₦airaland Forum

Airforce1:
Vp be like:
Honey, didnt I tell you i would become President?

Wife : Na Godwin.

Darling, don't forget our wedding anniversary. Is around the corner.. and I would love to specially invite "Airforce1" to come entertain our guests.

Vp Osinbajo: Not a bad idea honey.[/b]


Wife: thanks dear.




My second single drop in a week time.

Blessings

for shallo minds only

see what APC has caused in Odi , he heheheheheh! whaaaaaaaaa !

only when you are not hungry

RIP

omenka:
Thanks a lot.

It is becoming all the more obvious those who imagine Jonathan deserves some monument erected in the middle of Abuja for his unparalleled leadership achievements and a Nobel Prize are simply those ethnic and religious bigots that are sorely bitter over his defeat by someone who "doesn't share such common identity with them."

Most of them are very poor mentally and materially and have indeed been the greatest victims of horrendous acts of the ruling class (just like the illiterate who lashed out at me for criticising Jonathan the other day, forgetting he has a "tell tale" dp on this profile).

Some of them, as seen here, are trying so hard to twist what NOI said because it doesn't conform to their twisted principle of "he-is-our-brother-liness". But she has said what she has said and we understand every single word.

I won't be surprised to see the Asaris and Briggs of this world take the last admin, and indeed Jonathan, to the cleaners tomorrow- that man was a total disaster!

Lalasticlala, had yesterday been friday, I'd have understood why this thread isn't on the fp yet. Shooo!!! Which kind sleep u com dey sleep today

very correct

socialmediaman:
A diplomatic way to answer that would be "The Nigerian army has recorded major victories recently against the insurgents and they have been able to purchase modern warfare equipment to tackle the insurgency, this goes to say they are rightly positioned to defeat the insurgents, and with the cooperation of the communities and constant morale boost for the soldiers, the insurgency will hopefully be ended sooner than later."

brilliant!

fantazia:
JUST imagine!!! not a single woman from the south nor east, i tell you BUHARI knows what he is doing. "i hope he realises that he is a president of NIGERIA not the president of the north and west.

oh so it is about no woman from the south now, problem is, dem too wear too much make up!

omowolewa:
If anti corruption war is all about Buhari, then we are moving nowhere. The uprightness of Lot couldn't save Sodom.

Let's have. System that will naturally purge corruption out of Nigeria.
Now that we have gotten a right person.....

heading there actually

kolnel:
Who's the husband and who's the wife
Wrong cap on the wrong head

na wah o!

5starmilitant:
And the lies continue................. Nigerians will surely be misled. Nawa for this okpeke govt

na pepper eye dey worry you

Upnepaa:

lai Mohammad the slayer of PDP,

Even akpabio d saddist could'not help but laugh

His section is purely a comic relief to the senate
He said PDP needs more 4 years to be an effective opposition (see punchline o)
I have no doubt dat he will be the greatest minister of information Nigeria has ever had

Sai lai Muhammad

i can't help remembering marylyn Ogah on this occassion!. i can remember all she said on channel tv following Lai's encounter with SSS. To God be the glory!

craze join!

Jarus:
I watched only 6 (Udo Udoma, Fayemi, Ogbeh, Onu, Dambazau and Lai) and here is my assessment.

Udo Udoma 9/10

Dambazau - 8/10

Fayemi - 7/10

Ogbeh - 7/10

Onu - 6/10

Lai - 6/10

well done! you too scored 89%

sigiyaya:
My MOTHER warned me against voting for BUHARI, that i do not know him better than she does but i did not listen.

Guess what ....



I AM REGRETTING.............

one of those in stupor

MizMyColi:

When Akpabio called him the FATHER OF PROPAGANDA, what was the senate's reaction.
Answer this truthfully and forever hold your peace.

I do not mince words when I say I'm not a fan of Lai Moh'd.
And to think he's been tipped to man the ministry of information?

Nigerians!
Get Ready!

Akpabio gave us a hint when he called him the FATHER OF PROPAGANDA
There's a reason his name was changed from "Lai" to "Lie"

People are being sold a man who will run the information ministry based on propaganda, and more propaganda, and they are rejoicing.

God forbid that the information ministry is doomed!

Propaganda seeks to direct information at an already brainwashed people

Propaganda obscures facts and gives half truths

Propaganda seeks to build a movement

Propaganda strives to build a following whether or not people understand what is at stake.

Propaganda obtains information via questionable means.

PROPAGANDA IS THE SYSTEMATIC EFFORT TO MANIPULATE OTHER PEOPLE'S BELIEFS, ATTITUDES AND ACTIONS.

e still dey pain you

Alphaoscar:
Kayode fayemi



Aminat Muhammed





And the slayer of the wailers Elhadji oLAIwola lying Muhammed

i am on your side!

chinchum:
At the end of the day, it is on record he built a govt house for ekiti state 18 yrs After state was created , someone would have built it anyway, it is not like he carried away the building when he left his governorship seat.

bros, if this is true, let us not trivialise a serious matter. i guess he did not see all the other good things in his neigbhouring states. there are no states with good social amenities, only beautiful govt. house. let me emphasis that i am an APC surpporters. our strenght should be the ability to chastise ourselves for correction to allow us build a better society.

Just thinking aloud; is a a government house the only good thing he has seen anywhere. i guess he never saw good hospitals, schools and roads.

lekjons:

yes o

repogirl:
lol, you don't know me, sweetheart.....

I only stated the obvious, don't hang yourself please.

oh dat, life is good. i take it that alligators are not all over your ceiling then!

repogirl:
so for a biased minded person like you, because his father was a minister means its now okay for him tolook like a farmer in a Picture where his wife was celebrating something memorable?

And you call that simple? Lol.

Please dash your 'deep' mind some sense, what's odd is odd and you can't garnish it with rubbish excuses.

shallow still, let us see what you look like pls

Chanchit:
So Yaradua once looked healthy before he turn di'maria? Btw did he just return from farm when he took that pix.

for shallow eyes like yours, yes. For deep people, he just looked simple. His father was a federal minister in the first republic

repogirl:
That's not a flattering picture of him....

for a shallow person like you, yes!

lekjons:
R.I.P.P.

and if u get time, pls help me check how Sani IranuAbasha was faring in hell..

and where are you now with alligator on your ceiling?

9jauk:
Weak man...na obasanja e go dey flex muscle with;arrange for baby boy na kunu u go zip crazeman lol

ignoramus, the man get plenty boys.

donholy28:
dem wowo bad

jelousy, you no get known papa like them and no children either

Very petty

California30:
Fake as hell.
And you will still hear about some bomb blast tomorrow

pls grow some brains

Cute or red?

tsdarkside:
.....my head still dey work,thats my problem....my mind doesnt allow me,to be a mumu....sorry...

I see you are very brilliant

fantazia:
hmmm another maga has been caught. chai all this celebs mehnnn!!! anyways goodluck on her husband business.

bad mouth, go and marry

tsdarkside:
better in secret...you dont need to rub this oyibo sickness rubbish in our face everytime.....a union between a black-person and oyibo,is not normal,fact.......

what is wrong with this person