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Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Girlfriend, Chioma’s Message To Trolls by malware: 1:11pm On May 10, 2018

Nairaland mods when they see any thread on Chioma and Assurance

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Romance › Re: "Anytime I See Money I Get Wet & It Has Led Me To Sleep With Many Men” - Lady by malware: 6:15am On May 10, 2018

It's normal, only that you have Igbo gene

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Celebrities › Re: Ebonyi Government Stops Flavour From Performing In Abakaliki by malware: 6:13am On May 10, 2018

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Education › Re: The Proposed Altanzeel Univeristy Kano By Isyaka Rabiu (Photos) by malware: 3:25pm On May 09, 2018

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Dey were wise not to follow d fool cald Profet Muhammed S.A.W.
Unlyk d fulls DT born u

If you are wise enough, you should know that you and them are following whoever the fuock you are following, not because you chose it, but because you were born into it. So it is more of slavery than freedom, you both had no choice.

However, the duo had the choice to abstain or use N50 condoms, so as not to give birth to an slowpoke like you, who will go about soiling their names at every given opportunity.

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Education › Re: The Proposed Altanzeel Univeristy Kano By Isyaka Rabiu (Photos) by malware: 10:34am On May 09, 2018

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Is gud he died.
He wnt 2 start anoda boko Haram skul.

Mumu aboki

The 2 Mumus wey gave birth to you accidentally, what happened to them?

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Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Vs Anto Who Rocked The Traditional Beads Better? by malware: 10:09am On May 09, 2018

pyyxxaro:
This your yeye prick nor de tire you to scratch

Kukuma cut am , b4 e go disgrace you

How e go tire me huhn? Abi na ur prick? Or is it ur scratching? undecided

Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Vs Anto Who Rocked The Traditional Beads Better? by malware: 6:17am On May 09, 2018*

There is no basis for such comparison na,the chest/hips-embarrased Anto, na she you wan compare with the almighty ADESUA? Anto vs Khloe is a fair one sha

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Politics › Re: Buhari-blames-jonathan-for-rot-in-health-sector by malware: 6:16am On May 09, 2018

When will this blame game ends na?

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Politics › Re: Maria Ude Nwachi Visits Kwankwaso In Abuja (Photos) by malware: 6:11am On May 09, 2018

2019 permutations

Health › Re: Ebola Returns To Africa ...world Health Organisation Responds by malware: 6:10am On May 09, 2018

Whixkain wahala be this na

Education › Re: The Proposed Altanzeel Univeristy Kano By Isyaka Rabiu (Photos) by malware: 1:37am On May 09, 2018

Eyyah RIP man

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Celebrities › Re: Drake Unfollows Rihanna On Instagram by malware: 1:34am On May 09, 2018

Thinking whether I should unfollow her too or not

Politics › Re: I Did Not At Anytime Accuse Jonathan In Person Of Corruption - Osinbajo by malware: 6:26am On May 08, 2018

The open letter nko? Abi no be ur handwriting dey the letter?

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Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy And Her Boyfriend, Asa Asika In Loved Up Photos by malware: 6:23am On May 08, 2018

when will this girl settle for one man?

She just dey change biyfriends upandan grin

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Health › Re: Woman Who Labor For 34hrs Finally Gives Birth, Shares Adorable Photos by malware: 6:18am On May 08, 2018*

Paying tribute to all our departed mothers, it is not easy

Likes for our mothers, shares for fathers

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Celebrities › Re: Caption This Adorable Makeup Photos Of Annie Idibia by malware: 6:16am On May 08, 2018

All these old mamas wey no wan gree say their time don up

Foreign Affairs › Re: Swearing-in Ceremony Of Vladimir Putin As The President Of Russia(Photos) by malware: 6:12am On May 08, 2018

Trump right now

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Career › Re: Lagos, Kaduna, 9 Others Begin Pension Remittance Into Workers’ Rsa by malware: 5:54am On May 08, 2018

Satioshi:
What hectic procedure? You probably do not need the money. All you need are an exit letter, means of ID, birth cert, a passport photo and bank details to withdraw 25% from your RSA if your age is less than 50 and these are too "hectic" for you to provide?

Why do I need to withdraw only 25%, when the whole money is mine and I no longer work with the company. Keeping the Savings till one reaches 50YEARS should be optional and not mandatory. Do you know how many people lose those savings because they died before that age?

