceboook Is Evil!See Wat Facebook Owner Did 2 Frank Edward Because Of Bible(pic by Malayy(m): 11:22pm On Jan 07, 2017
Esseite:
Well your religion is your business..

2nd commandment- worship the lord thy God and take him as your lord and PERSONAL saviour...

You really didnt have to infringe on other people's human right.. get their address and mail to them, its does not have to get to social media..

What if a traditionalist decides to share goat skulls to those he has won..

Note:.. am a christian..
I swear you didn't make sense.. who else Is with me?
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Malayy(m): 4:21pm On Jan 07, 2017
Originalsly:
Lol... depends on the city/State... NYC.. hit a traffic warden it's a felony... you be arrested and jailed... go to court.. and sentenced to prison... your status checked by Immigration....not a citizen... you spend all or part of your sentence then handed over to Homeland Security to await deportation... just like that!
serious crime..
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Malayy(m): 9:51am On Jan 07, 2017
ttmacoy:
You ain't paying? Really? The fact they sent the letter and proof to your house shows they know to who and where the car is registered and the longer you avoid paying it the more the fines and penalties increase.

One day police will stop you for something random, run your name and will see there is a warrant out for you, na county jail be that. God help you it's a Friday so you can stay there the whole weekend lol.

Jokes aside if you don't want to pay the fine, avoid it by obeying the law simple.

In fact you know something as simple as not paying the fine can escalate to the point you end up with a record which can impact job offers in the future? It can affect your credit score and affect you in many ways.
I now understand. this is where naija has advantage over US. as naija born and brought up, lawlessness and disorderliness are in us.. we can even hit the traffic warden and go Scot free. no fine. I love naija sha
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Malayy(m): 4:41pm On Jan 06, 2017
FrankNetter:
See as everybody dey obey traffic. If you misbehave (or run red light), cameras would take a photo of your vehicle, your plate number and mail it to your house along with your ticket. grin grin


If i can find the one they sent to my mum, I'd snap and upload it. On two occassions, she had to pay $200 each.

that's $400 just for disobeying traffic. How much is that in naira again? huh huh
please don't mention it.. I had to comment when I saw this.. 400grand wasted just like that. if I was her, I ain't paying that..
RomanceRe: ... by Malayy(m): 8:06am On Jan 06, 2017
you will still go back to that life. that's what I said when I first patronized them in 2013..
RomanceRe: Nairaland Party 2.0 Members Thread (Check Location ) by Malayy(m): 11:06pm On Jan 04, 2017
guys beware of Shari'a law..
RomanceRe: The Good , The Bad and the Ugly in the NL Beach Party Video( Must read) by Malayy(m): 6:19pm On Jan 04, 2017
Berlynn:
if there's a dress code in a party, appropriate clothing would be worn by the organizers and guest, no one will have to feel less, IMO
if you don't have what to wear. nice clothe. keep your butt at home..
RomanceRe: The Good , The Bad and the Ugly in the NL Beach Party Video( Must read) by Malayy(m): 6:16pm On Jan 04, 2017
GoggleB:
Must u underrate someone try to hail u.
Respect is reciprocal.
if you don't know their story. keep shut.. the dude is use to trolling him..
PoliticsRe: "They Deceived Us, No Food" – Soldiers On Why They Went On Rampage In Sambisa by Malayy(m): 4:55pm On Jan 04, 2017
our soldiers wail like market women. can't they fight without food and water? always crying for food like little children. man shall not live by bread alone..
CrimeRe: Cult Leader "Jungle Boy" And His Gang Killed By Soldiers In Rivers. Graphic Pics by Malayy(m): 4:51pm On Jan 04, 2017
biaframustcome:
you have been brain washed to believe this is the right way to do things unfortunately. why display the corpse?
the rest of the world (even some African countries) look at us and shake their head. Pity
oga we don't care.. we do our thing, our own way. Nigerian way..
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Peddler Escapes From Indian Prison Few Hours Before Deportation by Malayy(m): 4:44pm On Jan 04, 2017
timidapsin:
SEASON 7 grin
season 5. the original prison break ended at 4
TravelRe: Accident Kills Nigerian Man From South Africa On 1st December (Photos) by Malayy(m): 4:36pm On Jan 04, 2017
village people!!
SportsRe: Guardiola Regrets Starting Iheanacho Against Burnley by Malayy(m): 4:02pm On Jan 04, 2017
LesbianBoy:
Over-hyped coach! If it was in barca or bayern, by now he would have won the league already! rubbish!

