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Family › Re: Help! My Husband Is Acting Funny! by Malazzy: 12:06am On Jul 04, 2015 |
From all indications, i suspect you had told him times without number that you never loved or even wanted to marry him.... He is trying hard to make sure you feel bad for taking him to be a "naive" husband.. Again, playing too hard to get makes things difficult when you finally throw in the towel. I just have one advice for you : take your attention away from him and his girlfriends, love your children more.... He will come back to you. Naturally, he wouldn't cheat on you, he wants to proof u wrong... That he can get hot chicks too even at his age. |
Nairaland General › Re: Opinion Poll- How Regular Is The Power Supply In Your Area by Malazzy: 10:52pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Abeg make dem commot d poo ooo, omokoladele: Sis dem don poo for the guy transformer. We always av constant light here in peter odili |
Nairaland General › Re: A HOLOCAUST In My Neighbourhood This Morning At About 7:49AM by Malazzy: 10:44pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
I got your pm.. What's up Yseone: A close source discloses that the Landlord had a gallon of PMS stored at the back of his house while the wife was cooking with a Gas...the source said, the man was moving with a quantity of the PMS close to the Gas cooker.... |
Nairaland General › Re: Opinion Poll- How Regular Is The Power Supply In Your Area by Malazzy: 9:37pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
We had light for three days consecutively but right now, we are yet to see light for three days and still counting... It isn't funny at all..... This is PH,... This is Trans Amadi |
Family › Re: Married With Kids But Deeply In Love With Another Lady by Malazzy: 10:31pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
You are a big fool...... Actually, this is the first time I insulted someone on nairaland..... Did you hear yourself... "she prefers that I spend my money on her AND HER KIDS" ..... No more our kids.... You will live to regret it if you ever dare act out what's on your mind. . mysweetnina: Nairalanders, I need mature and real people opinion here.
I am a banker, 32, married with two kids, boy and girl. My wife works with a MDA in abuja while I work out from Nassarawa. I rented a 2 bedroom flat for them in Lugbe, abuja while i visit every weekend. I love her and love the kids however I notice we dont agree on a lot of things, mostly financial matters. she prefer i spend all on her and her kids and whenevr i am broke, she will gladly lend me cash. I dont ve ish with that and i ve been enjoying it for years now. I cheat on her but i dont see it as cheating but rather caring for my emotional needs. I have talked her into coming to stay in lafia with me before but i noticed she is very comfortable with her job and i dont want to be the reason for career truncation/ dissatisfaction in her life.
i decide to live my life in my own way; strategically sleeping with other ladies as need be. recently, i asked my colleague out. a lady banker, same level. for 3 months now, we have been hot and i can no longer touch or tolerate my wife. my colleague recently took in for me but we took care of it. i am scared as she is madly in love with me and she is available. I am also madly in love with her. i am choosing her over my wife right now. how can I solve this.
Guys I love her, dont tell me to leave her. we enjoy sex together in a way I dont with my wife. Just give your honest opinion to help those that may find themselves in my place someday.
Thank u. |
Politics › Re: Lagos State Governemnt Demolishes SURE-P Head Quarters by Malazzy: 8:17pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Nigerian Politicians..... Its not fair that some group of people are looking for the slightest excuse to exterminate another's achievement. People that support this move are either doing so in line with their tribalistic or political affiliations. We are going nowhere with this act of hatred against the previous administration's projects.... That has always been my fear, new government must not always be about new projects. It's crystal clear that other projects of Jonathan's administration will soon be brought down. |
Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Ignore ‘hate Messages’ From Radio Biafra, Says NBC by Malazzy: 7:35pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
In as much as i dont want anybody to associate with radio biafra, i still wonder if you are from Rivers. size40: Even here in Rivers state, my state. Our traditional rulers, chiefs, opinion leaders, youth leaders etc have urged everybody to ignore Radio Biafra. That they are not real. That they want to use Radio Biafra to start another civil war as they did in the sixties in other to steal our oil wealth which was why they went into war against the Nigerian govt. That we should never identify with them. We should never allow them hoist their flags in any part of Rivers state. |
Politics › Re: NNPC Restructuring: Northerners May Take Juicy Positions-tribune by Malazzy: 8:53am On Jun 26, 2015 |
People like you who cannot articulatuvely tackle issues always resort to myopic posts as this... IdisuleOurOwn: Senseless rant, I mean trash.