Ideally, the company should be the one to contact the person, when they notice a stoppage in contribution, and not the other way round.

Health › Re: 2,131 Pregnant Women Test Positive To HIV In Lagos by malware: 9:33am On May 07, 2018

busybrain123:
I'm sure, %99.9 of them contacted the desease through sex...
As a Virgin, STD especially HIV don't scare me. ~~Abstenance~~ is the best even after marriage..

Busy brain indeed cheesy

Career › Re: Lagos, Kaduna, 9 Others Begin Pension Remittance Into Workers’ Rsa by malware: 8:09am On May 07, 2018

FUOCK RSA! FUOCK RSA!! FOUCK RSA!!!

I STILL HAVE HUGE SUMS OF MONEY WITH PAL PENSION, ACCRUED DURING MY STAY AT MY FORMER WORK PLACE, AND I WAS MADE TO UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE TO FOLLOW SOME HECTIC PROCEDURES BEFORE I COULD ACCESS SOME CERTAIN USELESS PERCENTAGE OF THE MONEY, WHILE THE REST IS AFTER 50YEARS...

AS I SPEAK, THAT MONEY IS STILL LYING DOWN THERE FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS NOW, AND THE USELESS RSA KEEPS SENDING ME ANNIVERSARY MESSAGES, TO ADD SALT TO INJURY

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Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill People In Gwaska, Birnin-Gwair, Kaduna State by malware: 7:02am On May 07, 2018

And yet there is no any National mourning

Later, when people cry out, Buhari would then come with his belated message, condemning the incident... Ohhhh Africa my Africa.... Ohhhh this cursed continent

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Life? by malware: 6:52am On May 07, 2018

Romance › Re: Arewa Men! by malware: 1:52pm On May 05, 2018

princessayesha:
The fat one

Habaaa... You ain't fat mana, yours is a perfect size... Son kowa kin wanda bashi da rabo.

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Romance › Re: Arewa Men! by malware: 1:48pm On May 05, 2018

SoapQueen:
I want to be pretty like you! Masha Allah!

You are also pretty in your own unique way, Masha Allah kiss

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Romance › Re: Arewa Men! by malware: 1:46pm On May 05, 2018

princessayesha:
Haha....sugar includes carton din peak milk da milo da condensed milk sannan a hada da kilo ashirin na kaji da buhun suga takwas. Kar ka manta da kwalin taliya da makaroni da tirelan fruita. Sai dubu dari biyu da zan ringa sadaka

I like this your low-budget quotation. Consider it done wink

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Romance › Re: Man Grabs Lady's Chest, Reveals To Continue Sleeping With Different Women. Photo by malware: 4:57am On May 05, 2018

That deferences girl he grabbed sha

Romance › Re: Arewa Men! by malware: 4:48am On May 05, 2018

princessayesha:
Dear Arewa men, Ramadan is coming again o. Those of you that leave your girl friends only to come back after Sallah we are watching you
Sugan azimi da kayan Sallah will not harm anyone

Ahh.. Just sugar for Ramadan? That one na small thing.. How many bags of sugar do u need?

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Politics › Re: Suicide Bombers Attack Konduga LGA In Borno,kill 7,injure 7 Others(photos) by malware: 9:51pm On May 04, 2018

Workingdays:
islam is a cursed to humanity. we ought to get ride of it !!!!

Work on your English first, before spewing the above rubbish.

Romance › Re: Man Disappointed After His Girlfriend Left His House Without Washing The Dishes by malware: 7:14am On May 04, 2018

Preshy561:
lmao.
if I'm the gf,he will even regret it more.

why are some guys lazy like this?

Lolz... Now go and do some chores in your bf's house, he wan comot go office...

Romance › Re: Man Disappointed After His Girlfriend Left His House Without Washing The Dishes by malware: 6:14am On May 04, 2018

Preshy561:
and the ones that have been washing and cleaning nko?where did you keep them?
aren't they now call exes?
stupid lazy old fool,see how dirty and shabby his kitchen looks,tomorrow this one go open mouth deh curse girls with smelly pussy.

idiotic fool.
wife material kill you there.

Is your ranting normal? You sound as if you're the girl in question.

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