"Special one" is far better!

I am so happy he fell for our "trap" by listening to we "haters" who told him to come to EPL to prove himself!

He (Guardiola) will go trophyless this season!

Btw...How I wish messi will also fall for our "trap" and come to england. Lemme see whether he will win all the trophies like he is doing at barcelona grin grin
messI is a god..
TravelRe: Nigerian Women Quarrel On The Street Of London (video) by Malayy(m): 4:25pm On Jan 03, 2017
sophisticated people! hahahah
CareerRe: N850k Job & A Boss That Insults: Funny Replies To An Employment Question... by Malayy(m): 1:55pm On Jan 03, 2017
when my oga was insulting me for just 7k monthly. and I was just nodding like agama lizard.
oga my second name is 'insult ' .
PoliticsRe: Politics In 2017 : Anambra Polls, Mega Party, Others To Shape New Year by Malayy(m): 1:40pm On Jan 03, 2017
please when is the registration for voters card in Anambra state starting? I don't have voters card, and I want to participate in this election. .
RomanceRe: "Marry With The Little You Have, Now That You Are Young'' - Nigerian Guy by Malayy(m): 1:16pm On Jan 03, 2017
banjo022:
u will die single
same with you
RomanceRe: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by Malayy(m): 12:51pm On Jan 03, 2017
Greedgod:
wow u really are wise , neva tot of it lyk dat . Regardless i love making friends , if she wana den its good . If not i take d highway
lol.. nice..
RomanceRe: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by Malayy(m): 12:43pm On Jan 03, 2017
Greedgod:
lol , u knw her age and more . Be lyk say u are her husby !
her monicker is Rita1982
which is her birth year. and she looks mature. milf
RomanceRe: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by Malayy(m): 12:31pm On Jan 03, 2017
Greedgod:
ur thighs can deliver me from the shackles of depression
that woman is 35. na person mama
RomanceRe: Two Sisters Fight On Facebook. by Malayy(m): 11:56am On Jan 03, 2017
2SWT:
picture or adonbelivit
I don't think you can stand it... since you asked for it, PM ME..
RomanceRe: "Marry With The Little You Have, Now That You Are Young'' - Nigerian Guy by Malayy(m): 9:37am On Jan 03, 2017
so that I will age and die early, due to stress and frustration.. I will make billions first, before thinking of getting married.
RomanceRe: "Marry With The Little You Have, Now That You Are Young'' - Nigerian Guy by Malayy(m): 9:37am On Jan 03, 2017
so that I will age and die early, due to stress and frustration.. I will make billions first, before thinking of getting married.
CrimeRe: Brazilian Returnee Caught With £3.8m Worth Of Cocaine In Foot Wears(picture) by Malayy(m): 8:33am On Jan 03, 2017
KingMicky3286:
Thank you, E pain You... oooo
e no pain me at all.
CrimeRe: Brazilian Returnee Caught With £3.8m Worth Of Cocaine In Foot Wears(picture) by Malayy(m): 6:46am On Jan 03, 2017
KingMicky3286:
I Travelled all over the world for 22years & every Nigerian caught drug trafficking is an Igbo man Please I'm not trying to be tribalistic here but the at all cost atitude of this guys chasing money just to go & build a 3 storey building in their viallage is incomprehensable; If its not drug,its kidnapping,pimping,prostitution,fake prophets & pastors; why can't they do something legal; they gave us Nigerians bad name all over the world; that when you say you are a Nigerian; you already labelled a drug dealer shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked cry cry cry
oga shut, you are tribalistic, and you don't even own an international passport. we know your type..
afonjas and lies........
RomanceRe: Two Sisters Fight On Facebook. by Malayy(m): 6:26am On Jan 03, 2017
2SWT:
lol

Guy are you sure what you have is up to the size of a banana?
I got big cassava..
RomanceRe: Two Sisters Fight On Facebook. by Malayy(m): 9:27pm On Jan 02, 2017
2SWT:
Mtcheeew
People are fighting for money
Some ladies are fighting over men (understandable cos good men are scarce)
And these idiots over what?
my big black diick..
CrimeRe: Drunk Policeman Brutalizes A Man With His Gun At First Bank,uyo,akwa Ibom(pics) by Malayy(m): 8:16pm On Jan 02, 2017
muller101:
Op u haven't fully recovered. Your grammar is something else.
him brain don dey touch. small skull pieces fit still dey inside em brain..

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