All you know is about war. Can you withstand war?
We don't you relocate to war prone countries such as Afghanistan, Yemen, Syria, Iraq, Ukraine or even to North East? |
Nairaland General › Re: #itsonlyinnigeria Trending On Twitter (screenshots) by Malazzy: 2:56pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
#its only in Nigeria that a manager who graduated from Unilag will tell you that Nigerian graduates are unemployable |
Politics › Re: Murray-bruce Wants NYSC Members To Be Given N500k Each Upon Passing Out by Malazzy: 1:50pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
That 5k idea is typical of "almajiri project".. We don't need such project cos nobody can make out anything from that... Its a case of giving me fish and not teaching me how to catch fish. I just hope they come up with better ideas cos dolling out 5k monthly is obsolete and a complete waste of time and resources. MizMyColi:

We shouldn't despise days of little beginnings @MurrayBruce.
Let us start with the proposed N5,000 first.
It is well. |
Business › Re: The Ultimate Guide To Selling Your Imported Goods On Konga Marketplace by Malazzy: 7:43am On Jun 15, 2015 |
Please do either konga or jumia have drop off point in PH? Someone pls help me with the info.. Thanks |
NYSC › Re: Corper Kidnapped In Rivers State Yesterday- SEE PHOTO by Malazzy: 9:45pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
We are in the same area... He didn't graduate from a Nigerian University and either his mum or dad is white..... They feel his parents must be rich..... I pity him, he very quiet guy. He will be released soonest Masculity: Why corps member How can he pay you ransome with just #19800 chiken change. Pls release him |
Politics › Re: List Of States Owing Salaries Of 6 Months And Above? Why Single Out Osun State? by Malazzy: 4:33pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Dude my mum is a nurse working with health department in Enugu State..... They have not been paid for SIX MONTHS!!!!! MCMLXXVI: "Why single out Osun?"
What a dumb question. But we shall tackle it.
Osun state is being attacked relentlessly because APC lapdogs and their fellow internet hooligans were sttupid enough to REPEATEDLY state in the media that the Osun economic and educational tactic was their grand LEADERSHIP MODEL. One particular shill boldly stated this during their debate at RubbinMinds with Ebuka Obi-Uchendu. True or false?
Your statement about Enugu and the other states, is a deliberately misleading half-truth aimed at taking the shame away from yoyr "model state". This list you posted was initially tweeted by the desperate chronic idiiot Japhet Omojuwa.
While the states you listed up there are owing PARTS of their civil service bodies, Osun state is the ONLY state owing ALL OF ITS CIVIL SERVANTS for 7 WHOLE MONTHS! From the teachers to the doctors, to the civil defence, to the nurses, to the city development authority, to the road sweepers, to the security guards!!! EVERYBODY! Your statement about Enugu's case is equally misleading. Enugu owes a fraction of its parastatals.
Why is Osun state the only one pleading with Dangote to help donate food to its civil servants? Why is Osun the only state where even CAN is donating food stuff to its civil servants like refugees? If Enugu was really owing its workers that long, shouldn't all of its workers be dead by now or also making the same call as Osun?
You and Omojuwa should go hide your heads in shame, because trying to drag others to your level when you have failed miserably, is the HEIGHT of CLUELESSNESS! |
Business › Re: Get Good Bales And Make Good Steady Income. by Malazzy: 3:14pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Good job. Pls i am still of the opinion that we create a whatsapp group. It will be more effective in terms of information dissemination and privacy MrChukwudiChuks: I will give more updates by tomorrow, had a busy day and also a met the man that supplies the bale. Am really tired now so I will drop the update in the morning.
Thanks everyone and God bless you all. |
Politics › Re: PDP Reacts To Saraki, Dogara Victory At The Elections by Malazzy: 11:47pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
Apc rejecting the emergence of an APC senator... Pdp rejoicing for the emergence of an APC senator..... APC should better stop driving these men (new Senate president and speaker) further away from their party except if they are ready to go into oblivion within four years. |
Business › Re: Get Good Bales And Make Good Steady Income. by Malazzy: 5:46pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
I am interested too. The whatsapp group is the best. There are other groups that I am member and I know how we do our things there. I am also interested not just in clothes but also in shoes |
Education › Re: 20 Best Course With Best Employment In Nigeria by Malazzy: 5:13pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
This is the worst compilation so far on nairaland. Mind you, where you reside is a big factor.... Go to Abuja as a civil engineer and search for job... Your body go tell u how far,.... Or come to PH where Engineers are the Kings and talk about Agricultural science. mosefin19: and professor’s if this listed 20 best courses with best employment opportunities in Nigeria is correct – Let debates braintweeter’s . Please read carefully and understand what the debate is figuring out. Is your choice of course among the once listed here, read on to find out. This list of courses here is yet an unverified. In these lists, the compiler ( a student like you ) have taken time to observe the Nigerian employment market and propose this list as a course – choice-guide to prospective students who wish to apply for admission into the university. Note that this is a mere hypothesis that stand to be criticized. Your contribution is welcome on what you think is better. Feel free to comment courses you feel should be on the list of best or worst courses after viewing the writer’s opinion. Let’s form a forum!
BEST COURSES In Nigeria with best employment opportunity 1. Civil Engineering 2. Agriculture Science. 3. Medicine. 4. Economics. 5. Business & Administrative Studies. 6. Geology 7. Computer Science/IT 8.Microbiology 9. Architecture 10. Health Education 11. Home Economics 12. Marketing 13. Graphics Art. 14. Accounting & Finance 15. Fishery. 16. Pharmacy. 17. Physics 18. Human Resources Management 19. Law 20. Chemistry
source:myschool.com |
Politics › Re: President Buhari With Obama And Other World Leaders In Germany by Malazzy: 4:45pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
Why are you so angry.... Still searching for husband  ? dickrider: GEJ NEVER COMMANDED SUCH RESPECT. USELESS MAN |
Politics › Re: Stop Seeking Foreign Assistance, Balarabe, Falae Tell Buhari by Malazzy: 11:27am On Jun 05, 2015 |
What do you expect from someone that even his campaign was done more in UK than in Nigeria? I just hope Buhari doesn't sell us out to the whites. Anybody expecting any serious change from Buhari is on a Loonnnnng thing  |
Politics › Re: WIKE Flags Off Operation Zero Potholes With Julius Berger In Port Harcourt. by Malazzy: 12:41pm On May 30, 2015 |
Its so easy to spot comments from people that never knew where Rivers State is located on the Nigerian map. NgeneUkwenu: Will the Re-filling of The Pot Holes Bring Back The Over 90 Lives He Wasted To Become A 6-Month Governor? |
Family › Re: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by Malazzy: 2:21pm On May 28, 2015 |
At least you were not kicked out of the house. It could have been worse if your man found out himself. kilode100: True..... They resent the woman, can't touch her nor have real feelings for her anymore and yes this is a personal experience. |
Computers › Re: I Need Hp Elite Book 8560p Motherboard! by Malazzy(op): 8:04am On May 27, 2015 |
Dude you sound like a big time scammer.. Infact you are one. Where in hell do they sell motherboard 2k  bright1985: box me or whatsapp me 08064404857 I have it duo core or core I |
Computers › I Need Hp Elite Book 8560p Motherboard! by Malazzy(op): 9:15pm On May 26, 2015 |
My super clean hp elite book 8560p has a problem, the computer engineer that I met said that the motherboard need to be changed. If you have one and you are in Portharcourt please contact me. If you are in Lagos you can also do same, though PH is my base. 07066416732 whatsapp/call |
Politics › Re: Soldiers Take Over Capital Oil, Load Drums With Fuel by Malazzy: 9:05am On May 26, 2015 |
Sorry ehhh omenka: Imagine the kind of country Jonathan is handing over. He's so bitter about his rejection at the polls and is doing everything imaginable to punish Nigerians for the wise choice they made.
Now, look at this man and tell me you really think deep down United Nation would tinker with an idea of making him a special envoy to whatever....
I told people all those talks about giving him an appointment by a world body were just gimmicks to placate the fella knowing fully well how intolerant of defeat some African leaders could be. The imagined without such innuendoes, the dude could simply turn around a say he rejects the outcome of the polls, throwing yet another country in the world into a state of complete chaos and humanitarian disaster.
Shame on Jonathan. Shame on PDP. |
Business › Re: Ifeanyi Uba - A Study In Betrayal ( Keep Your Fuel)-by Joseph Edgar by Malazzy: 1:09am On May 26, 2015 |
Why write this crap to take up space here? You are spewing trash while your relative is on queue to get his own share of the fuel. Shut your tract already MojiDelano: Look, me and some very reasonable people are not being carried away by this Ifeanyi UBA's hemlock. His decision to release 13 million liters of fuel is nothing but crass betrayal and a childish attempt at populism in the face of imminent disgrace by the incoming government. We are tired of this kind of symbolism, this is what has put us in this place of global mockery and national helplessness. How many filling stations does Uba have, what is the national fuel usage, he releases 15 days worth of fuel to the Nation and after that what next, we are still faced with the same issues that led to the strike in the first place.
Has he resolved his wahala with AMCON? Has he cleared himself of the fuel subsidy mess? Has he paid back Coscharis and other investors he has been owing. Abeg he is part of this problem and should go sit down with the union to engage government in a bid to finding lasting solution to the issue of subsidy and fuel supply in the country.
What Uba is doing can lead to the inevitable destruction of the country. If unions decide to go on strike to bring to the fore the underlying and covered up issues of corruption, back handling, favoritism that has bedeviled not only the subsidy regiment but the whole gamut of the demystification of the petroleum industry and one person decides to break ranks and moves fuel, he should be arrested because he knows that by the time the country is on complete lockdown all the underground schemes would come up in the open.
To me, Uba's move is aimed at scuttling the cleansing process this strike would have thrown up. He wants us to continue to be held to ransom by his ilk hence his decision to break rank so that the strike will collapse. This we must fight. We must reject his poisonous fuel. Let the strike continue. Let companies shut down, let there be no light, let there be no fuel, let schools, hospitals, radio stations all shut down. We are ready for the sacrifice, we will not die if the aim is to clean up the system and throw people like UBA who have held us in contempt by their nefarious activities in the downstream sector into the dustbin.
The incoming Government should immediately engage the unions and assure them of their genuine desire to look critically into all the issues with a view to bringing lasting solutions to this matter. The outgoing Government have given themselves the last disgrace with this show of shame. They have prefabricated and run into their holes, we no longer are interested in them. Let the probes start, let Uba come out and tell us how he got his 13 million liters.
We are tired. We are tired. I don't want his fuel. He should go and dump them in the Lagoon.
-Joseph Edgar is an investment banker who writes as a hobby on trending topics in Nigeria. He blogs at josephedgarng..com http://josephedgarng..com/2015/05/ifeanyi-uba-study-in-betrayal-keep-your.html |
Computers › Re: Post Your Laptop Problems Here For Free Advice. by Malazzy: 8:56am On May 25, 2015 |
Boss, pls my hp elite book 8560p went off and could not come on again. I gave it to two different computer technicians who told me that the motherboard is bad. I don't know what to do now, I don't even know where to get a new motherboard or who will agree to buy it like that for a token cos I really need a laptop. Pls help me outbreak miksonics: YOU CAN POST ALL TYPES OF LAPTOP HARDWARE PROBLEM HERE.
COMMON SYMTOMS WITH LAPTOPS:
KEYBOARD WORKING BUT NOT DETECTED BY MOTHERBOARD (MOBO) COMING ON NO DISPLAY NOT POWERING NOT CHARGING SURGE ON USB PORT HANGING NOT CHARGING MOUSE POINTER HANGING ETC
WE WILL HELP WITH FREE ADVICE
UPDATES ON 10/12/2009
AS A GENERAL RULE FAKE ADAPTERS MAKE YOUR LAPTOPS HANG DURING BOOT UP. TO TEST, IF YOUR SYSTEM STOP FREEZING WHEN THE ADAPTOR IS REMOVED BE SURE ITS THE ADAPTOR, GET AN ORIGINAL ADAPTOR TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE.
ON HP MACHINES: ANY HP PRODUCED ATER 2008, IF IT COMES ON WITH A BLANK SCREEN IT USUALLY GIVE A POST ERROR CODE THROUGH THE CAP-LOCK LIGHT ON KEYBOARD SIDE.
This document pertains to HP Notebook PCs with the HP Startup Support Environment. On startup, you may see a blank screen. If the diagnostic utilities detect a specific problem with hardware components, the fan turns on, but the screen remains blank. To help identify the cause of the problem, various LED lights on the keyboard blink a series of codes. The diagnostic utilities use the LEDs near the Num Lock or Caps Lock keys to blink a series of error codes. There is a pause and the pattern repeats continuously at the end of the series of blinks until the error is resolved. LED Component Error Condition Blinking battery power LED Battery Insufficient charge on the battery Blink: 1 - Caps Lock/Num Lock CPU CPU not functional Blink: 2 - Caps Lock/Num Lock BIOS BIOS corruption failure Blink: 3 - Caps Lock/Num Lock Memory Module error not functional Blink: 4 - Caps Lock/Num Lock Graphics Graphics controller not functional Blink: 5 - Caps Lock/Num Lock System board General system board failure Blink: 6 - Caps Lock/Num Lock BIOS BIOS authentication failure
Error code explanations The sections below provide some common explanations for each error code listed in the table above. Insufficient charge on the battery If the battery light (which looks like a lightning bolt ) flashes, the battery has insufficient charge to start the computer. To resolve this error, try the following solutions. •Connect the notebook PC to AC power and attempt to start the computer again. ◦Check the AC adapter to confirm that all of the plugs are securely seated. ◦Determine if the power LED on the AC adapter is lit (if available) to verify that the computer is receiving AC power from the wall outlet. •If the computer operates on AC power correctly, charge the battery for thirty minutes to one hour and then restart the computer. NOTE: Charging the battery for this length of time is called "trickle charging". Trickle charging is a continuous constant-current charge at a low rate, which recharges the battery slowly when it is in a deep discharge state. Deep discharge occurs when a battery is left unused for extended periods of time.
CPU not functional The computer processor (Blink code 1) has stopped functioning properly. Contact HP for assistance. BIOS corruption failure If a BIOS corruption error occurs (Blink code 2), you may not even notice the blink codes, because as soon as the computer recognizes the error, it restarts, attempts to recover the BIOS, and then restarts again. You may notice an extra-long startup process as a result, and a message indicating that the BIOS has been recovered may display on startup. If this occurs, update the BIOS on the computer. For more information, refer to the HP Notebook PCs - Updating the BIOS or ROM for Notebooks with Windows Vista support document. Module error not functional If you experience a memory failure (Blink code 3), follow the guide in the table below. If you are using: Original Memory New Memory Reseat the memory. If reseating the memory does not resolve the problem, try replacing the memory with new memory. Reseat the memory. If you continue to experience this error code after reseating the memory, the problem may be with the memory itself. Take the new memory out of the computer, put the original memory back into the computer, and then retest it.
If you do not feel comfortable reseating the memory yourself, take the computer to a computer retailer and ask them to reseat it for you. NOTE: Some memory module errors allow you to start up the computer and the operating system before restarting and displaying the blink code.
Graphics controller not functional If you experience a graphics controller failure (Blink code 4), contact HP for assistance. General system board failure A general system board failure (Blink code 5) is the failure of a component not covered by the other LED error codes. Contact HP for assistance. BIOS authentication failure The BIOS authentication error (Blink code 6) is extremely rare. It is the result of a discrepancy between the BIOS and the hardware that is installed on the computer. This error occurs when the BIOS cannot authenticate signatures from the hardware on the system. The purpose of the BIOS authentication is to be sure that no one has tampered with the BIOS on the computer. If a BIOS authentication failure occurs, the computer automatically performs a BIOS recovery. If the computer does not automatically recover the BIOS, manually perform a BIOS recovery. To manually perform a BIOS recovery, press all four arrow keys at the same time to cause the BIOS to go to the EFI partition to find and recover the current BIOS.
3: YOUR LAPTOP RUNS SLOWER WITH AGE, THIS IS BECAUSE APART FROM RAM AND CPU SPEED THE BOOT UP SPEED AND GENERAL SPEED OF THE LAPTOP STILL DEPENDS ON THE RPM (ROTATION PER MINUTE) OF THE HDD SPINDLE HEAD, THIS MEANS THE ABILITY OF THE HDD TO READ STORED DATA PER SECOND STORED ON IT.THIS ABILITY OF THE HDD DECREASES WITH TIME DUE TO MECHANICAL LAG ON THE ROTATING DISK. TO IMPROVE YOUR HDD READING DEFRAGMENT YOUR HDD REGULARLY.THIS WILL ARRANGE YOUR DATA IN SERIAL FORM AND GROUP SIMILAR FILES IN A WAY ITS EASIER TO READ. TO CHECK READING SPEED LOOK A YOUR PATA OR SATA HDD YOU WILL SEE 5400RPM OR 7200RPM OR FASTER, THEIR PRICES DIFFER WHEN BUYING. |
Phones › Re: List Of Tecno Mobile Phones Available In The Market And Their Prices by Malazzy: 8:15pm On May 24, 2015 |
May be u should check the specs of the two phones Kenneth10110: pls what's the difference between h7 and l6 Tecno phone |
Education › Re: Current Post-Graduate Admissions In Nigeria (2015/2016) by Malazzy: 12:02am On May 11, 2015 |
Please i am interested in the post graduate program of UI, anybody with useful information pls? |
Phones › Re: List Of Tecno Mobile Phones Available In The Market And Their Prices by Malazzy: 10:58pm On May 10, 2015 |
Baba your prices are too exorbitant. J7 here in Portharcourt mall is 23500, H6 is 19k etc. Wonder which state you reside in. NBasil: Tecno Boom J7: N26,000
Tecno H3: N13,000
Tecno H5: N17,500
Tecno H6: N21,900
Tecno H7: N30,300
Tecno L6: N24,650
Tecno L7: N34,500
Tecno M3: N14,200
Tecno M6: N23,800
Tecno P5+: N17,300
Tecno Phantom A Mini P6: N27,500
Tecno Phantom Pad 2 - G9: N37,700
Tecno Phantom Pad Mini (P9): N30,200
Tecno Phantom Z: N57,300
Tecno Phantom Z mini (V7): N44,300
Tecno R5: N19,800
Tecno R7: N37,500
Tecno Y4: N15,300 |
Phones › Re: Buy Infinix Phones To Your Detriment! by Malazzy(op): 11:52pm On May 09, 2015 |
Thats unfortunate bro. U need to see thousands of infinix phones that are having one issue or the other. It got to a time that they stopped asking people for receipt, they were heaping infinix phones like sand. Infinix is outa of my dictionary for good. Adekilumo: amen...so sweet when you're not a victim i carry my infinix zero like a baby till it decided to go to the grave itself, it didn't fall nor did it break, I observed all observable etiquettes of a phone. but it just went off suddenly and never to return. |
Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: Micostar Mall- The Best And Safest Way To Shop Online. by Malazzy: 4:20pm On May 09, 2015 |
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